Shut Up Cincinnati

Shut Up Cincinnati

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Shut Up Cincinnati episodes

  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep.56
    The guys discuss the election fall out before Whoopi shows up late to crash the party and tell us about her bush.  Chris is amused with dumb names while Jason is amused by the possibilities of designs for the dick and balls tattoo Chris has to get.  The assholes of the week are heaped with scorn and Chris offer's Whoopi a would you rather that has us questioning her morals.  All this and much more this week on Shut Up Cincinnati.  Take a picture of your dragon then join us for some chuckles.
    1 hr 53 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 54
    Join Cincinnati's favorite degenerates to discuss all the important happenings of the week.  We talk Bengals, the Red Rocket, and Khabib.  Jason caves in and votes for Biden.  Mitch Mcconnell may be the undead but no one really cares in Kentucky.  We discuss being shocked that no president has been shot at in a long time.  We talk about getting tshirts made that say "cuck or die".  Chris wonders where he is going to get his penis tattoo while we both wonder what life would be like with 2 dongs.  We question if we would have sex with a girl who recently had her head blown off if faced with the threat of sure death.  All that and so much more!
    1 hr 41 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 53
    High stakes are involved in Episode 53.  Tattoo artist, Lucas Evan of Bluegrass Tattoo in Florence, KY joins us as Chris and Jason challenge each other to a game of trivia where the loser has to get a tattoo of a penis somewhere on their body.  Hairy Guy and GetPussy69 take aim at each other but the guys think they should maybe just stop if they are going to suck at it.  Nick Marchete stops by for his gambling lock of the week.   Lucas explains the price point and legality of getting a dick sleeve tattoo.   All that and much more.
    2 hr 7 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 52
    Join your local chucklehead's to discuss a variety of very important topics.  They breakdown how the Bengals don't have a chance for awhile and Dak Prescott's sweet new ankle allignment.  Chris wonders if he is gay just because he'd blow a man for a life raft.   Jason wonders if Creepy Joe Biden would let you take a picture of him smelling you at his next rally.  They also talk Eddie Van Halen, broken sex toys, Jack White, Whoopi's boobs, vampire scrotum biters, cucking in Holland, and much more.
    1 hr 39 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 51
    The guys are back from their trip to Fort Fart to discuss what transpired in the mountains of Kentucky.  They ponder why they seem to be getting big in the scat and gloryhole communities.  Chris compliments your mother's vagina in German while Jason teaches you how to let people know of your mother's stds in the Czech Republic.  The president has the covid but we just want to know who pooped on the floor at the cabin.  Chris sets "kitty needs a bath" straight on his future in cucking and their future in butt eating.  Jason wishes for more concussions in football.  All that and much more.  Go steal your kid's adderall and join us for a good time.
    1 hr 32 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 49

    Join your local boners to talk about all things important in the world today.  Chris is getting hair pills but his UPS driver is an asshole.  Jason teaches you how to ask a lady if you can drink milk out of her butt in a different language.  The guys discuss the proper amount of fingers to use while finger banging.  Everyone gets a good laugh out of Nancy Pelosi seeming to forget she's being interviewed mid-interview.   The fellas discuss how'd they react to seeing skidmarks in the toilet while on a date with a lady at her home.  All of that and we still find time to shit on Mitch McConnell and talk Cincinnati sports.  Go grab yourself a yogurt and enjoy, you deserve it!

    1 hr 20 min
  • Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 48

    Join the fellas for another week of bullshit.  We talk about Week 1 of the NFL and Fat Randy killing the Bengals.  Chris wonder's if his dong will make the Hall of Fame while Jason wonders how many toys are in Chris's Mom's drawer.   They talk social justice in sports and which fruit they'd masturbate with.  All that and much more.  Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother.  

    1 hr 46 min

About Shut Up Cincinnati

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A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.