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During this episode UAP and theological theories are discussed. Amber might of had a premonition and is out here saving lives. Come to find out, words matter. Weird. Of course we ate some foods, talked about sex, and threw out some historical fact for ya. Amber discovers Venmo pay discriptions are public and Moi discovers a word. Like always we are going to try to be more consistant with the episodes. Wink. Wink. 

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Hey ya'll heeeeeey!! This episode is a hot mess, but we all know that's nothing new. Of course we have to get our Trump digs in. I mean we all know dude aint shit. But, you know who else aint shit? Them KIDS!! Moi reacts to calamari and we talk about how America minds her business. Sike!! Amber is shookith by the thought of bisexual studs and Moi asking who Michael Scott is. We hope you enjoy. We love and appreciate you all. 

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In this episode we discuss lots. From Celopatra to aliens. We touch on supply and demand theories, discuss the correlation between the Death Star and the moon. Apparently, Bridgerton and Queen Charlotte is the shit. There's a dose of American history and a Disney princess face off. You're welcome. Also, POV is not always your friend. Oh and ugly bit*ches f*ck great!! 

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**WARNING** This episode was brought to you by some high ass b*tches. No cap, little to no topics of subsidence were discussed. We did however, have a guest appear this episode...Thanks Salina!! You've been warned, sorry not sorry.  shoutout to Savannah all the way in Texas 😃 

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Hey y'all it us again. In this episode, Moi give coochie checking tips. Amber educates Moi on Panda eyes. Whiskey make Moi dance. We progressively get drunk as this episode goes on. Sorry not sorry. Amber low-key loves Asian men, well, all men really. Not going to lie we talk about sex a lot in this and we really don't why but, it is what it is. You're welcome. Also, we love black people and they love us...most of the time. AHHHHHHH!!!! Smiley face, tongue sticking out, winky face. 

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Hey y'all, hope you've been well. We had an unexpected, but welcomed guest with us today. Happy Black History Month. Apparently Amber is a reverse racist? Jennifer vs Beyoncé, who sings life better? Amber gets scienticifal. Answers to life will be revealed...you're welcome.  Come to find out, liquor is an enhancer and Fuck Akon!! 

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In this episode Amber talks about issues with police brutality that her family is currently dealing with. Amber's son is on a journey of self discovery. Moi tells Amber's business. Moi discovers fisting and doesn't understand. Amber's has questions that need to be answered and so on... With Love 😉 

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In the episode Amber goes over some current events and accidentally comes across a new sex move. You're welcome. Come to find out, Moi is highly qualified for multiple positions. Amber is dehydrated and keeps cramping. Moi isn't your stereotypical black person, but Amber is. JLo, girl, BYE!! Amber and Moi presents a new night time drama called Passionfruit of our Lives. Again, you're welcome.  

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On this episode, Moi went under cover and got Amber drunk-ish and high-ish. Amber gets attacked by a spider, but Moi was a good friend and saved the day...kinda. Amber FINALLY brought Moi some bake goods. RIP TakeOff and Aaron Carter. Moi explains the difference between a dyke and Stud.  Amber gets the munchies and is hungry the entire episode. 

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On this episode Amber makes Moi look up Vabbing. Moi informs Amber that she is not allowed to have any other Stud friends and how dare Amber eat an edible without her!! To LARP or not to LARP, that is the question. Moi is writing a short story and Amber is trying to find herself...again. Hope you enjoy, xoxo