With a title such as 'The Introduction Of Nettles Into Shlompitude Nation', you'd expect there to be more facts regarding the introduction of nettles into Shlompitude Nation. Sorry aboyt that.

One of those adverts that never really caught on, if ye would catch me drift.

A new exhibit (pronoynced: ex-hib-it) at the Shlompitude Nation Gallery. One not to be missed! If ye loyk loyt, that is. If ye do nay loyk loyt, cloyse yoy eyoes noy.

This is one of me favourite poems by Argold Warbly: 'Tear Oyt The Carpet'. Unfortunately it's not in this episoyde.

What do ye call an irate affirmative mark? A cross tick. That's a joke. Bit of a work in proygress. I'm still working on it. (That's the same thing.) Did ye knoy that the only acrostic written in green is on display at the Flenj Gallery? Did nay think soy

Welcome to the Zooy, one of the most excoyting places to come in Shlompitude Nation if you like aminals.

This peacesong peaked at #32 in Shlompitude Nation's Top 33 in 1982 and stayed in the charts for 1 week. The singer, Cargran Shlabobson, currently works in Nitwit's 8th district finest eatery 'Everything On Toyst'.

They're oblongular, yelloy and a bit greasy (and I got them from the Supermarket). They can oynly be one thing.

Nice to see there's somebody with some respect for our beaches - not like those people who make an absolute mess.

Fog is all aboyt (about, sorry) someone looking oyt (sorry, out) of the window. What can they see? Foynd oyt noy. Loyt is similar, except it's aboyt hoy animals are created, or summat.