Shit We Wrote

Aliya and Tanner are back with season two! To start off the season and new book right, Aliya reads the reviews from her high school friends about the book and shares some insight into how this book differs from her rewrite. (Spoiler: it's truly a new story — thank God.)

Already Aliya and Tanner are relieved that this book has better writing than Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway, so you have that to look forward to too. 

It's the time you've all been waiting for! Tanner and Aliya are *back* from hiatus to bring you the second season of Shit We Wrote. Prepare for Faeries from the Twilight era of YA and book two of Tanner's adventure story. Although he stopped writing it after chapter three, he still has more in store with shit about angels, street racing and maybe even some witches? 

The point is — you're going to want to be here for season two! Episodes start dropping next week ✨

We have finally reached the finale of Shit We Wrote Season One! In this episode Aliya and Tanner finish Tanner's book and learn more of what's to come in his world. Aliya and Tanner also reflect on the show up to this point and  talk a little more about what's to come next season as they crack open two new stories that are the same amount of shitty. 

It's finally happened — Aliya and Tanner have reached the anticlimactic conclusion of Confessions of a Kidnapped Runaway. It was a rough journey to get here, filled with problematic tropes, shitty writing and obnoxious characters. We sincerely thank (and apologize) to everyone who made it this far with us.

Next week will be the gripping finale of Tanner's book and the end of season one. 

Happy Pride Month fam! Aliya and Tanner are switching up formatting because we're nearing the end of BOTH of our stories, and the end of this season! We won't be going anywhere, but we're excited to kick off June with the end of our two shitty stories. 

In this episode, Tanner reads the second part of the battle sequence where we have a wild death that isn't as satisfying as you'd hope it to be before ending on a cliff hanger! You'll have to keep listening to find out what happens next in the thrilling conclusion of Tanner's book. 

Aliya and Tanner are back and we're getting close to the end of the book! In a wild turn of events everyone is saved by an old flame of Fibonacci's whose an eccentric, wealthy man. As their love rekindles the crew decides to play soccer. . . and baby Aliya truly breaks it down shot by shot. 

Aliya and Tanner are still working on banking more material, so please enjoy another special episode again this week from the Patreon archives where Aliya reads to Tanner and special guest Ashley Clark two stories she wrote in elementary school. They are vaguely gay and really ridiculous concepts.

Aliya and Tanner are sharing something new this week! They didn't have time to record a new episode, so here is one from the VAULTS. Aliya and Tanner are joined by Special Guest Ashley Clark to read shit she wrote when she was young that is a King Arthur legend. This episode also features talk about Ashley's writing process and access to public domain stories. This is a fun romp that will distract you until Aliya and Tanner are back with their regularly scheduled content next week!

Battle has commenced in this chapter of Tanner's epic fantasy! Aliya and Tanner get right to business discussing how this war is going to play out and who will die in the process. (Women, the answer with Tanner always seems to be the women.)

Aliya and Tanner are back to deal with the crew now that they're on the run. For the most part, everyone is able to relax. A (horrible) love story has blossomed and we learn that once everyone has some alcohol, all the fictional boys outside of Kyle act like predators. Join us for the shit that is this chapter as we're four away from the ending!