Chrissy & Jason make a return to their drunken shenanigans after drying out last week. They quiz each other on Urban Dictionary Vocab words, Chrissy brings another quality Samuel L Jackson impersonation, and they discuss the difference between good employees and great ones by comparing them to $26 and $80 whiskey. All this, plus an impromptu song about being entirely too high when they pick up echo in their headsets!

Today we have a totally sober episode, and not just literally - we talk with our dear friend Scotty Mac about some pretty heavy topics. Scotty is a national-level bodybuilder and all around BMF, but life wasn't always so great for him. Listen to this episode to hear about how he went from heroin addict without hope to the smart and kind-hearted (and very muscular) dude he is today. What's more, Christina and Jason actually sound like they have graduate degrees for once...

Jason & Chrissy discuss his upcoming semen analysis, because we can't make an episode without discussing ejaculate. Chrissy belches so spectacularly that Jason couldn't bring himself to edit it out before dispensing some light marriage advice and deciding that, while women do have better sex toys than men, dildo-induced orgasms are like mass-produced sandwiches - they're not made with love.

In our first podcast mashup we are joined by Meader and Pepin, the hosts of hit show "We Need to Talk," for a really important discussion of the perception of millennials, sushi, sandwiches, sex toys, and hunting ethics/shake that bear. If you have strong opinions about food and/or butt stuff, this is your episode!

Featuring live performances from both Nolan & Jason! Although it should go without saying that Jason's performance is whack, to put it kindly. Nolan Greg is the songwriter and singer for the Boston-based band "You're F!red" and he sits down to chat music (along Jason's typical BS).

Jason tries several times to tell a story about yelling at an Asian kid very publicly over some donuts. Christina accuses everyone/thing of having vaginitis, and Earl talks about his first and only time smoking grass in no other place than Vietnam.

Much like making love to me, this episode is over quickly. Matt and I wrap our movie talk and get into the REAL important issues: boneless wings.

Chrissy and Jason are joined by their old buddy Cafaro to give a belated review of Ready Player One. They also talk about Marvel vs. DCEU films and unpopular movie opinions. No one gets kicked in the groin.

Chrissy's new pet name for Jason is causing her to remind him of Samuel L Jackson, so she reads one of his famous lines (very poorly), which leads to entirely too much discussion about Snakes on a Plane. We also talk about anal sphincter anatomy and what happens when you drink lab grade ethanol.

Chrissy's old friend MeriDEATH visits to chat feminism, how gross it is drawing hairy naked people, and Buddhism among other sh*t.