Sh*tty Christians

This week Zac and Michael take a look at the Biden's state of the union where he made love to an oil derrick on stage. Then, they take a look at the "He Gets Us" campaign--which wants to convince you that Jesus was a cool guy who maybe believed in a balanced federal budget and entitlement reform! Who's to say!

This week Zac and Michael take a look at a reactionary piece of boredom called 2025: THE WORLD ENSLAVED BY A VIRUS. In the near future, Germans will be ruled by thick rednecks and forced into hiding where... everything seems fine! It's a bad movie, a bad movie - happy holidays, folks!

This week Zac and Michael take a long, hard look at the rise of the new (old) right. The disavowals, racist dinners, and uncomfortably heterosexual suits of the the worst people our country has to offer! They talk Ye, Nick Fuentes and Trump sharing the wettest pot roast of all time. Then Zac and Michael play a game about which public figure deserves to be taken out... to lunch...for good.

This week Zac, Michael and Kelsey dig into the deep texts of their childhood and unearth the dusty tomes of a bygone era--as they talk about ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY. There is much discussion of deep lore and childhood roadtrips and... international terrorism? That can't be right. Tune in to find out if our intrepid adventurers make it back from literal hell or get swallowed up by nearly 1000 episodes of glorious, reactionary content!

This week Zac and Michael take a look at the last 100 hours of absolutely unmitigated bullshit. It's introspective, they apologize for--NAHHH JUST KIDDING! They realize they have no bad takes - they're perfect boys and take questions from the discord and twitter! From there we hand out awards (mainly to each other).

It's a good time! Thanks for listening and thanks to all our perfect guests!

This week Zac and Michael talk about Michael and the grievances he has with lesbians trying to ruin his life. Then they talk about Matt Chandler having to take a step back from ministry because he was texting a woman too much--in what everyone insists was a NOT SEXUAL fashion. Then, finally they peer into the heart of darkness of the white western man, a fellow who made a boot camp for christians that tortures people! It's a classic episode, a fun time - buckle up.

This week Zac and Michael try something new and... talk about the sufferings and horrors of the world. Okay, so the lying is new. They talk about how Michael accidentally became a father to a baby chick. They do a roundup of the FBI and Trump fighting in the funniest possible cage match and close out making fun of the SBC for somehow getting themselves in hot water yet again!

This week Zac and Michael are joined yet again by Kelsey Lahr, long time guest host and frequent patron of the nation's farmer's markets. The three of them decide to ignore the various evils of the world and shoot the shit, telling stories of their youth like that time Kelsey was a child solider and Michael was chased by dogs (true story). Tune in for much more!

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This week Zac and Michael take a look at the police non-response in the Uvalde shooting. Turns out cops only like shooting people who can’t shoot back! Then they turn their attention to the festering pile of pedophiles that is the Southern Baptist Convention—turns out everything is worse than anyone ever thought! Tune in!

This week Zac and Michael take a brief respite from our charnel house of horrors and do some articles. First, they tackle a piece where a Baptist wants Christians to be like Henry Ford but uh, in a good way? They dig into Ford's weird, anti-semitic past and failures of pacifism. From there, they once more touch on American's unique inability to learn anything ever about foreign policy. This episode is flanked by tragedies--the least of which are all the jokes we attempt that fall flat. Stay safe out there.