Side Of Ranch

Mike seduces the audience with his mystical introduction. The complexities of acting are discussed at length. We talk about our most recently watched movies and shows. We attempt to start a "brand war" where we pit Maynards against Sleemans: Will Swedish Fish defeat the Honey Lager? Ben has a man crush on Mads Mikkelsen and goes off on a tangent about Quantum of Solace. 

We've done it. We've reached "double digies." This couldn't have been possible without the help of you chicken tendies and pizza crusts. Thanks again for dipping into a little side of ranch. Mike is excited about his newest butt-cleaning technique. Ben becomes jealous and begins budgeting for a bidet as well. We discuss how we're going to approach the stinkiest fish in the world, in addition to the world's hottest gummy bear. Stay tuned for future guest appearances from various legends around the world.

It's been awhile since our last episode, but we're happy to get our feet wet once again. Synonyms for "friend" are discussed in an incredibly frustrating way (eg. bud, buddy, etc). We get into road rage experiences and exclamation mark usages. To finalize our discussion, we formulate a cure for COVID-19. Do we take the painful route, or the putrid, vomit-worthy road? What would you do?

Ben and Mike discuss what it's like to move into a new home for the first time. We take a few moments to thank all of you pizza crusts and chicken tendies for all of your support. We also announce a new podcast hosting location! 

We start off this podcast with a voicemail from Xavier Rodriguez (creator of the "Brain Vomit" podcast). This spurs a lengthy discussion of healthy relationships, personal growth & the importance of genuineness. Ben fires back at Mike for his recent character assassination of Tom Hardy. Ben says that the Beatles are dull and simplistic. Mike gives Ben an unwanted music history lesson. We delve into Tik Tok, and Ben attempts an impression of his favorite content creator. We end this episode with our newest segment: "Would You Rather?"

We are joined by our guest, Erin, who just so happens to be Ben's wife. We used the "gift of gab" to chat about castles, a poisonous garden, and the beautiful country of Ireland. Ben gives us some insight into the greatest breakfast sandwich of all time, and Erin delves into her famous "Guinness pour" story.

We're getting better each and every day. Mike hated this episode.

To our Germanic listener (or bot). This is for you. This is for literally nobody else. Why are you still here? Stop reading this description. Seriously, please don't leave us.

We learn more about our brethren who is located in a small village in Germany. We talk a bit about mobile gaming and the greatest actor of our generation (according to Ben), Leonardo DiCaprio.

COVID-19 is discussed at length (unfortunately). We delve into our newfound Tik Tok addictions and our mutual admiration for Al Pacino.