SHUT UP and listen to me rant about why I hate the idea of Santa and all other holiday creatures. Also my obsession with the Bachelorette and how I would handle being kidnapped.

SHUT UP and listen to me rant about what it was like living in the college dorms during a pandemic and my aggressive hatred of Nascar.

SHUT UP and listen to me rant about the many times I feared for my life, specifically in Cuba on my birthday, on a road trip to Florida and at my first college party. As well as my opinion on "bring back manly men".

SHUT UP and listen to me rant about how I learned to drive and my weird drivers ed experience. Also about the struggles of working in the fast food industry and my expectation for customer service. All of this and more is discussed while I am driving down the highway and trying to get into an accident.