Vitch doesn't understand the internet's fascination with rompers, and is horrified by some Asian porn. A California man rapes his sister, and the punishment doesn't fit the crime. Brother Rob talks the pros and cons of virtual reality porn. Vitch recaps this week's Chevelle concert. Anonymous hacks ISIS, again. Does a lack of religion make you smarter? Chester Bennington claps back at fans, again. How your drinking/drugging habits affect your life expectancy. Brother Rob tells us about robots created for fellatio. Paul is back with limericks. Vitch and Rob raise glasses and pay homage to Chris Cornell and Sir Roger Moore.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #rompers #VRPorn #Chevelle #ChesterBennington #LimerickPaul #ChrisCornell #RogerMoore #Soundgarden

Vitch has learned valuable lessons from the news this week. A man claims a Starbucks drink made him gay. OJ Simpson could be a free man this year. The Eagles have a new member. Do women get turned on by men who drink PBR and don't wear cargo shorts? A Seattle couple gets busted for public sex. Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has words for Linkin Park's Chester Bennington. A man in WV burglarizes a house, with a twist. What sexual acts do or do not constitute having sex? A man in Texas sues his date for texting. The guys talk a little about SNL. Limerick Paul is absent this week, so Brother Rob tells us a "clean joke." Talk of Simon and Garfunkel gets Brother Rob singing. The guys mark the passing of actor Powers Boothe, and glasses are raised to Brother Rob's mom. Music from Twisted Sister and Stone Sour, and more. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Walken #Starbucks #OJSimpson #Eagles #PBR #CargoShorts #CoreyTaylor #ChesterBennington #SNL #LimerickPaul #CleanJokes #SimonAndGarfunkel #PowersBoothe #TwistedSister #StoneSour

Brother Rob channels Bill O'Reilly. Vitch recaps the Metallica concert, as well as an experience using Uber. Chester Bennington has some strong words for fans of Linkin Park's older work. Brother Rob tells us about the "Blue Whale Challenge." Led Zeppelin could reunite next year. Former KISS drummer Peter Criss thinks rock and roll is "over." A man gets arrested for getting oral in a Pennsylvania McDonald's. Law and Florida is back again this week. Things you should never say to a woman in bed. Brother Rob has home repair woes. Glasses get raised for Ronnie, Chloe, Jeff, and Jay, who are celebrating birthdays. Vitch raises a glass for birthday boy Brother Rob. Paul's limericks are back. Music from Led Zeppelin and Sugar, and much more. Happy Mother's Day, muthas.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #RickyBobby #BillO'Reilly #Metallica #Uber #LinkinPark #RichardCheese #BlueWhaleChallenge #LedZeppelin #PeterCriss #LimerickPaul #Sugar #BrotherRobIs50 #HappyMothersDay

The show opens with comedian, not the reggae star, Bob Marley, taking about lady problems. Vitch had strange experience in court, recently, then gets asks a bunch of strange work-related questions. Conspiracy theorists invade the Stanley Cup Playoffs. A teacher in Louisiana gets off in court after getting off with a student, and another teacher. Colin Kapernick is one of Time magazine's 100 most influential people. The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit has finally been captured. The Fyre Festival was hardly festive. A guy comments on some podcast content, five years later. Law and Florida is back, this week. And Brother Rob shares the 15 things you should not do if you ever want to get laid again. Rob raises a glass for his friend, Scott "Scooter" Campbell. There's music from KXM and UFO, and more. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #BobMarley #StanleyCupPlayoffs #ColinKapernick #TexasButtholeTicklingBandit #FyreFestival #PodZeppelin #MattCooper #VinceNeil #LawAndFlorida #BedroomDealbreakers #ScottScooterCampbell #KXM #UFO #LimerickPaul

Joe Louis WAS the greatest boxer that ever lived. Anyone get one of those Unicorn Frappuccinos from Starbucks? Has your kid ever caught you watching porn? Vitch shares some work stories. Cops are arresting cops. Brother Rob shares his jury duty experience. A twerking woman causes chaos on the road. Music news including Korn, David Crosby and Ted Nugent, and Five Finger Death Punch. A Chicago man goes on a slapping spree. Snoop Dogg catches some heat on Twitter. A man charged into a burning apartment for the dumbest reason. Brother Rob tells us 9 things you should never do when receiving a beej. A dominatrix tries to extort a client. Drinks get raised in honor of the late Erin Moran and Rob's cousin's wife, Amanda. Music from Thin Lizzy and Prodigy.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #ComingToAmerica #UnicornFrapp #JuryDuty #Twerking #Korn #DavidCrosby #TedNugent #FiveFingerDeathPunch #IvanMoody #SnoopDogg #NotHasthtaggingTheOtherGuy #MistressTeenie #ErinMoran #ThinLizzy #Prodigy

