Have you ever been trolled or stalked, on social media? The show opens with a discussion on internet etiquette, as a bootylicious pot smoking girl, from Texas, requests Vitch’s friendship via Twitter. A nasty note left on the car of a veteran, using a veteran designated parking spot. A fight ensues after a “crop dusting incident” in a bar. A dead, 11 foot long alligator has to be excavated from a Florida storm drain. All this news from the Sunshine State triggers the segment “Law and Florida”, where a crack pipe has to be removed from an ass-crack and a woman burns her son’s hand for selling her weed. Discussion of the Orlando shooting cannot be avoided, as well as conversation around gun control, background screening, religion, and homosexuality. Today’s recipe for beer, basically, is over 5000 years old. Vitch gets Rob’s tail wagging, with some recently revealed James Bond secrets. Tip a glass to “The Greatest”, Muhammad Ali, as your headphones are filled with the sounds of Sublime and Puddle of Mudd. Thank you, as always, for listening. CHEERS!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #trollintwerkinandtokin #operationwindshield #assteaspraymanti #alligatorsinthesewer #LawandFlorida #aguywalksintoabar #Sublime #checkthebornondate #shakennotstirred #PuddleofMudd #MuhammadAli

The show starts with the guys chatting about more equipment upgrades and upcoming anniversaries. Somehow, that segues into talk about dogs. D'ya like dags? Vitch and Rob weigh in on the people "protesting" at Donald Trump rallies. Vitch interrupts the show to give an update on the Stanley Cup finals. That, of course, makes the guys talk a little hockey. Is Vitch a Sidney Crosby fan? Listen and find out. An 82 year old man goes on TV and sings a song that no one saw coming. Vitch has the audio. Sing along, if you know the words. Brother Rob drops knowledge, once again, with info on various types of beer glasses. Vitch tells us about a man who makes a living by filing BS lawsuits in Indiana. Vitch doesn't dare to speak his name out of fear of being sued. Brother Rob tells us where we can get a $73 hot dog, then the guys talk, briefly, about an unfortunate Facebook incident that Brother Rob had recently. Vitch shares some audio of a comedian destroying a heckler in the best way. And the show closes by thanking you all for your patience during our recent, unexpected, technical issues. Much appreciated. Music, this week, from Tesla and Volbeat. Cheers!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob ##DonaldTrump #Protestors #NHL #StanleyCup #SidneyCrosby #JohnHeflinger #DrowningPool #barware #kegerator #VoldemortOfLawsuits #priceymustard #Tyrone #Respeck #SteveHofstetter #Tesla #Volbeat

Back from technical difficulties (Rob’s computer) and Vitch has a bitch to pitch, right out of the gate, in regards to a vehicle recall. Was it poor parenting, zoo safety, or both? A four year old boy has a play date with a silverback gorilla. NBA/Oklahoma City Thunder center, Steve Adams, had his feet held to the fire for comparing his opponents to “quick little monkeys”. A woman accuses Vitch of being racially biased and invoking “white privilege”. Blake Lively posts pictures of herself on Instagram, with the Sir Mix-A-Lot lyric “L.A. face with an Oakland booty” (Baby Got Back) and the rapper has to come to her defense. A flight attendant gets railed for lifting 1500 mini-bottles of liquor. Rob lists the “Worst Six Sex-Related Injuries”. “Law and Florida” is back! A woman steals sex toys, from a Walmart in St.Petersburg, an Indian Shores man rubs one out on a beach, a woman, from Charlotte County, tries to pass off Gatorade for urine, and another woman gets caught shoplifting. The Gene Simmons “Prince commentary incident” continues, with Paul Stanley going head to head with Nikki Sixx. Kanye West sat down with Ellen Degeneres and dropped some knowledge (AUDIO). Raising a glass to Jorge (aka Nick Burns/company computer guy), Vitch’s dad, Rob’s uncle Charlie, and all of our servicemen past, present, and future, this week. Happy Memorial Day! Music selections from Soundgarden and Chevelle. Thank you, for tuning in. CHEERS!!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #coveryourassrecall #kingkongdaycare  #SteveAdams #TheCarter #BlakeLively #SirMixALot #Soundgarden #PusherJones #BevHo #Illstopifithurts #LawandFlorida #GeneSimmons #Prince #PaulStanley #NikkiSixx #Chevelle #KanyeWest #EllenDegeneres

