We decide what Faygo property Jeremy Renner would be, how many ants would live in a candy house, and Jay begs for a Hansel and Gretel cereal (or is it serial?).

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This week we try to parse fact from reality in Christmas Evil. Is Santa real? Is he giving mom foreplay for Christmas?! Will Patricia Richardson slap your kids? Find out now!

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In this episode we watch 1991's Showdown In Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Tia Carrera. Casey violently rejects Dolph Lundgren, Dave demonstrates his advanced degree in physics, and Jay can't stop obsessing over how they kill the villain.

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The gang watches a Filipino Bond knock-off chocked full of hot girls, hot gadgets, and one too many short jokes for Dave's liking. Can Weng Weng unify the Cinema and rise above it all? (Do you get it Dave? It's a joke about his height.)

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Dave brings one of the strangest films we've ever watched. A surprise Tarantino is NEVER a good way to start! Dammit Dave!

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Kurt Russell is all of our dads in their own imagination, Jay teases the iconic team up that could never be, and we can never watch this film without thinking of Cinemite Ashley!

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This month our theme is... whoops, looks like dog ate our homework. On this weeks episode Casey does all the math for Channing Tatum, Dave has semi-appropriate thoughts about Vinnie Jones as a soccer coach, and Jay just wants to know "who the hell is Paul?"

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Casey ordered a large Jean-Clade Man Daiquiri, Dave can't imagine the grave plots in a throuple, and Jay rocks this month's Mentos moment.

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Casey threatens Dave with Vengeance AND Retaliation if he doesn't like this film, Jay longs for what could have been between Tyson and Van Damme, and the splits drought rages on!

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The Cinema is robbed another week in a row from seeing the splits. What JCVD lacks in stretching he makes up for in bamboo beatings.

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