The show starts with words of wisdom from comedian Jim Jefferies. Why does Brother Rob love Corey Feldman? SPOILER: He doesn't. A sex-themed amusement park is opening, next year, in Brazil. United Airlines can't catch a break, but Vitch is calling BS on one of the incidents. A Pennsylvania woman gets arrested for stripping in a strip mall. Brother Rob has 20 songs that turn 20 years old. Vitch has concert news. People in the "Bible Belt" watch the most porn. Vitch shares some recent experiences from work. Brother Rob tells us 13 things that you should never "Google." Some men are deep freezing their nether regions. Show limerick guy, Paul, sends in some gems. The guys toast the late Charlie Murphy. Music from Blur and the Screaming Trees. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #JimJefferies #CoreyFeldman #Eroticaland #UnitedAirlines #porn #lotsofporn #Google #LoveMist #LimerickPaul #CharlieMurphy #Blur #ScreamingTrees

The show gets started, despite some early technical issues, with Vitch giving a PSA about how speed cameras work. Brother Rob's local cops welcome the first amputee police officer in CA. Listener Paul sends in some new limericks. An Ohio man commits a crime to propose marriage. A museum employee has an interesting way to spend his shift. A Florida man defiles a laundry machine. The Bank of Canada needs people to stop "Spocking." Talking to your pet is a sign of intelligence. Grandma gets nailed by a chimp. Leprosy is making a comeback in Florida. Olivia Munn is single, and Brother Rob is thrilled. An Ohio woman is the strangest robbery accomplice Vitch has ever heard of. The governor of Alabama resigns following scandal. Brother Rob has the Top 10 Craft Beers as ranked by actual beer drinkers. In honor of "National Siblings Day," glasses are raised to Vitch's brother, Paul, and Rob's brother, Jim. Music from Face to Face and Fuel. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #AnthonyJeselnik #SpeedCameras #PSA #AaronHeldreth #LarryPaul #MadameTussauds #SpockingFives #OliviaMunn #DonkeyPunch #CraftBeer #FaceToFace #Fuel

It's the Signal 70 Rex Manning Day Special! The show starts out with Barry Manilow surprising no one, which somehow leads to a question about gender. Staring at boobs (and other things) can help men live longer. Listener Paul sends us another limerick. A military fighter crashes in the DC suburbs and the conspiracy theorists crawl out of the woodwork. Some brewers are taking 'breakfast beer" a little too seriously. Find out why a woman is suing a porn company. A family member of a young man killed during a robbery thinks is dead relative is the victim. The guys mark the anniversary of the passing of Layne Staley. Vitch shares the magic of Loretta Jenkins. Brother Rob tells us about a woman who weaponized some squirrels to seek revenge. K-Cups for beer? Maybe. The guys pay homage to Rex Manning, and Rob's got a joke. Glasses raised for Rob's mom, and his cousins Bill and Stephanie, plus Vitch's friend Spiro. Cheers, you guys! Music, this week, from Sponge and Alice In Chains.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #RexManningDay #EmpireRecords #BarryManilow #Bewbs #F16 #CerealBeer #Gloryhole #LayneStaley #LorettaJenkins #KillerSquirrels #Sponge #AliceInChains

There's "No Ragrets" at the beginning of the show. Vitch shares a work-related training class experience, the throws shade on Pittsburgh Penguins player Sidney Crosby. Brother Rob's puppy won't let him sleep. There's a leftover limerick from last week. Who the hell is Brad's wife? A WWII vet scores big on his 94th birthday. Brother Rob has a question about a joke. The government approves the killing of hibernating bears and wolves. Vitch gripes about his kid's school. A guy in FL gets legal advice from a terrible source. Brother Rob tells us about the "Smart Condom." Vitch has a list of states described as though they were people in a bar. A biology teacher "traumatizes" a 17 year old student by sleeping with him. Tunes from Saliva and Five Finger Death Punch, and more. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #ScottyP #SidneyCrosby #Banshee #BradsWife #SmartCondom #50StatesOfDrunks #Saliva #FiveFingerDeathPunch

Vitch gets a lesson on the "Birds and the Bees" from his kid. Monopoly is replacing some iconic game pieces. A filmmaker seems mildly obsessed with the whereabouts of fitness guru Richard Simmons. Brother Rob's hometown makes the list of "Dumbest Cities in America," despite Rob wrecking the curve. A sex scandal on "Deadliest Catch?" Not quite. Fleetwood Mac says they're through making studio albums. Brother Rob shares 12 facts about farting. A man in Australia jumps into a crocodile infested river, on purpose, for the dumbest reason. Lawmakers in California are proposing a change to the law regarding HIV disclosure to sexual partners. Law and Florida returns, this week. The guys gripe about left lane drivers, and listener Paul sends in some great limericks. Tunes from Beck and Jane's Addiction, and lots more.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #BillBurr #hemaphroditedogs #Monopoly #RIPThimble #RichardSimmons #Oxnard #DeadliestCatch #FleetwoodMac #leakingballoonknots #crikey! #LawAndFlorida #Beck #JanesAddiction