It's the Signal 70 Christmas Special. Vitch and Brother Rob have some holiday-themed fun in this show. Happy Holidays to all of you. #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #ChristmasSpecial #NoDescription #NakatomiPlaza

It's Grammy time and album of the year nominees have been announced. Let's just say that the Grammys seem to be broken. A 70 year old man's sexual advances are declined and he does not take it well. Eating ice cream for breakfast has been found to improve alertness and heighten mental processes. In Colorado, a landlord illegally enters a tenant's empty apartment, to enter his boyfriend, exit his boyfriend, enter his boyfriend, exit his... Himalayan honey bees produce hallucinogenic nectar. A gay porn actor plots to blackmail a sexual partner. High school students, in Nebraska, face criminal charges over their turnover frosting. California ranks, first, in a study of the worst state for drivers. Also in the Golden State, drought measures are being proposed to be permanent. The 20 Best Rock Albums of 2016, from Loudwire.com, are discussed and debated. Raising glasses, sadly, to the deceased: Greg Lake, John Glenn, Alan Thicke, and those we lost, 75 years ago, at Pearl Harbor. Vitch's friend, Marissa, lost her mother to cancer and it's the anniversary of the death of Vitch's father. Music breaks from Emerson, Lake, & Palmer and Bob & Doug McKenzie and so much more. Check it out, dig it! Thank you, for listening. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #GrammyGripes #PruneMoon #ChocolateChipper #MrGroper #LSBees #ELP #GregLake #sextortion #HomeICK #NationwideAintOnYourSide #AridExtraDry #BobandDougMcKenzie #Loudwire #AlanThicke #JohnGlenn #FU*KCancer

Post-Thanksgiving and the tryptophan has worn off. Vitch is "bitch-pitchin'", right out of the gate! At a fund-raising event held at a bar for a disabled officer, one department rats out another for drinking...off-duty? A man in van is attempting to Face Time, while driving in front of Vitch. In "Ye News", Mr. West calls out Jay Z, Beyonce, and others. Pornhub has an adult coloring book (emphasis on the "ADULT"). A disgruntled voter makes threats toward voters, voting booths, and the President-Elect, while a CEO of a cyber-security firm announces similar desires to assassinate Mr. Trump. We find out a little bit about Rob's vacation and even more about Vitch's birthday with Sixx:A.M.. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has denied the proposed Dakota Pipeline route. Then, it's time for twisted tales of revenge. THIS JUST IN: Bananas are the fruit of choice for making fake phone calls. The Milky Way galaxy smells like an umbrella-filled cocktail. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VITCH! Glasses are raised to him, Brian, and Anna. There is "tuneage" from Animal Alpha & Red Sun Rising, and much more. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #PettyOfficer #Selfishdrivers #KanyeWest #JayZ #Beyonce #Fu*ktheVote #Offcoloringbook #AnimalAlpha #Sixx:A.M. #DakotaPipeline #RedSunRising #MatrimonyMalice #Bananamime #MilkyWayscentedcandle

The show opens with some discussion about the reactions from the recent election. A cop in Michigan gets into some trouble for off-duty behavior. A couples' engagement ends, and a lawsuit gets filed. Brother Rob has a list of how bands got their names. How many did you know? A British woman is being heavily courted by the porn industry. Find out why. Law and Florida is back this week. Are you a health food nut? Brother Rob has a smoothie recipe for you. Which country consumes the most alcohol? And the guys talk about photos and videos of breastfeeding on social media. No, it isn't creepy, at all. Glasses raised for our veterans, as well as a couple of Vitch's friends who've recently lost loved ones. Music from Stryper and Sixx: A.M. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Election2016 #BSLawsuits #HazelJones #LawAndFlorida #TraceyKiss #VeteransDay #Stryper #SixxAM

It was election night in America, and instead of gluing themselves to the TV, the guys hit the studios. There's election coverage throughout the show. Vitch tells a story about how he had a little fun at a McDonald's drive thru. Brother Rob has psychic animal election predictions. Topless Trump protestors make Brother Rob wish he hadn't voted absentee. Vitch has a story straight out of a Samuel L. Jackson movie. A man gets killed as he attempted an armed robbery and his family blames the intended victim. Vitch introduces his son to old school cartoons. A lawyer sues Popeyes chicken and withdraws the lawsuit amid criticism. A woman gets ejected from a concert for using the men's room. During the second break, and better late than never, Lo drops in on the show, just in time for Brother Rob to run down a list of things women in prison use to pleasure themselves. Music from Simple Minds and Megadeth, and plenty of drinks. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Lo #Election #Trump #Clinton #McDonalds #SamuelLJackson #PizzaHut #Popeyes #DumbLawsuits #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #SimpleMinds #Megadeth

The show opens with a motivational message from Walt Kowalski. This show recorded during game 7 of the World Series and Harry Caray updates us throughout the show. Vitch gripes about not being able to get good customer service (again). The guys talk about the upcoming election. The CEO of Anheiser Busch InBev says that consumers are getting tired of craft beer choices. Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain also chimes in on craft beer. The owner of the Yuengling brewery supports a presidential candidate, allegedly. A woman torched her husband, while he slept, for good reason. Hulk Hogan settles his sex tape lawsuit. Law & Florida is back, this week. Brother Rob lets us know that bigger folks have better sex. Vitch tells us about an amusing Twitter feud. Music from Dishwalla and Tool, and much more. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #WaltKowalski #WorldSeries #HarryCaray #CraftBeer #AnthonyBourdain #Yuengling #HulkHogan #Law&Florida #Dishwalla #Tool

