Shift Happened

Shift Happened – March 12, 2025

The show kicked off with an unexpected deep dive into the latest internet obsession—a tiny TikTok-famous rooster named Ronald. Naturally, this led to a discussion about Dean’s own mini rooster and whether it should make a studio appearance (spoiler: chaos will ensue).

From there, things got heated in the ultimate Girl Scout cookie debate—Thin Mints, Tagalongs, or Samoas? Everyone had strong opinions, but the real winner? Lemonades, the sleeper hit.

The crew also prepped for this weekend’s Leprechaun Pub Crawl, complete with green beer, ridiculous accessories, and Stitch’s confusion over how tape works.

Meanwhile, Pennsylvania is making headlines thanks to The Box Demon—a masked stranger leaving mysterious empty boxes on doorsteps while creepily announcing his presence. Harmless? Maybe. Terrifying? Absolutely.

In today’s WTF News, a spring break cruise turned into a nightmare for one unlucky 52-year-old, and a bizarre conspiracy theory suggests billionaires are secretly feasting on mermaids. (Because, of course.)

Finally, an existential crisis: Earth has only a billion years of oxygen left. Better start planting trees now.

That’s a wrap for Shift Happened! Catch you next time—preferably before the oxygen runs out.

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Last night, the hot tub turned into an observatory as Houston witnessed an unforgettable meteor—no alcohol, just pure cosmic awe. That kicked off a wild discussion about Thursday night’s Blood Worm Moon (yes, that’s the actual name) and why worms are getting their celestial moment.

Then, the crew tackled South Dakota’s potential Amtrak expansion—would you take a train from Rapid City to Minneapolis? The debate was derailed by nostalgic thoughts of long-lost railroad tracks and the ever-present South Dakota wind.

Speaking of the wind, the Leprechaun Pub Crawl is this weekend! Dress in green, grab a card, and win big—just don’t let an Insane Clown Beer slow you down.

And in today’s food wars, move over pineapple—someone decided oranges belong on pizza now. The reactions? Mixed at best.

Other chaos included a bizarre new “periodic cooking” method for eggs (too complicated), people lying to their dentists (they know, guys), burnout stats (42 is the danger zone), and a YouTuber who built a beer-dispensing, self-slapping robot—because content.

Oh, and Houston may have destroyed the office wall with command strips. We’ll see if he gets away with it.

That’s a wrap for Shift Happened! Catch you next time!

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Employee Appreciation Day? More like Employee Forget-You Day! Stitch kicks off the show with breakfast bribery, Houston questions capitalism, and Dean just wants his eraser. Meanwhile, daylight saving time has Leslie so messed up she didn’t even show up—relatable.

Ever wonder what a beautiful rooster looks like? Neither did we, but Stitch is determined to convince us. We also unravel the mystery of all-black chickens and why people in China are spending a fortune on… dirt. Yep, bank dirt.

Speaking of bad investments, Houston pitches his latest get-rich-quick schemes, including selling lottery ticket shavings and Wall Street air. Shockingly, no one’s on board. But you know we’re all fascinated by the revelation that a properly sealed toot jar can last 10 years. Science, baby.

We also tackle important issues like clapping on airplanes (cringe or respect?), why TikTok doom-scrollers might need the new “Touch Grass” app, and whether Stitch should be allowed near AI voice cloning after his failed sleep-in incident.

Oh, and don’t forget: The Leprechaun Pub Crawl is this Saturday! It’s going to be cold, it’s going to be breezy, and yes, it’s going to involve tights. Be there or miss out on your chance to win airline vouchers—and maybe discover a whole new side of yourself in a leprechaun costume.

Hit play now, Shifties. You won’t regret it.

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