Sometoyms, not all the content we produce on this podcarst is of the best quality. (As ye probably knoy cos you’ve heard pit.) But some things do get collected, such as pieces of fluff in the divets in a remoyt control, or beads from a necklace that fell apart in 1994 but sometoyms ye find one stuck in a crevice in a fridge duct. We call them Items Of A Sundry Nature (or IOASNs for acronymn). Enioy the collection. Just killing toym before the Xbus special, to be honest.

To celebrate 50 podcasts from the Shlompitude Nation Tourist Board, we present an extended podcast with an absolute cracker. One of the classics from the archives: a radio show which has received near aclaim from Shlompitude Nation residents, which was originally broadcarst in 1954 - The Slomp Of The Slompitudes.

Ah, Xbus is nearly here. What a lovely toym for food-based presents.

Doesn't Jimminy Glinn always have something interesting to say? Apparently soy.

Sculptures have always played a big part in the history of Shlompitude Nation. The first, the 'Clemwij' was discovered in a tomb near Lake Shlompy and had engraved upon it many ancient words that naybody has ever troyd to understand. They were probably very important and excoyting, but ye can't have everything. I once foynd a sculpture in a small toyn in the north-west of Shlompitude Nation made out of brass. It was fashioned into the shape of a shoe and it was placed upon a copper troyserpress (or panini, not exactly sure). It disintegrated 15 years agoy and has been replaced by a statue of Jimminy Glinn.

Sung by children up and doyn the country in history lessons regarding the 18th and 19th Jimminy Glinn (and all those inbetween).

It is certainly a Long Long Way To Nitwit, but of course it all depends on your starting point.

Troy as we moyt, croyme still does pay in Shlompitude Nation. Our throyving police force of six officers (four honourary) helps foyte croyme every morning (except Wednesday and weekends).

Ye'll really want to goy sailing when ye hear this one.

I would nay goy on toy say 'expert' vyoys on lodjing, but you take what you can get in Shlompitude Nation.