A woman in TX is determined to keep flicking her bean. A man accidentally shoots himself in the wedding tackle. Missouri man wants cop charged for something that isn't a crime. Food delivery gets a man a felony charge. A 2,700 year old weed stash is found. Law and Florida, featuring a listener contribution. How much does beer cost by state? Another doping scandal rocks the "sports" world. John Legend wants to be the sexiest. Japan needs ninjas. Rami Malek could be the next Bond villain. Brother Rob tells us how to get the gift that keeps on giving, and how bald men are just...better. All this, and more. Cheers!

There's no shortage of cool stuff on Twitter. PETA tries to sully Steve Irwin's memory. Nikki Sixx takes issue with KISS. Vodka can be good for you, but an extra pint might not. R. Kelly gets arrested. Jussie Smollett and other hoaxes are pretty disturbing. Is California getting an Autobahn? All this, and much more. Cheers!

What does Vitch have in common with a rock drummer? People can't do nice things for one another. The EPA makes a sketchy move. Brother Rob tells us about sleep habits. Wine condoms are a thing? Kapernick settles with the NFL. An Army vet goes after poachers. Taking trips with your girlfriends can benefit your health. An effort to save a life angers some Canadians. Gene Simmons responds to Ace Frehley. Instagram post causes controversy. Hospital installs a pub. Michael Anthony is open to VH reunion. Law and Florida. Detroit woman sets records.

Vitch doesn't care how woke you are. Brother Rob takes issue with social justice warriors on Facebook. Is it a hate crime or a hoax? A writer tells us the real story about Ted Bundy. Some people don't get it when a restaurant is closed. Diet sodas can kill you. A singer in a cover band is unstoppable. Conan the Geriatric. Japanese whiskies. Creepy doctor visits. Grammy recap. A couple of rockers are having health issues. Altar boys in Spain get into some trouble. Saltwater cars? Tequila may help you lose weight. Joe Rogan gets a lot of grief for a recent podcast. Law and Florida. Hooters has a Valentine's Day special.

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please. The show starts out with Vitch wondering what the allure of "clean food" is. Baltimore gang members still have the stupidest street names. Will there be a Big Lebowski sequel? Brother Rob tells us about the health benefits of whiskey. Washington state seeks to ban dwarf tossing, which begs the question "are short people angrier?" Law and Florida is back. Satanism gets an unexpected supporter. KISS keeps feuding. Real beer, or fake beer? Lady parts can get depressed. Leave your dog's balls alone, people. Shout out to our friend, Lo. Happy Birthday, and get well. Cheers.

Is social justice ruining social media? Vitch debunks a myth about police shootings. There's no shortage of Schwarzenegger news. Another Ghostbusters film creates a stir. Beer can save your life. A unique name gets laughs on Facebook. "Dick runs" are wildly popular. A 7 year old kid is the YouTube king. PornHub traffic spikes during the government shutdown. A Twitter user explains where your bigotry comes from. Is spanking your kid bad? A scientist gets eaten by a croc, and much more. Cheers!

Gillette's new ad isn't woke, it's ridiculous. Drinking Guinness may help your hearing. We're getting closer to getting a new Tool record. A Texas woman has an interesting trip to Walmart. Is a Van Halen reunion in the works? Alice Cooper offers his take on music and politics. Alcohol and coffee consumption can help you live longer. Vitch takes issue with disrespectful and uneducated college kids. Coming to America 2 is happening. Gin and tonic can help your cold. Law and Florida. A "rock guitarists" lists that doesn't have the guys completely calling BS, and more.

If Tyler Perry can do it, so can we. A guy with the worst street name gets arrested while a celebrity has the worst idea for a name change. The Hubble telescope broke. What's the hottest pepper? Elizabeth Warren's Instagram video is pure comedy. Menstrual moonshine? No thanks. Did Grover drop the f-bomb? Kanye is going on Joe Rogan's podcast. Surviving R. Kelly. Doorknob lickers in California. An Ohio man is unhappy with services rendered. Law and Florida. Woodstock 50 artists. Rolling Stone slams rock music, and more.

It's the Signal 70 Holiday Special! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Vitch and Brother Rob!

Right before the show starts, Vitch's mic died. Fortunately, a spare allowed the show to go on. Kevin Hart steps down as host of the Oscars. A company has an interesting Christmas gift for its employees. Brother Rob's Dirty Science. It paid for some to use Walmart Layaway. A football fan blames his team on his DUI. Self-driving cars could be very useful. A hockey fan makes an epic voyage. Why you should marry a plus-size woman. Holiday songs are offensive? Dave Navarro vs. Geraldo Rivera. The best hard rock songs of 2018, and much more.