Is that Steven Tyler gargling with broken glass? No, it's just Vitch. A recent illness stole his voice, but cold medicine mixed with some frontier medicine (beer) got him back in the chair for another show. Comcast is trying to get Vitch's business, even if they can't get his name right. Tabloid headlines aren't even trying anymore. The guys chime in on the demise of "Brangelina." What do Megadeth's Dave Mustaine and Brother Rob have in common? Brother Rob brings the music news, and tells us where the 7 best cities in the US are to drink craft beer and admire the fall foliage. Vitch tells us about a potty-mouthed Canadian teacher. Charles Barkley has some harsh words for the black community. The guys talk about the recent riots in Charlotte. Music from Spinal Tap and Three Days Grace. Glasses get raised for one of Vitch's retiring co-workers, and especially to Brother Rob's friends, Chris Smith, Samuel Garcia, Wen Bright, and Maki Cook who are battling cancer. You're in our thoughts. And a shout out to Tammy Myers and Steph Rose for getting Brother Rob the VIP hookup recently. Cheers.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #StevenTyler #WhiskeyTussin #Comcast #Brangelina #DaveMustaine #CraftBeer #GreatWhiteNasty #CharlesBarkley #Charlotte #SpinalTap #ThreeDaysGrace #ChrisSmith #SamuelGarcia #WenBright #MakiCook #TammyMyers #StephRose #f**kcancer

Vitch is in heat and seeing things written, on bumper stickers, that aren’t there. The new iPhone 7 is out. Talk of it leads to a discussion about other phones and the feud between Apple & Android. A woman gets breast augmentation so she can share her psychic abilities and Q-sized “jumblies”. A very winded and pissed off young man takes to the internet to fight for Fedoras…yes, hats. An Amish rave got out of hand and needed to be shut down, in Ohio. Two toddlers steal their mom’s SUV in an attempt the get to grandma’s house. They didn’t run into the Big Bad Wolf or a witch, in a gingerbread house, but “t-boned” a Volvo. A visit to the Sunshine State brings us news of a man, named Mr. Coffee, who dowsed a man with fill in the blank. Another Florida man, Mr. Easter, calls a nurse the “C-word” and throws his coffee around an emergency room. On the other side of the country, in Arizona, a woman cuts off her boyfriend’s penis because he refuses to make eye contact during sex. For National Beer-Lover’s Day, Vitch has 9 pieces of beer trivia for you. Rob hits us with a lot of music news, for free. All this and much, much more including music from The Uninvited and The Goo-Goo Dolls. A Happy Birthday toast to Rob’s long time friend Randy Ray and, as always, a toast to YOU. Thanks, for listening. CHEERS!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #HonkIfYoureHorny #Apple #Android #LaceyWildd #Ghostbusty #HatHatin #Jeep #TheUninvited #Amishkegger #GrandTheftAutoPreemieEdition #LawandFlorida #ShaniaJones #crosseyedMary #iPhone7 #GooGooDolls #NationalBeerLoversDay #Helmet #LocalH #GreenDay #StevieNicks #ThePretenders #TheMisfits #Danzig #SystemofaDown

Vitch and Brother Rob tease an upcoming show they'll get in the studio together for the first time. Vitch tells the creepy tale of the "Dragon Lady." Brother Rob talks about a man in Vegas who was killed for not holding a door open. Vitch and Rob talk about a group calling itself "White Lives Matter," and they weigh in on the Colin Kapernick controversy. Vitch rattles off a list of "Bedroom Fails." Brother Rob tells us how science has determined that drinking a couple of alcoholic beverages, daily, can be good for you. Vitch's kid is still possessed. There's talk of a Dokken reunion, but the shows are scarce. Jared Fogle is suing the parents of one of his victims. There's a special, extended edition, of "Law & Florida." Tunes from Thin Lizzy and Disturbed, plus pints in the air to the late Gene Wilder and you guys. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #DragonLady #It #Won'tHashtagAHateGroup #ColinKapernick #DrinkUp #Damien #Dokken #Won'tHashtagAPedophile #Law&Florida #ThinLizzy #Disturbed #GeneWilder

