Shrink the State

On this episode, we talk about Chop, breaking statues, and discuss whether or not a particular shooting is justified. Then things get crazy. Get some gay frog water to go with a slice of your neighbor's @$$, because we're about to do an Alex Jones. James, that crazy gay fatso, decides to tie everything together, going back as far as 1937. Is he right? Is he wrong? How many folds are under his shirt? Decide for yourself. 

And grit your teeth as you'r favorite threesome debate something they actually agree on for 15 minutes. Yes, that happens. Yes, they really are that fricking stupid. Then they watch a video with little to no commentary for way too long, seemingly forgetting this is an AUDIO ONLY podcast. I actually lost brain cells editing it. I legitimately felt myself get physically dumber after listening to it. It was like listening to someone have a stroke and get high at the exact same time. I swear their combined IQ is in negative numbers.

Oh, and the audio quality. For an audio only medium, you would expect that to be priority. Well, it's even worse than usual. Be prepared to strain yourself listening to autistic static on high volume, only to jump when someone's voice spikes. Then turn it down frantically and miss the last word. Then turn the volume back up, rewind back too far, and jump again as you accidentally hit a loud spot. When the volume isn't giving you PTSD, it's the fricking audio quality. It sounds like two transformers going at it. It's what I expect cancer to sound like if cancer were a sound.

The content is substantive, but the podcasters are dumber than a pack of meth-addicted chicken, the volume spikes resemble a medevil torture method, the audio quality could be mistaken for Micheal Bay's fapping material. 1/10 stars. Only good as a plot to a porno.

This about section is now an autonomous zone. No editors allowewd. Imma call it Great Autonomous Yard Pertaining to an Economic Neo-socialist Inter-sectional Society. We dont nead editers! Nothing could go wronge hear!

Notes:

 Chaz Websites: 

1.https://caphillauto.zone/

2.https://old.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h16152/faq_most_common_questions_about_chaz_answered_by/

3.https://old.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/

Warlords in Ancap land? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7rpLddSm6w

Articles on De-Escalation:

1.https://www.rewire.org/de-escalate-conflict/

2.https://vividlearningsystems.com/safety-toolbox/conflict-de-escalation-techniques

3.https://psychcentral.com/blog/6-tips-for-de-escalating-an-argument/

4.https://recoveringengineer.com/resolving-conflict/five-ways-to-de-escalate-a-conflict/

I thought the title was fairly comprehensive. Why are you looking at the description? Was the title too hard for you? Too many big words? I'm sorry this podcast doesn't have pretty pictures. Perhaps you typed in the wrong link, in which case i'll help redirect you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c . No? Still here? Still reading the description for an explanation of an obvious title? You are the very reason shampoo bottles have warning labels. But fine, i'll make it easier for you:

 Black man go big sleep, pig snorty snort made him go big sleepy time by doing a meanie weenie. How do we stop oink oinks from being poopy heads? Let's find out together!

 If that made more sense then the title, crawl back into your mother so I can abort you.

F**k.

In this episode we discuss marxism's talking points and debunk it one by one. We bring up a very difficult but important topic-rampant predatory behavior towards children being defended and profited off of by big tech. What are the solutions? What should be done? What can be done?

Economic distribution problem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkPGfTEZ_r4

NCMEC company report (pornhub maliciously absent): https://www.missingkids.org/content/dam/missingkids/gethelp/2019-reports-by-esp.pdf

Report to NCMEC: https://report.cybertip.org/

Support NCMEC: https://www.missingkids.org/supportus

Good day sirs and non sirs and connoisseurs. Welcome to Shrink the State, where the discourse is subtle, yet profound. Today we will elaborate on the current state of that most dastardly and vile of viruses, the sinister COVID 19. We also entertain and debate topics ranging from law to currency, and delicately deliberate on technocracy with the elegant and poignant finesse to be expected of us. We top it off with a crisp, clear and most importantly courteous adieu.

 The following is for our more refined audience and not for the more...shall we say...common fellow. Es stultior asino. Es scortum obscenus vilis. Te futueo et caballum tuum. Es stercus! Potes meos suaviari clunes, Moecha Putida. Perite. Vacca stulta, fututus et mori in igni. Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est urbs habet octo colles! Amoris sumus peritiLeges noscis necnon ego Devotionem plenam intendo Hanc non habebis ex ullo alio Communicare volo tibi quod sentioIntelligendum tibi est 

Tete numquam relinquamtete numquam deseramtibi ero desultor non numquamFaciam non flere teNec dicam valeremendax vulnerabo non numquam

Te cognovi tam diuCor tuum dolet, at timidior quin dicasIntus nos ambo scimus quid fiatLudum callemus et nos ludemus

Et si rogas me quomodo sentiam Ne dicas te tam caecam esse Tete numquam relinquam tete numquam deseram tibi ero desultor non numquam Faciam non flere te Nec dicam valere mendax vulnerabo non numquam Deseram deseram non numquam Deseram deseram non numquam

Te cognovi tam diuCor tuum dolet, at timidior quin dicasIntus nos ambo scimus quid fiatLudum callemus et nos ludemus

Communicare volo tibi quod sentioIntelligendum tibi est

  Merci Gentlemen.

This is a part 2. Why two parts, you may ask? Is the episode so bursting with juicy content that we had to split it? Uh...yes. For sure. It has nothing at all to do with incompetence. And it certainly was not Justin's fault. To be very clear, Justin is not an idiot. He is not a complete reet. He's not a dumb-@SS, cortex-deficient, j*zz-brained, IQ-challenged, instructions-on-shampoo-reading, white trash, b*stard-born, frickn c*nty c*nt, son-of-a-motherless-fatherless-slutty-ectoplasmic- protoplasm of a lying dog-faced pony-soldier who's the singular reason God abandoned us. Just in case you were about to accuse him of all that, I can say that's definitely not completely 100% absolutely without a doubt true. Not at all.

 And in case you'r confused right now, what i'm saying is Justin is basically perfect. Not to start rumors, but have you even seen him and Jesus in the same room together? Since i'm an atheist, this means I don't believe in Justin. Do you have proof Justin exists? You do? Will this means I must be condescending to you and claim your an ignorant backwards gay-hating, puppy-hating, gay-puppy-hating, vile mustache- twisting villain that wants to stop all fun from existing. That's what my Bible the Origin of the Species says to do in Hail Satan. Chapter 1, Verse 19.

In this amazingingly guud souper cwality episode, we discuss the Canadian gun ban and whether or not you should stand by you'r beliefs no matter what. And Alex Jones tries to turn you on. So grab the popcorn (make sure it's extra buttery ;) ) find a good seat and enjoy the earrape we call a podcast.

This is an episode where we talk about stuff. I'm not putting in effort unless I get paid more.

In today's episode, the guys talk at length about the liberal government's response to COVID-19. How has Justin Trudeau been handling it? Are our right and freedoms being jeopardized in the name of "flattening the curve"? And where do we believe they have gone right?

In other news, the guys propose the highly contested debate on capital punishment. Is it justifiable? Would it be efficient, and furthermore, is it morally righteous?

Find out on today's instalment of Shrink the State Podcast.