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On todays episode Amber makes Moi look up a sexual activity she found on TikTok. Moi hates the word Moist. Amber answers if she would survive a dick apocalypse. Did Ivana Trump die of natural causes? Mom life is real and butt cheeks are not created equally. We hope you enjoy. 

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Corrections from last week were made. Moi made Amber buy cigarettes...Amber had questions. Mike Tyson is a GAWD DAMN rolemodel and Moi will fight anyone who disagrees. Captain America or Superman? Moi talks about pimping a friend for money and thinks it's un-American that Amber feels a certain way about that. 50 cent is a freak, RIP Michael Jackson, and Amber needs to start selling herself and skills for money. 

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In todays episode we talk about Trumps disgusting self and his dumba** followers. Speaking of Trump, Linda McMahon, baby your husband is a sleazeball and thank GAWD he retired!! Amber still refuses to admit she has a porn problem. Who puts chips on their sandwiches?! Moi wants to be in a prison fight and Amber volunteers for tribute. Finally, Beauty and the Beast; don't call it a comeback. Loves you all, XOXO Gossip Queens.  

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On today's episode we discuss why men feel the need to put women down to build themselves up. Amber is back at it with her sexology and her dream dungeon. Moi has a new conspiracy theory to share. Amber messes up MJ lyrics and much much more.

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On today's episode, Moi is a hungry bitch and doesn't know the difference between Arby's and Hardee's. Roe v Wade is on some small dick energy. Rocky loves Emily...if you know you know.  Amber has knuckle dragging YouTube and Becky is a booty picker. 

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On today's episode we expose you to tips and tricks on skin exfoliation, eating Vajayjay and/or having your VaJayJay eaten. You're welcome. We also discussed the paranormal, we mean life in AmeriKKKa. Amber Heard is still on some white girl shit, but shout out to JD's lawyer. Why Ray Liotta? WHHHHHHHHY? Sorry Moi is detoxing so things are happening with her and Amber promises she's a good mommy however, her black card is in question. Finally, Fuck all you shooters you aint shit and you will not be remembered!! P.S. If you don't know by now, we don't talk about bruno. 

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It's been a minute and we appreciate y'all.  We talk about how Amber Herd is crazy and on some rich people shit. Moi learns about feet porn.  Squirrels Lives Matter. AAV(E) is a whole new world. The art of conversation through facial expressions is a real thing. Sorry y'all we can't end a conversation, but we love you!! 

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Were back its been a long time coming. this was a catch up to the time missed in  our worlds and what's going on in the world. In the end Amber gets confronted about the lies she kept all these years as friends. 

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So this will be our last episode for a while Amber will be giving birth soon. We close out on catching up with Russia the Legacy of Americas pettiness and how historically funny when narrated correctly. And Girl.....We love y'all thank you for all the international love we are forever grateful. Ciao! 

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Keeping it Steady and all over the places as usual

In this episode nothing is held back..... 

I moi will die on the cross for what I believe in and stand with Kanye Amber not so much lol.