Dee and Harrison acknowledge the impending Thanksgiving holiday with tales of history’s most infamous gluttons. Man who strangled sister to death believed his chicken dinner was possessed by Satan. German socket sadist convinced 88 girls to electrocute themselves. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Before Dee travels to Tokyo, guest host Lance Wackerle warns him to watch out for the Japanese subway gropers known as Chikan. California woman claims homeless man dumped a bucket of hot feces on her head. Man who choked and set fire to girlfriend’s step-grandfather makes novel warrior gene defense. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

The recent Mormon massacre in Mexico calls to mind the sinister machinations of Ervil Lebaron aka the Mormon Manson. Senior French official accused of drugging women to watch them urinate. Shock in Russia as Napoleon expert confesses to chopping up lover. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Dee and Harrison ponder the scientific feasibility of the fantabulous time travel contraption of Madman Marcum. Texas man stabbed stepmom to death over Dallas Cowboys win. Lesbian werewolf bites off friend’s ear in sex attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Dee and Harrison chat with Jon Schnitzer, the director of Haunters: The Art of the Scare about the rise of extreme horror haunts. Pedo hunters use unnecessary violence against two suspected sex offenders. Furious husband chops off rapist’s penis after catching him attacking wife in the street. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Dee and Harrison reveal the liberal cabal who seek to deconstruct gender roles by dispersing insidious hypnotic Sissy Porn. Elderly care staff accused of running a dementia fight club. Family spent nine years in a secluded Dutch farmhouse ‘waiting for the End of Days.’ Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

The recent cattle killings in Oregon prompt Dee and Harrison to discuss the unexplained cattle mutilations of the 1970s. PA groom accused of sexual assault begged victim to take morning-after pill. Lunatic mother slashes idiot’s throat in Taco Bell melee. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Dee suspects Harrison’s psychedelic alien experience contaminated him with virulent substances like the mysterious Toxic Lady. Las Vegas teen charged with murder after police find missing man dead in sleeping bag. Atlanta woman didn’t know boyfriend shot her in the head. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Dee and Harrison share the grim, redemptive tale of Pedro Rodrigues Filho, the Brazilian real-life Dexter who was a serial killer of other criminals. Florida woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel. NY college student acts autistic to scare off would-be rapist. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

Despite Harrison’s feeble objections, Dee assiduously chronicles the story of the singing and dancing Ovitz family known as the Seven Dwarves of Auschwitz. Neglectful parents claim adopted daughter is actually adult dwarf con artist. PA supervillain used customized fleet of drones to drop explosives on ex-girlfriend’s home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.