We find Vitch and Rob back in their usual spaces (on separate coasts). Hollywood gossip news has Kate Beckinsale getting divorced. Which one of Signal 70’s hosts will be her new beau? Vitch talks Walking Dead and what character(s) have been revealed as killed off. Dan Brown books and the movie versions are discussed. Tom Hanks has starred in all three of the Hollywood representations and, recently, hosted SNL. A morgue worker works on a stiffy, from a stiff, and gets pregnant. Hemp-infused wine is being produced and is available. The nominees for this year’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductions have been announced. The “Hall” is giving everyone the usual head scratchers and some new curves, as well. Brendan’s Irish Pub offers a $200 burger, cooked with a shot of a rare Scotch Whisky. Protestors, in Portland Oregon, try to shut down city government. Daniel Craig comes out of hiding and breaks the silence on his future as James Bond, music from ZZ Top and Wanderlust, and TONS more. Raising glasses for Dr. Christopher Smith, Tony, Rob, and Shawn and a big THANK YOU, to everyone listening. CHEERS!!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #KateBeckinsale #Walking Dead #GameofThrones #DanBrown #TomHanks #SNL #LeslieJones #WillFerrell #HarryCaray #CorpseCoitus #ZZTop #HempVine #RockandRollHoF #JGeilsBand #JanesAddiction #JanetJackson #JoanBaez #Journey #Steppenwolf #Tupac #Chic #BadBrains #ChakaKhan #TheZombies #JoeTex #TheCars #Yes #PearlJam #ElectricLightOrchestra #Kraftwerk #MC5 #DepecheMode #Wanderlust #BrendansIrishPub #burgershot #BLM #Danielsdown #DrChristopherDeaneSmith

Recording from Premiere Studios, in Sherman Oaks, California (former home of Pod Zeppelin), Vitch and Rob are in the same studio and joined by legendary friend Barry “Funk” Funkhouser. This is a pretty big deal, as Vitch had never met Rob nor Funk before this day. Vitch must have a friendly “penis face”. A total stranger chats him up, while he is taking a leak. A mother is upset about the content of her son’s homework and threatens litigation. A bakery, in Oregon, is accused of making “racial cupcakes”. A 911 dispatcher decides she doesn’t want to talk. A story, about two career burglars getting sodomized for 5 days after breaking in to the wrong house, turns out to be fake. Rob has been PUNK’D. Corey Feldman thinks he is a musical something. Gotta give it to Alex Trebek, he knows a LOSER when he meets one. Insert porn talk. The “Fellatio Café” could be coming to a city near you. All this and so much more, to include drops from Funk, bits by Matt Cooper, and songs from Spot & Chevelle. We raise a glass to Coop, Funk, and to Vitch, for facilitating this union. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Funk #PodZeppelin #urinationconversation #AntiIslamMom #KKKupcakes #MattCooper #Spot #Punkedintheass #CoreyFeldman #NerdcoreHipHop #Jeopardy #AlexTrebek #RaquelPomplun #Chevelle #FellatioCafe

Frank Costello starts the show off with some words of wisdom. The guys talk, briefly, about Alec Baldwin's comedic talent, which somehow segues into a discussion about game shows. Vitch gripes about "Facebook Weathermen," then shares a story about his sneaky kid. Kanye is a dutiful husband. A North Carolina judge tries to bribe law enforcement. Brother Rob tells us that the sun will destroy us sooner than we think, and Earth's climate change problem has passed the point of no return. Vegans want fast food chains to alter their menus to accommodate them? Did they just play Air Supply? An Australian man has an unlucky penis. A transgender couple gave birth. Not sure who gets the Mother's Day card. Music from 10 Years and Theory of a Deadman, and Brother Rob toasts the great career of Vin Scully. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #TheDeparted #AlecBaldwin #TheNewlywedGame #BudLight #Swill #TheKingOfPlanets #StephenHawking #10Years #TheoryOfADeadman

The show starts out with a quick weather report from SoCal. The guys talk a bit about stand-up comics, with Brother Rob having recently attended a show. Vitch gripes a bit about UPS, and Brother Rob has an issue with the Post Office. A woman in the Navy faces discipline for an obvious reason. Vitch gets paid an unusual compliment at work. A man from Holland has a strange online dating experience. The Eagles may get back together, but with one condition. Law & Florida returns this week. Brother Rob tells us about the diminishing oxygen level on the planet. Vitch's dog may be partly responsible. The guys discuss a positive story about law enforcement in Ohio. Glasses get raised to golf legend Arnold Palmer, the late Samuel Garcia, and, of course, all of you. Music from Vince Neil and Big Country. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #PabloFrancisco #UPS #USPS #catfish #Eagles #LawAndFlorida #ManBun #ManScone #Guinness #ArnoldPalmer #SamuelGarcia #VinceNeil #BigCountry