Shrink the State

In this stunningly professional episode, only a few gay jokes are made, everybody forgets how mics work, and someone decides to dress as a stripper mid recording. But what were you expecting from them, honestly? They showed remarkable restraint this time. No stuffed animals were used for humor. Less gay jokes where made, less dick jokes where made, and less sex jokes were made, which is gayer than literally sticking your dink up the big stink rink. My boys are growing up so fast.

 On the more serious note, we discuss the erosion  of civil liberties, increased surveillance, growing government, how everyone is turning to socialism, and how the government should respond. Right now, everyone is only focusing on policies based on fear, short-sightedness, and economic ignorance-and we discuss where that will lead.

 And we wrap with internet...gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet-wait for it-gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. In

 

Sources:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/technology/coronavirus-surveillance-tracking-privacy.html

*Unverified: Could not find article where CDC or WHO reccamended not to close borders. Citation needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkPGfTEZ_r4

https://www.atr.org/rules

https://fee.org/articles/the-fda-is-still-undermining-coronavirus-response-efforts/

In today's episode, William and James start with questions and data surrounding lobbying in companies selling products. Should outright lying about your product and purposely misinforming customers be legal?

And right when things get interesting, Justyn plops his fat white booty into the conversation surrounding sugar?junk food, and possible ramifications of selling it to children. Is sugar a drug? Is causing your child to be morbidly obese considered child abuse? Should the government step in?

Finally the boyz get to updates on the corona virus. Is it as bad as the mainstream media makes it seem? Everything must be Trump's fault right? How much action should our government take?

That and much more on today's instalment of the Shrink the State Canada Podcast.

In this episode we bust corona virus myths, pose questions related to a libertarian pandemic response, come up with unexpected solutions to the Canadian blockades, and then talk about the emergence of unspeakable evil. Be prepared to hear some very hard information. This episode honestly really bothered me to produce, but I felt it necessary. Everyone needs to know about The Trouble With Being Born and it's implications for  the future, so we can take countermeasures to protect our children. 

 https://greatnonprofits.org/categories/view/child-abuse-prevention

New information resurfaced in regards to Epstein's suicide, A solution to global unrest has been discovered, and we finally find an honest politician. 

Charity List:

https://donate3.cancer.org/?campaign=search

https://www.fuckcancer.org/

http://www.501st.com/mission.php

https://longhopes.org/mission-statement

https://christianflatearthministry.org/donation/

https://www.infowarsstore.com/support-infowars/donations

http://www.awhl.org/

https://www.childrenswish.ca/

https://www.heartandstroke.ca/get-involved/donate/legacy-giving/

https://www.rmhccanada.ca/

https://www.unicef.ca/en

https://salvationarmy.ca/

https://www.teenchallenge.ca/

https://www.lung.ca/

https://mssociety.ca/

Coronavirus Charity List: https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=7779&search-box

In this episode, we bust Coronavirus myths, talk about Russia buzzing Canadian airspace with nuclear capable planes and America's decision to abandon it's ally in a crisis,discuss whether or not automatic weapons should stay banned, and more. Tune in to find out which podcast member is sleeping with which podcast member? Why is James gay? And just what secret has he been hiding this entire time? Are the french actually people? (No. Obviously not.) Watch as we spend several minutes showing you guys pictures of an event on air. Seriously. That is a thing that happens. Someone thought this was a good idea, and no one challenged it. Someone was all, "Let's show pictures on an audio exclusive medium!" And the other guy was all ,"Yeah, that seems like a normal thing normal pod-casters do. I can't see how in any that this could be a bad idea." 

Featuring:

James, the sexy, muscular, totally not a fat slob, like no seriously he's not a fat slob, muscular, ripped, has many muscles, fit, has even more muscles, not lazy main character that everyone tunes in for. With muscles.

Not William, as he is currently being a total loser doing total loser things like trying to work multiple jobs to go to school to open a business. Disgusting. But you know, we don't need him. We don't miss his beautiful, luscious hair, his milky, silk smooth skin, or his perfect full lips. Nope. 

Justin, a person.

And last but certainly not least, Slow Internet Connection, the star of the show.

Sources:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/fear... http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/epidemiol... https://www.who.int/health-topics/cor... https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-... https://www.livescience.com/53272-wha... https://www.thelancet.com/journals/la... https://hnewswire.com/creator-of-us-b... http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article... https://www.sutterhealth.org/newsroom... https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/... https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/... https://www.ccn.com/israeli-analyst-o... https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/... https://factcheck.afp.com/chinese-spi... https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manito... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/res... https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/0... http://medcare.com.vn/thammyda/index.... https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/... https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/28/ex-fd... https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/... https://nationalfile.com/china-posts-... https://www.caixinglobal.com/2019-02-... https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/... https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3LW... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZeKz... https://www.businessinsider.com/china... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti... https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i... https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.11... https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoria...

Special Thanks to Upper Echelon Gamers for compiling all these links. His coverage of the Coronavirus is different from ours, and can be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC0ewWE1OI Inspiration about using the Coronavirus myths as a topic is all credited to that video. This is not a collaborative work. Our material is trans-formative and falls under fair use.

Australian Fire Charity list: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/01/07/australia-fires-how-to-help-donate-victims-animals/2832145001/

In this episode we discuss Iran, and Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh facing off in the fight for the very heart of conservatism itself. It's common good conservatism in one corner v rights based conservatism in the other, as a growing schism divides the community, perhaps permanently, as irreconcilable differences are discovered. Which form of conservatism is better? Why is there so much Ben Shapiro pron? Seriously, God, why? And why did Justin forget how to use a microphone? You literally just speak into it. You had one job, Justin. This is why you'r family hates you. This is why Karen took you'r kids. You deserve to die listening to Richard Dawkins read the Bible, you giant veiny whale dink.

Edit: This episode had to be removed and re-edited due to SOMEONE not editing out a security risk. THAT PERSON had ONE JOB. Seriously. What a freaking loser.

In this episode, we discuss Iran and the giant, raging, pulsating debate about porn. It's Matt Walsh v Ben Shapiro in the fight for the heart of conservatism that threatens to re-define it's very definition. Common Good v Rights Based. Which is preferable? And why is there so much Ben Shapiro porn? Just how thicc was Jesus? And why did Justin forget how to use a microphone? No, seriously, Justin, why? You literally just speak into it. It isn't that hard. You had one job, and it was to use a microphone. This is why you'r family hates you, Justin. This is why Karen took you'r kids. You deserve to die listening to Richard Dawkins read the Bible, you insufferable twatwaffle.

In this gripping episode, we discuss last year and talk about the challenges facing us next year. Listen to an episode so jam packed with mind blowing action that an entire minute was spent discussing watch faces. You'll never guess which member will be semi retiring the podcast this year. It's a reveal so astonishing,so heartbreaking, it will leave you stunned and in tears. Who will it be?James? William? Justin? And why? Tune in to find out. It's William.

This is an old episode that never got uploaded. On it we talk about the election, and who is and isn't for freedom, as well as other stuff and things.

In this episode we apologize for our disappearance and claim that we will explain everything. We do so in a very vague, disappointing, and ultimately anti climatic fashion while vowing to do better. We then give our take on a controversial hockey commentator, COPPA, and how we need you guys to procreate for us. No animals were violated in the making of this podcast. 

I would rate this episode PG 13 for swears, edgy humor, and political content. Listener discretion is advised.