The show starts out with a visit from everyone's fake gay porn star. An old school insult hurled at some random guy made Vitch's day. Vitch is slightly concerned that his son may be possessed. Sammy Hagar extends an olive branch to Van Halen. Vitch shares listener stats. The guys talk a bit about the recent riots in Milwaukee. Vitch tells a story about a police body cam that recorded more than a defense attorney or the ACLU wanted it to. Kayne West wrote a poem, about McDonald's. Vitch has some concert updates, then shares a story about the people who attend concerts. Brother Rob tells us about the guy in Florida who killed 2 people then tried to eat the face off of one of the victims. Does anyone care how good a guy he used to be? A man in Hong Kong is offering a ton of cash if someone will marry his daughter. But, there's a catch. Tunes, this week, from Our Lady Peace and Y&T. Pints get raised to all of our listeners all over the world. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #BrandonStRandy #ElsinoreBeer #Milwaukee #Redrum #KanyeWest #McDonalds #Bush #Chevelle #Volbeat #Shinedown #OurLadyPeace #Y&T

The guys are joined, once again, by the lovely Lo. After exchanging pleasantries, Vitch tossed out a leftover story from the last show about a Alabama burglar who got more than he bargained for after breaking into a trailer home. Brother Rob is irritated by Baltimore Ravens tight end Benjamin Watson and his take on Planned Parenthood. Is musical notation racist? A recent Washington Post story tries to convince you. A man in New Jersey gets not one, but two obituaries posted following his recent death. Vitch tells you why. Brother Rob has Signal 70's Olympic coverage with lots of great segments. Want to know the best sexual position for your zodiac sign? Brother Rob lets you know. And the show wraps up with Vitch running down a list of people sharing their first orgasm experiences. How does yours rank? Tunes this week from Big Fat Love and the Clash, and more. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Lo #WhiteTrash #BaltimoreRavens #BenjaminWatson #RIPLeroyBlastBlack #RioOlympics #BrotherRobIsBetterThanBobCostas #CapeCodHookers #TheBigO #Zodiac #Tinder #BigFatLove #TheClash

Coming out of the opening ceremonies, we find out why Honey Boo-Boo is the way that she is. Vitch is pitching a bitch in regards to people ragging on law enforcement. A man jumps 25,000 feet without a parachute, just to see if he can pull it off. Social media is used to apprehend those incapable of a thought and void of common sense. An “organist” plays “glory hole” and gets arrested. The Smithsonian is paying beer drinking travelers, to do just that. Commercial farming has brought some varieties of crops to near extinction. For free of charge, Vitch shares some upcoming concerts and dates. Signal 70 brings you the “50 Greatest BASS Players of All Time”. Does it align with your list? Rob brings information that may have an impact on your beliefs about penis size, music from Mad Season & Jimmy Eat World, and so much more. Check it out, dig it! Thank you, for playin’. Salud!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #HoneyBooBoosbooboo #1Adam12seethewoman #ahshootforgotmychute #MadSeason #Fatebook #Holyorganistsorgan #Smithwicksonian #TheGinormousMug #TheDepthCharge #saveourseeds #JimmyEatWorld #50bestbassslappers #stretchingforpinks

The show starts with a quick visit from Randy Watson and his band. Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor is at it, again. This time, tossing a fan from the show. The guys get some education on the Insane Clown Posse, especially their fan base, when Vitch talks about their beef with the FBI. Brother Rob has the Top 50 Metal Bands of all time, according to the website Loudwire. A man fled from police in Michigan, bragged it up on Facebook, and the cops liked his status, then locked him up. A guy in Wyoming was found with an absurd amount of cow eyeballs shoved up his arse. Brother Rob has the nasty details. Law and Florida, this week, includes a historical reference. Brother Rob has big beer news, including the favorite beers in each of the 50 states, according to the Ranker website. Pints are raised to Rob's beer-selling cousin, and Vitch's friend, Joe. The Signal 70 jukebox features cuts from Black Sabbath and Infant Sorrow. Salud!    #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #RandyWatson #SexualChocolate #Slipknot #CoreyTaylor #ICP #Juggalos #Loudwire #LawAndFlorida #PeeWeeHerman #UnfrozenCavemanLawyer #PBR #BlackSabbath #InfantSorrow