Rob’s daughter, unwillingly, took part in a hit and run collision. A bitch is pitched, needless to say. Vitch is bumming, due to his beloved Washington Capitals being eliminated from playoff contention. He’s gone to a couple concerts, this past week, and gives us a brief critique. Gene Simmons can’t keep his foot out of his mouth, even with that long-ass tongue of his (AUDIO). It looks like Sharon Osbourne has issue with Ozzy shagging the hair dresser. A woman wins the lottery and unloads on her boss. This may not be news to you, but there is a trend in “parody porn” (AUDIO). Have your lotion ready and lock your door. Rumor has it that Caitlyn Jenner is contemplating a transformation back into Bruce. People are going to Target to NOT use the restroom and posting about it on social media. Also, health& diet tips, an interview with Scatman Crothers, new music from Leif Garrett, and TONS more! Rob’s toasting the luck and health of his daughter, Madelyn, while Vitch is drinking to the efforts of his favorite NHL team. The Signal 70 Jukebox plays music from The White Stripes and Pearl Jam. Thank you, for listening and “liking” on Facebook. Comments (positive or negative) are welcome on iTunes and on our Facebook page. SALUD! #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #pitchyerbitch #WashingtonCapitals #SixxAM #Sevendust #Trivium #GeneSimmons #Prince #ShannonTweed #NikkiSixx #PaulStanley #TheWhiteStripes #OzzyOsbourne #SharonOsbourne #MichellePugh #pooperweight #PearlJam #TenInchMutantNinjaTurtles #tonutornottonut #semiprotesters

The show begins with talk about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony and the recent demise of Prince. The discussion, then, makes a transition into an update on AC/DC and the, possible, replacement of leader singer Brian Johnson. Music news continues with Scott Stapp making a vague suggestion, in regards to the Stone Temple Pilot’s lead singer vacancy. In follow up music news, Wes Scantlin (lead vocalist/Puddle of Mudd) gets arrested at the conclusion of a performance. A student is dared to “rock out, with his cock out”, at his prom. A gang member dies in an attempt to gold-plate his own “member”. A teenager, in Ohio, streams a rape LIVE on the app Periscope. Rob talks to Vitch in regards to drugs, NOT specifically, marijuana overdose statistics. More music-related talk, as Vitch brings the “27 Most Offensive Band Names”. Be sure to cover your child’s ears! Native Americans have met to decide the fate of Alien Americans, Harriet Tubman on the $20, and so much more. Van Halen and Sixx A.M. are jammed via the Signal70 jukebox. Glasses are raised to Prince and to Vitch’s aunt, who passed recently. Thank you, for tuning in! CHEERS!!   #Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #RockandRollHallofFame #Prince #Chicago #DeepPurple #NWA #CheapTrick #SteveMiller #ACDC #BrianJohnson #AxelRose #GunsNRoses #ScottStapp #StoneTemplePilots #ArtofAnarchy #TheWildabouts #WesScantlin #PuddleofMudd #mostlikelytochubb #twentyfourcaratcock #forcedpornography #VanHalen #forwhomthebongtolls #ChuckMac #SixxAM #WTFsinaname #Redtape #twentytwintwin

Vitch and Brother Rob are joined by the host of the "Shoot From

The Hip" podcast, the always funny, Montoyis. The guys talk about

entitled college students and how Ohio State handles its business.

There's discussion about social media badasses. Brother Rob tells

us about a bed that can detect cheating. Yeah, there's an app for

that. Louis C.K.'s web series comes to a pricey end. Vitch shares a

story about a woman in Texas who swipes the ring off of a dead

woman's hand, in a funeral home. A man in Georgia clears a bar with

"Liquid Ass." As always, there's "Law and Florida." Brother Rob

tells us what beers pair best with food. Happy Birthday wishes to

Rob's "other mother," and our thanks, again, to Montoyis for

joining us. Tunes from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Shinedown.

Cheers!

#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Montoyis #ShootFromTheHip

#OhioState #Smartress #LouisCK #LawAndFlorida #Beer

#RedHotChiliPeppers #Shinedown #MeesterVeech

It's National Sibling Day! Vitch and Rob talk about their brothers. Make sure you're taking notes. There will be a quiz afterward. Rob is back, from "staycation," and shares some of the highlights. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony took place, this week. Steve Miller reinforces attitudes on R&R HoF nomination practices and Gene Simmons "raps" with Ice Cube. What happened, in Vegas, didn't stay in Vegas this week, as Nicolas Cage's and Vince Neil's (Motley Crue lead singer) antics make TMZ headlines. An April Fool's Day joke goes bad and stinky, when a New York woman shoots her boyfriend and drops a deuce. The Rolling Stone's Top 100 Drummers of All Time was released. Vitch and Rob are not, remotely, in agreement with most of the list. There is a secret island where infidelity is encouraged and "Sex on the Beach" is, always, the drink special. Off to the "Sunshine State" we go, because it's "Law and Florida" time! A woman arrested on drug possession produces a crack pipe, from her "pipe crack," and a man tries to outrun officers, on his hover board. This just in: unicorns are real and they are selling their tears. The Signal 70 jukebox features The Police and Leo Moracchioli. Rob is raising a glass to his brother, James, Vitch, for his promotion, AND says "Happy Birthday!" to his mom. Vitch, toasts his brother, Paul, and friends, Aaryn & James. Thank you, for playing! Cheers!!

