Shit We Wrote

Aliya and Tanner are joined this week by a massive rainstorm and our lovely friend Ashley Clark, who was one of the first readers of Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway. In this we talk about how we all met and her initial thoughts on the story and roasts us talking about broken bones. We've reached the mushy part of the friendship between Kyle and Jordan as the two continue to spend time together — and feelings start to develop.

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Tanner and Aliya discuss the evolution of Kyle before this chapter of Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway. We learn more about Kyle and Jordan's troubled relationships with cops and the two continue to open up to another. 

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Aliya and Tanner are back again to read more of Tanner's work. This story includes the first gay scene Tanner's ever written in high school, and has evidence that it was around this time he started to hang out with Aliya. This episode also includes Tanner and Aliya talking about their writing process when they were younger and how they would keep track of "funny" quotes to include in their stories.

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Aliya and Tanner are back at you with special guest Kara Sanford for a new chapter of Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway where Kyle and Jordan start to bond more — he thinks her self-made scar is really cool, which probably says a lot about him. Kara and Tanner also do a brief duet of Lizzo's "Good As Hell," which isn't something you want to miss.

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Content Warning: Although the content of this book is fiction, and written by a child, there are still themes of abuse that we want people to be aware of before they listen.

Happy first episode of 2020! Tanner and Aliya got together on New Year's Eve with special guest Kara Sanford for chapter six of Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway. In this chapter Jordan meets the love interest of the story, Kyle — an arrogant boy who enjoys grinning and stealing. Also in this episode, Tanner describes the difference between cocky and arrogant and Aliya and Kara talk Riverdale. 

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Content Warning: Although the content of this book is fiction, and written by a child, there are still themes of abuse that we want people to be aware of before they listen.

Merry Christmas and happy fourth day of Hanukkah! Tanner and Aliya are back with the second half of his immortal story with Kara Sanford. This time we discuss the weird pedophilia immortal characters always seem to have, and the weird gift choice of a yacht to a teenager. 

Aliya and Tanner are back with special guest Kara Sanford to read another one of Tanner's stories. This one focuses on some historical fiction, but it doesn't stay there long. You'll have to stay tuned for next week's episode to find out what happens next.

This episode is a double whammy with two chapters in one! We're joined by Special Guest Kylie Herman. This episode gets a little dark so there is a content warning for mild violence and rape culture. We also do a brief recap of everything you may have missed and what Kylie has in common with Jordan. 

Tanner and Aliya are back to read Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway chapter three. In this chapter, Jordan goes to Walmart and gives herself a scar. . . for some reason. Tanner also realizes he's been a bad son and learns all about bras. 

It's Tanner's turn in the hot seat, as he reads a portion of one of his stories, V is for Vampire. Aliya and Tanner have a special guest this episode, Kara Sanford, who joins the roast.