Straight to Cleveland, right out of the gate, for coverage of the Republican National Convention and talk about the corruption and the candidates. Vitch wants to talk BASEBALL?! Darryl Strawberry (MLB- Dodgers, Mets, etc…) admitted, recently, to “dugout of control” antics. My Chemical Romance is reuniting, in September, also, information on the Temple of the Dog reunion and tour. Rob breaks down a few live performances, recently, attended. Drowning Pool brings “five minutes of fame’s” John Hetlinger onstage to sing “Bodies”. “Pokemon Go” is all the rave, but is making people EXTREMELY stupid (or were they like that to begin with?). A man has made a lucrative career out of “tweeting” random facts. Rob presents the “Top Ten Best Porn Films”, according to Paul Fishbein. Ted Cruz ends his presidential bid, as a porn featuring a female doppelganger of himself is soon to be released. All this and so much more, including music from The Toadies and Saliva. Help us raise a glass to YOU. Cheers! Thank you, for listening.   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #RNC #DonaldTrump #HillaryClinton #BernieSanders  #DarrylStrawberry #MyChemicalRomance  #TempleoftheDog #TheRomantics #Loverboy #RickSpringfield #TheRembrandts #JohnHetlinger #CyCurnin #KatyPerry #TaylorSwift #TheToadies #ThatThingYouDo #PokemonGo #factsme #JennyJohnson #Saliva #PaulFishbein #bluewaffle #TedCruz #AmazonEcho

The show begins with talk of new and delicious ales. Vitch has a bitch to pitch, about Lowes’ customer service. A Russian accented gentleman has issue with impound fees. Stacey Dash suggests race is the reason for recent ratings decline, with The Daily Show and The Nightly Show. At a recent BET awards ceremony, Jesse Williams (Grey’s Anatomy) made a race-baiting, hate-filled acceptance speech. The summer concert circuit has arrived and the guys discuss what they’ve seen and what is upcoming. Corey Taylor (SlipKnot) is captured, on video, smacking the cell phone out of the hands of a “fan” paying more attention to it than to the show. In “Law and Florida”, an hatchet-wielding hottie tries to “convince” her ex to have sex, a confessing drug dealer runs from police, and a man asks his significant other how his “unit” compares, in size, to those of her previous lovers (never a good question). A Dutch airline has developed draught beer capabilities. The Fixx are hailed via the drink, as well as the 5 fallen and multiple injured officers in Dallas. Audio orgasms provided by The Pretenders and Bad Company. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Firestone #Loweswoes #Redrage #StaceyDash #TheDailyShow #TheNightlyShow #JonStewart #TrevorNoah #LarryWilmore #ThePretenders #BET #JesseWilliams #GreysAnatomy #Sting #PeterGabriel #BareNakedLadies #HowardJones #OMD #SlipKnot #CoreyTaylor #TheFixx #CyCurnin #BadCompany #FatTire #LawandFlorida #KLM #Milehighhead #Heineken #PizzaPortBrewingCompany

Star Trek’s current Chekov, Anton Yelchin, has died in a freak accident possibly related to a recall that Vitch received for his vehicle of the same make. A lawsuit is pending, stemming from the death a shoplifter chased by mall security. Vitch has an encounter with Grover. Do you remember the 90’s? Rob has a list of “8 Things That Were Illegal In The 90’s That May Surprise You”. A man in court, facing an indecent exposure charge, strips down and throws himself to the mercy of the court. Tom Delonge (Blink 182) has abandoned the band for a career in extra-terrestrial investigation. A study has found that music can affect a beers taste and strength. “25 Worst Reasons For Sleeping With Someone”, Vitch shares the list. A vote for anyone, other than Donald Trump, will win you a sexy prize. Deep cuts, from the Signal 70 jukebox, in the forms of Warrant and The Pursuit Of Happiness. Glasses raised to the Coronado Brewing Company. Thank you, for listening. Salud!  #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #AntonYelchin #leftitinwarpdrive #felonsdontfloat #sendgroverrightover #cleanoutthebooks #Warrant #TomDelonge #Blink182 #AllTheSpaceThings #soundsdelicious #ThePursuitOfHappiness #sexcuses #TrampsAgainstTrump #CoronadoBrewingCompany