Shut Up Cincinnati

Come one, come all...Lie beneath the swollen thunder-pumps with us as we summon the mystical dragon that will heal all the suffering and bring us to the light.  You know, the same world saving sh!t we do every week.  SirJerry joins the local turds for a very positive episode this week.  We talk about the good things people don't see in Hitler and Casey Anthony.  We learn that black penises have wings that expand once inside the orifice.  You want to learn more?  Well tune in, checkertits. It's free and it only hurts for a bit.  

Join the guys for another week of the world's most important podcast.  All life's big questions are answered and we continue to make the world a better place.  Chris scheduled a manzillion.  The Supreme court sucks.  The guys complain about the younger generations like a couple of bitter old men.  JD Vance can eat a turd.  The Reds still suck.  Chris officially lost his cuck and hotwife.  All that and so much more.  Tune it, buttertits.  

Hey there fart-pops, join us for another episode of the most important podcast in the history of human kind.  Matt Hudson joins us to discuss the NFL draft, fart helmets, and butt piercings.  Chris decides if he wants to go down a weird fetish hole with his cuck friends.  Jason really hates boogers.   Do orgies have a lot of rules?  Will you eat a meal with a hair in it?  How many people would you let go before you in a gang bang?  All these important topics are discussed as well as other life saving advice.  Tune in or we find Buff Bagwell and make him bang your mom in front of you.  

The guys are back from their bi-annual "work retreat" with stories of puking, aggressive roosters, and general trash talk.  The Cincinnati Reds still suck.  Four dudes banged a monitor lizard and then ate his body full of man juice.  The Cops suck for ruining our buddy's good time with some local hookers.  Why would you annoy Mike Tyson?  Everyone hates non-handicapped people parking in the handicapped spots.  I'd tell you more but I don't want to ruin all the fun.  Join in and be a better person for once in your life

Join your local peckerwoods for another world saving podcast.  Chris hates fat woman.  Jason thinks John Bonham is overrated.  We all agree that Phil Castellini can go jump off a cliff.  We explain why you shouldn't buy a Quentin Tarantino book unless you love being disappointed.  Jason can't control his son's cursing.  A slow Indian fella ruins Chris's vacation.  For the first time in awhile, we are a hemorrhoid free podcast.  All that and the other most important stuff in the world on this week's episode of Never Trust a Fart.  

Whoopie joins the guys for another world saving podcast.  We discuss what's the most white trash thing about us.  Jason thinks the bed bugs exterminators may have filmed a porn in his house.  Chris doesn't care who shot a giraffe because he's still going to eat a Jimmy John's sub.  JD Vance and anyone that would vote for him can go jump off a cliff.  Nathan at Anderson Kroger is the worst produce employee in the world.  Go do more cocaine than Donnie Trump Jr. and join us for another week of the world's most important podcast.  

Weirdo cousins, Ryan and Brandon, join the guys in the studio for another extremely important episode of Never Trust a Fart.  Does Chris know what an island is?  Was Jeffery Dahmer actually pretty awesome and we're just being judgmental?  Ryan tells us about the time he had percocet induced constipation that was so bad it made him feel hurt and alone.  Why is sniffing panties ok but sniffing socks is just strange?  All these life affirming questions are answered plus much more.  So don't spend your night sucking on a toothpick, download this episode and help the starving children of the world.  

Welcome one and all to another classic conversation by your local chuckleheads.  Chris has a hemorrhoid but wonders if his buddy would still lick his butt.  Jason wonders how he got bed bugs since he isn't poor.  Cincinnati weather is awful.  Is Dave Grohl bad luck?  Will Chris get his money back from Greyhound bus ticket?  Does Jason smell like butthole from time to time?  Strap up, dress down, and touch your toes then tune in to another episode of the world's most important podcast.  

Another week, another podcast by your local knuckleheads.  This week we discuss why Bob Castellini sucks, if Deshaun Watson will even play, and why you should never shave your beard unless you want to look like a kiddie diddler like the Hairy Guy.  Buckle up, shave your armpits, and tighten up your lug nuts.  

Join your local chuckleheads for another fun chat that will save the world if you listen well and take notes.  Chris has facebook live sex.  Jason feeds his houseplants with his seed.  Why the hell would anyone want Carson Wentz?  Is wombat poop really cube shaped?  Why having cancer would suck but having aids is funny.  All that and other answers to feed your curious soul.  Take your shirt off and stay awhile for another episode of the most important podcast in the universe.  Toodles....