Join your local chuckleheads for another week of nonsense.  The guys just got back from their cabin trip and detail who caught the most shit around the fire pit.  Chris talks about delivering unwelcome money shots.  Buttfucker3000 visits court.  Covid is done apparently.  Jason may have worked with a serial killer.  Would you rather have herpes for life or be homeless for a year?  El Gordo Guererro sends another warning out to Chris.  All that and much more.  Take that spatula out of your grandpa's ass and join us for a giggle.

Join your pals for another quick detour to the gutter.  Chris is threatened by a luchador.  Trevor Lawrence looks dumb.  Whichever Paul brother that is fighting Mayweather is going to get butchered.  Upon invite, do you just go for a fisting or do you face trepidation beforehand.  Chris apologizes for peeing on a lady in Arizona.   Will Biden's ban on methols backfire?  GP69 may or may not use a magnifying glass to look at buttholes.  All that and much more.  Put down your grandma's panties and tune in for another week of blabber.

Join your local degenerates to discuss all this weeks hot button issues.  Why does Jason's predictive text suggests "dead girls"?  Who is more bald, Chris or Jason?  Jason's catches his older dog licking the puppies butt.  Nancy Pelosi and Mark Davis are both @$$holes.  All that and much more.

Join the guys to discuss all the hot button issues of the week.  Who will the Bengals pick in the first round and why does Trevor Lawrence looks so stupid?  A moment of silence is observed for the passing of Bernie Madoff.  Jason tells you how to make magic butter.  Jury duty is for dorks.  Chris's life as bull is coming to an end as the cuck moves away, will he enter the world of internet hookups?  Getting your butt ate out is the sexual version of seeing God.  The vaccines suck but not as bad as getting covid did.  All that and much more on another fantastic episode Shut Up Cincinnati.  If you don't watch or listen, your mother will get anal warts.

The guys are joined in studio by the Hairy Guy and GetPussy69.  Hairy Guy pays up on his bet by letting the guys take turns poorly waxing his chest.

Join your friendly neighborhood deviants for a trip into the gutter.  Jason is the lone cracker at the segregated Terry's Turf Club table. Chris is pissed off at gold covered food and Jason really hates Salt Bae. A local leprechaun stops by to address St. Patricks Day. The guys argue about Dumbo, Dr Seuss, and cancel culture but in the end, neither actually give a shit. Papa John Schnatter has spent the last 20 months trying to stop saying the N-word and Jimmy John Liautaud loves killing exotic animals. We discuss our preference between tw*t and c*nt and then vagina shame Hope Solo once again. All that and much more so put down your crack pipe (or pick it up) and tune in to another week of utter non-sense.

Join the guys for another week of nonsense. Chris doesn't like big butts. Jason hates when Chris tries to beat box. The guys discuss the 2021 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. They argue about the east side and west side of Cincinnati but agree that Kentucky sucks and Indiana is worse. Ron Johnson is an asshole. Taco Bell sucks but Jason can't give up on their food. Chris is scared to eat a mucus plug. Jason informs Chris that young women probably think he's creepy when he calls them sweetheart. Lebron and black people don't pick the Jazz while playing videogames. Who was more intimidating in person: Yasiel Puig or Vontez Burfict. All that and much more so put down your fleshlight and join the fun this week.

The guys are joined in the studio by Whoopi and Ryan.