Shit We Wrote

Aliya and Tanner are back with an opening about Heartstopper and Our Flag Means Death — two very different gay energies. Then we follow Darby on a quest to get information out of Kellen to use against him which (to no one's surprise) doesn't work. We also get a peek into Aliya's lame childhood head where she definitely took a song lyric she liked to put into her story as dialogue. Big yikes all around. Also, is anyone taking this war seriously??

Aliya and Tanner are back with new character perspectives! The story has taken a turn and now we're getting chapter spinoffs focusing on different characters. Along with a cute gay meet cute, we also talked about Avatar because of course we did. Enjoy!

Aliya and Tanner are coming at you from the road! In this episode, Darby gets religious and goes to talk with Sorus — God of the Faeries. We'll see how helpful that is. 

Aliya and Tanner are back — and sleepy. This early morning episode is catching you before the coffee has kicked in. We're here with a new plot twist and Tanner bringing the expected albeit disappointing news about our sapphic couple. We also get a hint of steaminess on a boat before the drama kicks off, so this episode will give you a little bit of everything.

A slightly later podcast! Aliya came back from traveling too late to edit so — Happy Thursday!

In this episode, Aliya and Tanner are again joined by Stephanie Hofmann cooking in the background. We find out what it is Stephanie's cooking, that Tanner doesn't know how tampons work and that Seth and Darby's relationship is the elevated(?) version of Twilight. Enjoy!

Get ready for some cooking ambiance, because Tanner and Aliya are recording in the kitchen with Special Guest Stephanie Hofmann! In this episode, we go all mission impossible and get to the line that Tanner was sure readers were going to get tattooed on them. It's a chaotic episode, but would you expect anything less?

Aliya and Tanner are sorry to miss everyone this week, but due to Aliya taking care of her mom recovering from surgery the week prior, we have not had the opportunity to record together yet. Next Wednesday though, you're regularly scheduled shit will be back!

Aliya and Tanner are back with Special Guest Stephanie Hofmann for this next chapter where Kellen announces his war plans to Seth and Darby, and Stephanie makes fun of Darby's name. This episode also features Tanner's Grindr adventures and making fun of baby Aliya's life choices.

After the plot twist that happened last chapter, you'd think we'd be back for more — instead enjoy a fun romp in London and a heartfelt moment with Lucas.

Also in the episode, Aliya and Tanner reflect on how long this story has been going on for, and Aliya is told she's in the wrong for not thinking "Dance" is a cool enough name. Stephanie Hofmann is a special guest this episode and partakes in our asides about Dance, Dance Revolution and theories that the Queen of England is secretly dead. You're going to want to strap in for this one!

Aliya and Tanner are back with an episode recorded during 2020 where Aliya reads another one of her childhood stories. Are Aliya and Tanner drawing out the drama of their current reads by uploading this? Have they just been unable to get together to bank some episodes? Who knows! But you're regularly scheduled content should start again next week. For now, enjoy!