SHARKX!

Quiz Revenge! Gumtree Hatred! Racist to Carlos! Aussie Pat’s Bike Club!

Everything is great. Here is the complete episode 12 recorded with Claire and Simone and completely intact. Probably don’t even bother listening to it in full if you are Claire, just the first few seconds is fine. Anyway- yay sharks!

Due to technical difficulties with episode 12, here is the very first episode of Sharkx! recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone which wasn’t activated in Audacity so the shitty sound is actually the inbuilt laptop microphone. We haven’t improved much since then. Enjoy!

Claire wants to be a Megalathon shark after the quiz – Simone is disgusted she was one Tara Reid – ? is Simone having an affair? Why have they kayaked to NZ? Sharks seem to be the original hipsters Logan has sharks in their lakes Sticky cocaine or illegal hemp seeds – your drug of choice? […]

Live from France! The perils of parenting; baby wipe finger ghost; tricked Claire with a note from school; cephlapodcasters beware; shark quiz; shark of the week Goblin shark; 4 star Dave, moar adventures on G-Dog and Ommi!

Live podcast from the Sunshine Coast aquarium: Pen Island; Shark fin wasabi; 4 star Dave Vasectomy shark vengeance; ‘A tasty baby seal’ – G Dog; “Bulk bulk Bulk – I’m a hulk” (G-dog); ‘Are we on the dark web’!?; Twice bitten – now smitten; Nz vs Aus accents! Shark Erotica book review – shark shapeshifters; James Deen – Claire’s […]

Claire has gone to TOWN with the sound effects. Don’t tell the Dave’s we are having an affair- they are our beards. Surprise dick reveals. Banana shark (deep dive). Shark Vengeance: approved by the Dalai Lama. What’s next for G-dog and Ommi?

Latest Shark News! Gifts! Bad dates! Adventures of GDog and Omni! Simone is back from Bali with gifts for Claire who is washing her filthy clothes in the machine while podcasting. There are real-life shark attacks happening so they apply their understanding of sharks to these events. Finally some insight into the relationship between the Greenland […]

We’ve received your feedback and ignored it! – frothing plant placenta (blood!!) – a haiku of failure (the forfeit is enacted) – ikea fights (about twin baby sharks) – the shark profile: scalloped hammerhead – fingerless driving gloves: fetish, fashion or failsafe? – teenage skater boy crushes we both had (baby mark wahlberg) – a […]

Honestly it’s a shambles but frankly, would you want anything else? Do a shot every time we say something we’ll regret. Perils of pupae! Tinfoil hats! The sound of crickets! ROD cafe sex move! Dennis O’Rouke!