Chrissy's new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane. We also talk about anal sphincter anatomy and what happens when you drink lab grade ethanol.

Chrissy's old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.

Jason chats with Earl & PJ Melanson about the recent Parkland shooting and student walkouts in current news (we also drink too much and say bad words).

Is there overlap between the pleasures provided by sex and food? How different is it to enjoy a bacon cheeseburger versus a handjob? IDFK, we just watch people funnel Dr. Pepper up their vagingos.

Jason and Uncle B talk about medicinal marijuana production, as well as what one must do with inconvenient erections.

Jason & Christina share drinks with the chillest in-laws of all time: JoAnn & Earl.