Shut Up Cincinnati

We got ourselves a chuckle-fest this week, folks.  Whoopi joins the show to tell us about shit that normal people don't care about.  Comedian, Bob Rocky, calls in to the show to tell us about watching a dog go down on a lady friend of his.  Jason tells us how he wants to kill someone......legally.  Chris starts a cleanse and may or may not poop himself on air.  Whoopi and Jason finish the show after Chris does poop himself.  Come join us for all that and much more nonsense in another society saving episode of Never Trust a Fart.  The most important podcast in the galaxy.  

After getting ditched once again by a flakey guest, the guys are left to conquer the world's problems on their own again.  Chris is looking forward to analingus that evening but is still concerned about the war in Eastern Europe.  Jason is astounded when Chris admits crapping his pants at least 13 times as an adult.   Jason thinks Greg Abbott is the asshole of the week while Chris chose a local woman he saw at a local grocery store flick her child in the forehead.  Would mustard stain a butthole?  How much poop can you have in your stomach before your leg stops working?  We answer those questions and so much more.  Turn it turtletwats!

The guys are riding solo once again after another guest ditches them.  Chris wants to start taking Yoga to try and find an elderly lady to bang.  Jason is glad baseball is locked out.  When is it ok to narc on someone?  Does anyone have any absinthe?  Was Leatherface "special"?  Sit down and get all the answers served to you on a plate with a side of meth-farts.