The new season of RHOC doesn’t premiere til next week, but Dylan starts today’s episode by unpacking a sneak peek clip of Shannon Beador explaining the circumstances of her DUI. Not great! Then, he does a dramatic reading of Brandi Granville’s latest Twitter spiral—she’s still not over the RHUGT Morocco debacle, in case you were wondering. From there, Dylan recaps Dubai’s latest episode, which sees Caroline Brooks increasingly on an island of her own making. Plus, Caroline and Sergio’s baby journey takes more uncertain steps.

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