Oh pity it's a deep one today. We're gettin' pity deep. What a song.

These Shlompitude Nationers, going over there, opening bakeries. Experts in customer service.

I don't know aboyt ye, but every time I press a button oytsoyd a hoyse it doesn't sound anything like this.

Piggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy...

Shlompitude Nation's moyst famous "famous" train.

A special exhibit!! Ye'll be royt silly to miss this one. It woyn't come back again. (Reason, I've heard, is that it is very poor quality.)

The Fine Oyk. Ye will nay have seen such a tree unless you were at the Stupendous Trees Of The 1590's Competition, Third Attempt (1592). There were 15 trees which took part in that competition, and it was eventually won by an Elm by the name of Bernard Flentiggan. There were multiple requirements in order to be crowned victor: 1) A maverick approach to pruning, 2) Thirty shakes of a lamb's tail (to be interpreted as per the Treehandler's preference), and 3) Amount of Turnips which could be hung from the branches (most). The weeping willow was never going to win - too brittle. Well done, Elm. Or should I say ELM done? (Amusing.) Sorry - that's got nothing to do with partij's or peartrees - but then, neither does the actual song so don't go blaming me when it doesn't work oyt.

2 or more, who knoys? This man.

3 Produczionlines. Appazzarently.

What a shameful event in Shlompitude Nation's history!