This week, we brave the apocalypse to watch I STILL BELIEVE, the Jeremy Camp biopic about his life as a stalker/campus guitar guy and delve into the arcane rituals of the dreaded youth group hang.

Bonus! We discuss Capitalism coming out as a full blown death cult and sacrifice ourselves on the altar of the stock market like discount Aslan. It's fun! 

This week Zac and Michael look at the state of the Democratic Primary after a couple of hard losses before they get locked into quarantine because of Coronavirus and Sarah Palin shows up to unite this broken country once and for all!

Zac and Michael debate hope and despair in the wake of Super Tuesday before diving into the history and implications of the the Protestant work ethic and how miserable it's making all of us. Bonus: John Piper negs us with coronavirus! 

The first time Jesus and Socialism have been together since the New Testament!

Zac and Michael deep dive into the state of the democratic primaries and figure out each candidate's 'true' religious affiliation. Then Thomas Friedman tries to convince them that the best path forward is a Democratic megazord. Find out if this unholy fusion of god and man is the nation's only hope!

This week Zac and Michael discuss Unplanned: 2019 pro life propaganda film and the story of Abby Johnson, former planned parenthood clinic director and current dessert nacho enthusiast. We dive into the history of the pro life movement and its historical ties to segregation before spending two hours trying to figure out which member of the Johnson clan is the hottest (It's all of them). 

Zac and Michael briefly celebrate Bernie's victory in New Hampshire before learning that newly-minted Oscar winner, Parasite, is *actually* about the destruction of the American family!

Finally, they delve into the legacy of a plain but thick man, named Mark Driscoll, and hope to keep the sex demons at bay.

This week we are joined by Kelsey Lahr, author and actual smart person! We discuss Christian Environmentalism, her relationship with giant sequoias, and a childhood filled with fire and brimstone ventriloquist dummies. Bonus, Zac and Michael go full conspiracy brain on Iowa and why Pete Buttigieg sucks! 

Zac and Michael are back to discuss Paula White's satanic pregnancy, Mike Pompeo and the Evangelical obsession with Israel, and Jerry Falwell Jr. seceding from Virginia to form little Virginia. Tune in to hear how much Southeastern Baptist professor Bruce Ashford hates sconce humping. There's a diss track! 

On a very special episode of Crappy Christians, Zac and Michael take a break from cursing and rage to focus on the things we think the Church gets right. In this mom friendly episode we discuss the joys of VeggieTales, MLK's socialist bonafides and get choked up reading Marilynn Robinson quotes while drinking tea. It's surprisingly wholesome!