Sheebie Jeebies

Friend of the show, Tall Chris, is back to take a bite out of "The Meg"! And yes, I completely fucked up and mistook Li Bingbing for Fan Bingbing halfway through. No need for internet crucifixion. It's a fun enough summer movie, though it departs radically from the book (some of which is for the best). Also, is Steve Alten another member of the Hollywood Incels Club? We'll talk about it!        

Joining us once again on the show is our taller-than-Slender-Man guest host, Chris Johnson! This is indeed a review of the 2018 movie starring "The Conjuring's" Joey King, who is absolutely wasted here. We watched it, so you don't have to. I'd warn that there are spoilers ahead, but I still don't know what the movie's about.

Come aboard the Nostromo as James Juarez and I wax poetically about the beautifully shot "Alien" from 1979! The whole movie is a work of art, with influences from Giger that extend even to the construction of the ship. Also, never take an orange cat into space. It's grey cats all the way, bebeh. this is definitely the most hungover show we've done. Luckily, I have a great producer to edit out most of the garbage.

Celebrating its recent 30th anniversary is the cult classic from the Chiodo brothers--"Killer Klowns From Outer Space"! My guest this week is my friend, Nick Chavez, and we get into ICP being the gateway drug to this movie. Is there a venn diagram for this or what? And who drank all the Faygo?

How can you possibly go through summer without watching Steven Spielberg's "Jaws" from 1975? It would be sacrilege! Join me and Austin Rogers (previous guest for "Carnosaur") as we mark out for the best big stupid fish movie out there and discuss the differences between it and Peter Benchley's novel.

Is evil genetic? Sit in on my conversation with previous guest host, Christopher Johnson, as we dissect "Hereditary"! It was touted as the scariest movie of the year, but what makes it so terrifying isn't the creepy cult or even the shocking early decapitation. It's the layers of buried family trauma that are all too relatable.

Not the first mockbuster, but definitely one of my favorites--it's 1993's "Carnosaur" with guest Austin Rogers! Diane Ladd plays a mad geneticist who creates a deadly infection via chicken products. The male host acts as a carrier, but the female incubates it...into a dinosaur. What could possibly go wrong?

On this week's show, we sit down with professional wrestler The Great Scott for a discussion about John Carpenter's "The Thing" from 1982! Does the whiskey theory hold up? Is the Thing the alien that crash lands, or is the alien infected itself? What happened to Wilford Brimley? This and more coming up!    

In our inaugural episode, V and I discuss one of the better werewolf movies out there. This episode was supposed to be recorded on April 8th, but *someone* decided she had to give birth three days before (listen close and you can hear baby Zoe crying in the background). We hit on the tripartite theme of food, sex, and death, as well as Furry ex-boyfriends and the best way to get period blood out of clothes. Enjoy!