Shania Saturdays

This one goes out to those with a jealous streak and a penchant for dumping water on their shitty dates. Does Chloe get mistaken for a mom a lot? Was Mary a bossy child? All the answers will be revealed in today's episode.

Honestly, anyone who has the nerve to be staring at anyone BUT Shania when they're lucky enough to be in the same room as her seriously needs to get their priorities straight.

Today we're discussing the title track off of the BEST SELLING ALBUM BY A FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME. Have heard this fact before? Has Mary mentioned it? OF ALL TIME.

Anyway, we're also talking about track suits, families who vlog and cheap flights to Japan. Very ready to get away somewhere, take a trip. If anyone has a couch in Japan we could crash on, please get in touch.

We all have our desperate moments. Even Queen Shania. Today we're leaning IN to our pathetic moments and talking about what happens when Whose Bed grows up a little bit.

Although we repeatedly state the fact that Shania is the most beautiful woman in the world, she's so much more than that. We're talking feminism. We're talking stop-motion Barbie music videos. We're talking judges who pump gas to keep them humble.

***If you have a Shania story you'd like to share, we want to hear it! Have you met one of her cousins, made out with one of her fiddlers or even met Shania herself? Hey, maybe you just thought you saw her at the mall once but it turned out to be another pretty brunette. No story too small. We want to interview anyone about any sort of close brush with the queen.

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After a summer off, we are BACK with a renewed fervor for all things Shania. Find out why this song causes Chloe major anxiety and listen to Mary absolutely refuse to stop talking about depressing shit. But like, it's fun. Promise.

OH HI, WE JUST SAW SHANIA LIVE AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY. Here's our unorganized, slightly manic review of the Shania NOW tour IMMEDIATELY after watching it. We're swingin'.

More classic Shania positivity. This episode brings up some childhood memories. Some more interesting than others. Also, would we look cute with beards?

After five years out of the spotlight, Shania returned to the public eye to be interviewed by our lord and saviour, Oprah Winfrey. They talk about her childhood, the breakdown of her marriage and her possible return to music. Mary and Chloe talk about living forever and Oprah's ascension to God status.

Delving into Mary's love life and giving thanks to our first sponsor! Do you know what "gol darn gone and done it" means? Chloe does. She looked it up. Also, should we get Shania wigs?

After a week off we're back and wondering, do we have Lionel Richie to thank for Shania's comeback?