Hey Taurus SZN!!! calling all Taurus'.. are yall feeling like you're in a transitional space? Let us know! Between Kanye and Bill.. we're stresseeddddd :( it's entirely too much. Is it normal to feel like your life is mundane after only a few dates?? As always.. email us!! [email protected]

We had to run down allllllll the trash shit that happened to us during this stressful #MercuryRetrograde .. all the things that could have gone wrong.. pretty much did! And of course we had to stan for our fave Beyonce tho!!

We're live from Coachelllaaa! This episode was recorded pre-BEYchella so we will get our stanning in next week! Anywho.. we love the desert days.. our friends are with us so we asked them how to tell he/she is not that into you.. the guys break bro code for us!! We snatched up an Aries and a Taurus to chat with us too..

Hey Aries SZN!!! It's a special time of year for us right now as it's also #CoachellaSZN !! So, if you could change your name what would it be? Listennnnn.. mercury retrograde has been a whole mess! A messy bitch who livesss for drama lmao ! Cardi is preggo yall! Shoutout againnnn to #BlackPanther ! #ILoveUsForreal What's the difference between a side chick and a mistress? DM us! @signmeuppodcast

Must be a fulll mooooonnn.. feels like one of those nighttttsss lmao Hey Aries SZN! the full moon and Easter around the same time is not by coincidence! Stay Woke! What's the quickest way to get your black card snatched? Mannnnn Howard U out here scamming and stealing from the kids! SMH the finesse is too real! #GucciGang lol and what are some ways to tell he/she is just not that into you?? We'll continue this story next week as well!

It's Aries SZN yall!!! We're doing #JustFine WOO! We hope yall had a lit Holy week lol.. dont blow ya budget on ya Easter outfit lmaoo.. what fish makes the best fish sandwich ?? we're in anotherrrrr #MercuryRetrograde -__- hide ya kids, hide ya wife.. As we gaze upon these celebrity babies, always remember, genetics tell a story. lol What advice do you have for a 30 year old woman who has never had an orgasm?? bone in wings? or boneless? lmaoo

Happy happy birthday to all yall pisces ! you're SZN is over but newww tings upon us! it's official! Cydney accepted her new job offer and celebrated with her irish brethren for St. Patty's Day! Speaking of irish.. Shanna had the luck of the Irish and won a cool prize.. you ever been reading your horoscope and saw a word you didn't know.. well instead of skipping over that shit now you can understand it! we're breaking down some of the most commonly unknown planetary aspects so you can stay woke! Shanna is a collddddd little bih for laughing about the dog dying on the United flight. :( Soooo.. did yall know guys sexualize the convo so girls will leave them alone?? We've been bamboozled. Can you be born with no walls?? lmao And goodnight forever #Snapchat

Very excited cuz I'm blackkkkk yall!! lol Cydney did her ancestry and let's just say a whole new world is open to us.. and that world is in Africa !! Where my Nigerians at??? The way the ancestry is set up.. those west African countries were leading in the slave trade.. catch that tea. Soo would u rather have a way too big dick or a way too teeny dick ?? Ladies.. what yall know about the flaccid pull-out?? LMAO How much do you share with your friends about your sex life? slideeee in our DMs!! @signmeuppodcast

Hey Pisces SZN! This Virgo full moon is trippy mane! There's some freaky shit going on in Cydney's life.. dm's was poppin! Shanna beat the system and was living luxuriously on a work trip. Who's your 90's sitcom family?? if you're a Pisces artist, this is a great time to work on your craft.. but maybe steer clear of any serious commitments. We're just giving you something to chew on! SWISH SWISH DICK DICK lmaooo Safaree is having the best week ever!!! #innervaginalresidue #theclouddidthat lol.. What do u do if bae stops giving you head?? Does that mean you can cheat? anddd yet and still.. niggas out here cheating. smh hit us up!!!

Tambourine motherfucker tambourine!!!!! It's March yall! wow 2018 is moving right along. How do you feel about a guy youre dating being dependent on food stamps? Did Chris Rock have it right or wrong when he said women, children and dogs are unconditionally loved.. men have to provide something first. There's a contesttttt going on ! only our true listeners will be eligible !! WHERE YALL AT?? lol Tambourine motherfucker tambourine!!!!!