"Vitch marked himself safe from"...whatever. Nations restrict plastic, except the US. Vitch spotted an awesome suspect name. Fans want Iron Man to be resurrected. Apple is killing iTunes. A man shoots himself in the testicles, and it only gets worse for him. Mt. Everest is a busy and deadly place. Civilization could be done in a few decades. Look kids, Jupiter! Unreleased Thin Lizzy songs. Employees who fake smiles might be drunks. Snake Outta Compton. Scary clowns deliver delicious treats. Law and Florida. Harrison Ford says "No" to Chris Pratt, and much more.

Game of Thrones is over. Hear what Vitch and Brother Rob thought. What about those people who point out grammar mistakes? Schwarzenegger gets attacked. The Eagles make history, again. Can being overweight, drinking coffee and booze really be beneficial? Ohio woman arrested for bizarre burglary. 3 men sexually assault animals in Pennsylvania. Dunkin' Donuts exec takes a shot at Starbucks. A man drags his dog behind his truck. Law and Florida. Alyssa Milano's sex strike, and more.

Game of Thrones fans, except Vitch, are more likely to have sex. A man in Tennessee brings new meaning to the term "concealed weapon." Wine is a disinfectant? A couple takes full advantage of Tesla's self-driving car. Police shoot a woman in Brother Rob's neighborhood. James Bond theme songs, ranked. The "Human Ken Doll." A woman gets arrested at CIA headquarters. Left-handed people tend to be smarter. A PSA everyone should hear. Law and Florida, and more.

Facebook banned some folks this week. Howard Stern is hanging it up. A bank robber gives a dog a bone. A UK woman gets her tattoo situation worked out. Man falls into a volcano. The 20 drunkest cities in America. Gravy ruins a guy's child porn. Champagne can help prevent dementia and Alzheimer's. Johnnie Walker makes a $25K bottle of scotch. I Been Watchin' Alotta Netflix. A breath test for weed? Law and Florida, and more. Cheers!

A man wants to be "trans-age." Charlize Theron wants guys to grow a pair. Game of Thrones is getting crazy. Is there a ginger shortage? A Godzilla sequel is about to hit theaters. A new Bond villain is confirmed, sort of. I've been watching' a lot of Netflix. A man sues his wife for exposing a secret. How do you become Husband of the Year? Bad business practices. Arkansas woman shoots husband over porn. Law and Florida. Adult Easter Egg Hunt. Cheers to our friend, Paul, on his retirement, and much more. Salud!

Vitch gets paid a backhanded compliment. Happy belated Steak and BJ Day. A blogger boasts an unusual diet. An orgy becomes fatal. 2 men in Arkansas shoot each other, for fun. Taco Bell might be healthy? A skin patch can make you skinny. R. Kelly rips off his fans. Rage yoga is zen AF. Hard rock fans are actually nice people. Brother Rob has tips for cleaning your backside. Law and Florida, a brand new segment, and much more. Cheers!

Vitch can't prank Brother Rob on April Fool's Day. Prosecutors in IL blast attorney in Jussie Smollett case. Twitter has a jacked up trending hashtag. Craiglist has the car you need. Michael Anthony settles VH reunion rumors. A woman has 7 one night stands in one week. A camera is designed to record your special achievements. Brother Rob has a scary spider story. Shrooms can help your depression. Law and Florida. A court rules that farting isn't bullying. And much more. We love you and miss you, Matt Cooper. 

You could get paid to binge watch superhero movies. NASA scrapped an "all-female" spacewalk. Jussie Smollett gets his charges dropped. Manscaping - Pro or Con? Does beer taste better from a bottle or a can? Doctors make a startling discovery. JLo explains why men are useless. A couple in Sweden get in trouble over Iron Maiden. Border wall building materials are getting swiped, and much more. Cheers!

Former Bond movie actors chime in on casting controversy. Booze infused ice cream. Grace Slick vs. Chik-fil-A. Is it Bob Dylan or Vince Neil? The Earth isn't flat. Period. The best vodka at any price. Carbs can be the secret to living longer. Paul Stanley addresses the the KISS reunion talks. Law and Florida. A woman has a stroke during an orgasm. Texas lawmaker wants to fine guys for jerking it. Having to work before 10AM is torture. And much more. 

A South Carolina mayor says she's the victim of a hate crime. The prime suspect is nature. A billionaire dies getting his mule enlarged. The Baltimore State's Attorney won't prosecute an obscene amount of weed. PBR is making whiskey. The Top 10 Most Hated Guitar Players. Pat Boone is a heavy mofo. Heart stole for one of their biggest hits. An Arizona woman goes full psycho after one date. A man says his life is better now that he drinks his own urine. Who will be the next James Bond? All this, and much more. Cheers!