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This content was originally released on 11/24/21

Hey, y'all - Here begins our content on one of the 1996 adaptations of "Emma." We're of course starting with the one starring Gwyneth Paltrow. In this episode, we discuss the first half of the film, right up until Jane Fairfax shows Emma what's up dueling pianos-style. Did you know that friend of the show Amelia Buzzell has seen this move well over 1,000 times? She's got some love for and THOUGHTS about it, so listen up. Lots of love - Julie, Allison, Janine and Amelia

This content was originally released on 11/18/21

Hi, y'all - If you know anything about us, it's that we CANNOT RESIST a bracket. So here we are, building a bracket and fighting it all the way through to a winner for The Platinum Pooper of 'Imbibe and Prejudice: Volume One.' You really get to hear how the sausage is made, folks. Please enjoy. Lots of love - Julie, Allison, and Janine

This content was originally released on 11/10/21

Hi, y'all - In the (not so) grand tradition of Julie's other podcast Maria, Solved!, we put Janine in the hot seat and treat him as an expert in Jane Austen's Emma. Come for the Regency comedy of manners, stay for the treatise on slaughterhouse conditions. Lots of love - Julie, Allison, and Janine

This content was originally released on 11/03/21

Hi, y'all - We're almost done with our first volume (there will always be more PP) of Pride and Prejudice coverage. So it's time to pull out Julie's chainmail ball sack/dice bag of destiny and let fate decide the best of the best. We're saving Darcy and Lizzie for later, but you'll hear debates about other characters, costumes, adaptation, etc. Please enjoy and remember to hit us up with your suggestions for next time when we crown The Platinum Pooper, AKA the Golden-est of Buttholes. Lots of love - Julie, Allison, and Janine

This content was originally released on 10/20/21

We've reached the end of our coverage of the 2005 Joe Wright/Keira Knightley PP. Spoiler - we love it! Allison is out this week, but friend of the show Amelia Buzzell joins us as we give this PP the Scales treatment. Pro tip: this episode contains a story told by Amelia that is so good, you need to be sitting down when she starts.

Lots of love -

Julie, Allison, and Janine

This content was originally released on 09/28/21

Hey y'all,

It's the second-to-last installment of Keirafest (though there will be a bit of a wait for the next one) and we are downright giddy to be joined by critic LaToya Ferguson. LaToya joins us for a spirited conversation about the period drama movie dominance of one Keira Knightley. We also talk about her Love, Actually hat.

Also: In New York? Come join us for a panel at NYCC!

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie and Janine

Hey y'all,

Let's talk about bonnets, baby! We're just tickled to say that Emma Fraser has returned to the show for our discussion of the costumes in Joe Wright's PP (which, let's be honest, is really mostly a discussion of the green dress in Atonement.)

Also, we're so excited to say we're doing a panel at New York Comic Con! Our panel is Saturday night. If you're vaccinated, we'd love to see you. We'll also be paneling at Wizard World Chicago, but more on that later.

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie and Janine

This content was originally released on 08/25/21

Hey y'all,

Maybe you thought we couldn't do an hour-long episode about roughly 39 seconds of a movie. If so... why? We did a whole series of episodes about one single episode of Wishbone.

Anyway, here are our thoughts on the hottest piece of inaccurately-named hand-acting (hacting?), with *invaluable* insights from our special guest, Sarah Marrs of LaineyGossip.

Next week: costumes, baybeeeeee!

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine

This content was originally released on 08/18/21

Hey y'all,

Enclosed please find our rapturous coverage of the second half of this movie, which, as the youths say, SLAPS.

Next week: ALL HANDFLEX ALL THE TIME!

Lots of love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine

This content was originally released on 08/04/21

Hey y'all,

Enclosed within please find our thoughts on the first half of Joe Wright's 2005 stone-cold classic Pride & Prejudice adaptation. This is a weird episode - we slipped sideways into another universe, maybe? Anyway, hands, they were flexed. Enjoy.

Lots o' love,

Allison, Julie, and Janine