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This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip pile onto the metaphorical school bus and dive into the chaos of field trips. First, a student lies to their mom about attending a field trip—was it harmless rebellion or a picklefoot move? Then, a teacher admits they absolutely hate organizing field trips, giving a rare peek behind the scenes at all the stress, logistics, and headaches that go into these “fun” school outings. Finally, the Sages reflect on what makes field trips memorable—and sometimes painfully awkward—for everyone involved. From permission slips to chaperone drama, this episode explores the hilarious and frustrating realities of taking learning out of the classroom.

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Timestamps (AITPF version)

00:00:00 - Start

00:02:49 - AITPF for lying to my mom about a field trip?

00:27:30 - AITPF for a teacher admitting they hate field trips

00:36:48 - Homeschooled Field Trips

00:42:17 - Ending

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip step away from Reddit drama and sit down with their friend Mermar, who is pursuing a Master’s degree in Forensic Sciences. The conversation dives into what forensic science actually looks like beyond TV tropes, what graduate study in the field entails, and the challenges and surprises that come with preparing for a career rooted in evidence and analysis. It’s a thoughtful, grounded discussion that bridges curiosity, education, and real-world application—offering a fascinating look into a field that’s often misunderstood.

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The holidays have arrived on Sheltered Sages, and with them comes peak family chaos. In this Christmas-themed episode, Andrew and Philip dive into Reddit stories filled with awkward gift exchanges, clashing traditions, and the kind of holiday tension that only shows up once a year. From well-meaning plans gone wrong to moments that turn festive cheer into quiet resentment, the Sages unpack what happens when expectations, family, and Christmas spirit collide. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy a holiday episode stuffed with laughs, debates, and just a little seasonal picklefoot energy.

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00:00 - Start

08:20 - Story 1

20:12 - Story 2

41:34 - Ending

The holidays have arrived on Sheltered Sages, and with them comes peak family chaos. In this Christmas-themed episode, Andrew and Philip dive into Reddit stories filled with awkward gift exchanges, clashing traditions, and the kind of holiday tension that only shows up once a year. From well-meaning plans gone wrong to moments that turn festive cheer into quiet resentment, the Sages unpack what happens when expectations, family, and Christmas spirit collide. Grab some cocoa, settle in, and enjoy a holiday episode stuffed with laughs, debates, and just a little seasonal picklefoot energy.

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00:00 - Start

08:20 - Story 1

20:12 - Story 2

41:34 - Ending

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip return tothe chaotic arena of the PicklefootShowdown! The rules are simple, the pressure is high, and the stakes? Pure bragging rights. One Sage reads a story, the other has just seconds to declare who the real Picklefoot is, explain their logic, and guess how Reddit ruled. From messy family drama to workplace meltdowns, awkward relationship moments, and decisions that seemed smart at the time, the Sages put their instincts—and each other—to the test. Expect rapid-fire judgments, confident guesses, hilarious misses, and the occasional shockingly accurate call. Who will dominate this round? Who will crumble? And who will the internet crown right or wrong? Tune in and find out in this fast-paced, laugh-packed battle of Reddit intuition!

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00:00 - Start

01:31 - Intro

12:20 - Story 2

20:29 - Story 3

27:54 - Story 4

36:09 - Story 5

43:47 - Story 6

50:38 - Ending

This week on Sheltered Sages, Andrew and Philip take centerstage as they dive into the wonderfully dramatic world of musical theater culture—where the real conflict isn’t on the stage, but in the audience. From dealing with unexpected sing-along superfans to navigating the social pressureof attending shows you’re just not feeling, the Sages explore the unspoken rules, the passionate fandoms, and the awkward moments that make the theater experience unforgettable. With their signature blend of humor and thoughtful insight, they break down why musicals bring out such big emotions—and even bigger dilemmas. Take your seats; the overture is starting.

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00:00:00 - Start

00:09:13 - A Sheltered Musical Experience

00:18:29 - AITPF for getting mad at the audiencesinging along in a movie theater?

00:36:40 - AITPF for not going to a musical/theatricalshow I didn't want to?

01:06:43 - Ending

Things get festive this week on Sheltered Sages as Andrew and Philip dig into holiday-themed Reddit drama. From clashing Thanksgiving traditions to accidental shade at the dinner table, the Sages explore stories that prove nothing stirs up tension quite like family, food, and expectations. Whether it’s breaking long-held customs or laughing at the wrong moment, these tales reveal just how chaotic the holidays can get. Grab a plate, settle in, and get ready for a Thanksgiving special stuffed with drama, laughs, and classic picklefoot energy.

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00:00 - Start

01:42 - AITPF for not following traditions in Thanksgiving?

12:33 - Andrew’s Story

20:54 - AITA for laughing after my sister implied my brother’s girlfriend’s dish wasn’t good?

48:51 - Ending

This week, the Sages put their intuition to the ultimate Reddit test.

For each story we:

✅ Read the title

✅ Check if Reddit crowned them the picklefoot 👣🥒

✅ Wildly speculate what unhinged scenario this could be

✅ Finally read it

✅ See if we were psychic or just delusional

Featuring tales of:

🎁 A questionable “meet-the-family” gift

🧼 A lizard-spray floor-mopping incident (?!?)

🎤 Taylor Swift “constructive criticism” gone… poorly

⏰ A boyfriend who woke the wrong person at the wrong time

Come find out if our guesses were genius…

…or if Reddit once again proves reality is stranger than imagination.

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00:00 - Start

04:40 - AITPF for the gift I brought with me to meet my boyfriend's family?

15:34 - AITPF for telling my sister to mop the floor again after she used a lizard spray?

25:22 - AITPF for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it?

39:32 - AITPF for yelling at my boyfriend because he woke me up?

48:16 - Ending

It's lunchtime at Sheltered Sages, and we’re unpacking more than just brown-bag drama.

From “boring” bento backlash to friendship-table politics and even fighting for the right to get lunch at school, Andrew and Philip dive fork-first into the cafeteria chaos.

Are packed lunches a parenting crime?

Is sitting alone a betrayal?

And is wanting school pizza really THAT unreasonable?

Pull up a tray — this week, the Sages are serving piping-hot takes, lukewarm cafeteria nostalgia, and a side of tater tots.

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00:00 - Start

01:02 - Intro

03:55 - AITPF for giving our kid "boring" lunches for school?

15:05 - AITPF for not sitting at lunch with my friend

30:03 - AITPF for wanting lunch at school

42:44 - Ending

It’s Halloween on Sheltered Sages, and things are getting downright chilling! In this special Geek Dive, Andrew and Phillip swap Reddit threads for original tales of mystery, mischief, and maybe a little madness. These aren’t your average internet creep stories—they’re ours. So grab a blanket, dim the lights, and settle in as the Sages share stories that are eerie, clever, and so sheltered it's scary.

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00:00 - Start

03:55 - Snitches

16:02 - Talking about Snitches

24:08 - The Family Monster

46:45 - Story 2 Interview

57:36 - Ending