She Doesn’t Read the News

Chris and Alice cover a lot of ground, from altruistic street harassment to religious orgasms, the French beefing about french beef, and the time that Alice got abducted. Along the way they touch on death in the desert, apologise for spreading fake news, and chalk off cocaine on cornflakes, Cruz in Cancun, and cuddle a cat for a Colonel cameo. Plus, ELK UPDATE!

It’s a Valentine’s Day special, and Chris Turner & Alice Winn stage a Titanic struggle over which movie to watch, discuss mysterious critters, phantom bone spurs, and The Lost Cause. Alice teaches us about the STD that makes you lose your nose, Chris reveals an odd fetish, and a herd of Elk bum-rush the show. Plus, a freestyle rap over an insane beat.

Alice teaches us all about the Opium Wars, Chris recites some Bredlick Poetry, and we all learn about A TINY FRICKIN' LIZARD!

A big ol' coup, inappropriate AI, and 'young fresh meats' round out the week's news.

Alice gets Gamestop, China's threat of war, and Marjorie Taylor Greene explained to her, and in return teaches Chris about Tuberculosis, Dante's Inferno, and the very pervy Lord Byron.

Featuring the best way to kill someone, a 'dick move' from 700 years ago, and Alice's thoughts on a classic film that's sure to ruffle a few feathers.

A momentous week deserves a momentous podcast, and in their launch episode, Chris Turner and Alice Winn discuss the important stories of the past seven days, including Biden's inauguration, Winston Churchill's face, Jojo Siwa coming out, and Egyptian penis cakes. 

Chris reveals about what it's like doing comedy for 12 year old girls, Alice teaches him about history's most handsome 12 year old boy, and the grand finale is a freestyle rap, because of course it is.