Shit We Wrote

Aliya and Tanner are back for a quick chapter, a description of Camelot, and at the end Aliya out-jokes Tanner's dirty mind. You love to see it. 

Tanner starts off the show with a laundry mishap and then we end the chapter with a revolutionary discovery that you're not going to want to miss. Look at this plot coming through!

We're digging into the old Patreon vaults to deliver a special episode of Aliya's first ever story she wrote when she was in elementary school. Recorded in 2020 during the height of the pandemic, this little time capsule is a wild ride through baby Aliya's psyche. 

Aliya and Tanner read as Kellen gets easily talked into starting a war by Scarlet and they discuss how Aliya's redemptive arc is nowhere near as good as Zuko's in Avatar. This conversation obviously also sparks Aliya and Tanner talking about gayness in Avatar for far too long. 

Stephanie joins us briefly to add spice to our intro before we dive into a wedding scene! The characters leave Rio after they just arrived and are now off to gather all their siblings. We also visit the underworld and end on a cliff hanger! *kinda*.

In this double chapter episode, Tanner and Aliya dive into Kellen's emo reaction to the breakup and then Seth moving *way* too fast to try and get with Darby. Break ups are weird and hard — but this sure isn't the way to do them! 

Aliya and Tanner are back with special guest (who joins halfway through) Stephanie! We're on Air Force One when demons attack and then the romance heats up when we land in Brazil.  They discuss languages, hypothetical demon fighting scenarios and who edits the podcast. 

Aliya and Tanner are back to get into what happens after Darby tells Kellen she loves him. This is the drama you know you're here for. 

Aliya and Tanner talk about how their 2021 went and their aspirations for 2022 before diving into the next installment of Tanner's story. We're meeting the president (who is female and in a sapphic relationship — helloooo) and just overall making this plot even more convoluted. Let's go!

It's 2022 bitches and Aliya and Tanner are back! We talk about Tanner's impending doom of turning 30 and dive right into the mess that is Kellen and Darby trying to figure out what they want to do that day. This episode ends on a cliff hanger because we're finally getting some drama