Content Warning: Semi-graphic descriptions of violence and fighting

Welcome back to this social-isolated episode of Shit We Wrote, which is dedicated to Patreon member Lisa. In this episode, Oscar comes back for Jordan and things get dark. But on the positive side, Tanner recognizes some character development in Jordan, reveals his Twilight knowledge, and discusses his American Idol rating scale for butts. Also, Aliya and Tanner talk about the power of boobs and relate to Jordan in their experiences with dating. This episode is a mix of things you don't want to miss!  

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Aliya and Tanner are back with our first social distancing episode! In this episode Tanner reads an excerpt of his teenage angst dystopian novel, which hits a little too close to home. 

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Aliya and Tanner are back with Special Guests Kylie Herman and Catherine. Catherine does the honor of narrating the chapters, and even does some fun voices to bring us into the moment. She also takes the time to assess Jordan and Kyle's relationship, which we all know isn't the healthiest of things and is currently on the rocks. This episode ends on a cliff hanger, so you know shit is going to go down.

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Aliya and Tanner are back in the car as they gear up for Kyle and Jordan having their first fight! We also get to hear one of Tanner's dating stories, which is a real treat. You're not going to want to miss this one!  

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Aliya and Tanner are back from inside the car! In this episode we get one more look at Jordan and Kyle's relationship before it's hinted that shit hits the fan. Plus, we race a Prius! 

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Tanner and Aliya are back for part two of Tanner's gay angels and demons assassin story. This episode has intense action and karaoke, and Aliya gives the wise words of advice: "If there isn't murder — what are we doing? Every story is better with murder."

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On this episode of Shit We Wrote, Tanner takes Aliya and Guest Kara Sanford on a gay journey involving angel assassins and demons who think they're human. This episode also features a walk down memory lane with Imagine Dragon's discography and Tanner brings up the question of Ryan Reynolds possibly being a demon. 


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Aliya and Tanner are back with Ashley Clark to read the next chapter in Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway. In this episode, Kyle takes Jordan to a secret location, the trio tries ASMR, Ashley goes full English major and #summeriscoming.  

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Aliya and Tanner are back with special guest star Ashley Clark who actually reads this episode of the chapter! On this episode an "unfortunate" incident brings Kyle and Jordan together romantically — finally. Ashley roasts us on how blatantly our sexuality features in our younger stories as well as Aliya's inability to tell time. 

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Tanner and Aliya are back with special guest Kara Sanford for a story about divorce. . . that has a rather large twist at the end. Kara also fact-checks Tanner's story, turning the episode into a bit of a drinking game. This is an episode you don't want to miss.

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