 

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Close your ears if you're allergic to talk about health, diet, and exercise, as the show begins with a conversation in that regard. Chalk messages, appearing on a university sidewalk, evoke terror. Next up, hopscotch will be banned from college campuses. JohnTV launches a drone, to film illegal activity, and turns the video into authorities. Look to the skies, the next time you are getting your "swerve on." An "Algonquin" (not verified) stripper, from Wisconsin, takes a bite out of a club patron's crotch. Let's talk whiskey! "The Top 15 American Whiskey brands," along with some of the history and production elements are discussed as well as "10 Facts About Whiskey You May Not Know." David Cassidy (of Partridge Family fame) gets arrested for crashing his car into stuff and a man drives SIX MILES with his wife on the roof of their car are the stories showcased in "Law and Florida." Sing along with an entire pub paying homage to a fellow patron & friend, with The Killers tune, "Mr. Brightside." (AUDIO). A nurse caught taking & sharing pictures of patients genitalia, resigns. Hopefully, she's using panoramic and not the close up setting on her camera. Puddle of Mudd frontman, Wes Scantlin, loses his band, on stage, and in the middle of a concert (AUDIO). HUGE glasses raised to Montoyis and Matt Cooper (3 years gone), this week. Signal70 jukebox fired off some Stir and some Bush, because that's how WE do! Slainte! Thank you, for listening.

 

#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #TheNightChalker #JohnTVbonedrone #MrsWhiteintheballroomwithherteeth #Stir #MericanWhiskey #Montoyis #ShootFromTheHipPodcast  #justthewhiskeyfactsmaam #LawandFlorida #Bush #aguywalksontoabar #nursecrotchet #PuddleofMudd #WesScantlin

Everybody's recovered from the St. Patrick's Day massacre, of the liver. On the "consumer alert tip," don't buy a Samsung refrigerator. A consumer complaint has not been submitted, but Vitch has found some comedic ones from other companies. Katt Williams is STILL looking for someone that he can beat, in a fight. Beer, well, HOPS in beer is being looked at for its medicinal and pharmaceutical properties. A "Scottish" man and his "bionic penis" get Christened, after 40 years. A Romanian woman attempts to remove her husband's testicles, for not helping out around the house. Two lessons: do your chores, guys, and marrying a Romanian, is STRONGLY discouraged. In Law and Florida, a bored 18 year old has no remorse about burglarizing & stealing cars, another man tries to buy a BMW, with food stamps, and a boyfriend blows the whistle on his "dog-loving" girlfriend. We are awaiting the "sixty-K-nine" videos. Twitter celebrates its 10th Anniversary. "Spawnage Alert." The Top 10 Celebrity Tweets of All Time, which Vitch turns into a game where Rob tries to guess who said what. From a blog entry titled "The Pussification of America," points are discussed and validated. Did you know that Brother Rob is a "spirit animal?" Someone thinks so. The Signal 70 jukebox plays the Smashing Pumpkins and Corrosion of Conformity. Toasting, this week, to Allie Heeney, Vitch's mom, and Garry Shandling. Thank you, for playin'! Salud!!

#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Samsungrefrigeratorssuck #TimeWarnercangoeffthemselves #KattWilliams #taketwobeersandcallmeinthemorning #sixmilliondollarvirgin #KimAnami #SmashingPumpkins #RomanianSACKrilege #BostonPete #LawandFlorida #Twitter #CorrosionofConformity #ThePussificationofAmerica #AllieHeeney #MsVitchsspiritanimal #VitchsMom #GarryShandling

Lo, is in studio this week. Rob, is so excited about her appearance, he mixes up his saints and holidays and loses track of just what month it is. In the Signal 70 St. Patrick's Day Special, Rob goes over some cultural differences between the U.S. version of said holiday and the true, Irish observation. Nine things about leprechauns, you may not know, according to Vitch. Lo, brings an article on movie drinking games. A lengthy list of celebrities with Irish roots is presented. This week in Law and Florida, a man relieves his bowels in the back of a police cruiser, another man slams his husband into a wall over infidelity accusations, and a woman gets arrested for shoplifting "marital aides." The holiday special would not be complete, without the Top 10 Irish Beers list and some Irish folklore. Thank you, Lo, for being with us and for contributing to the ALL DAY HANGOVER. The glasses are tipped to you, Lo, Rob's Uncle Jeff, and, unfortunately, another fallen officer. Signal 70 St. Patrick's Day Special soundtrack contributions: Flogging Molly and Thin Lizzy. Slainte Mhaith!

 

#Signal70 #Vitch #BrotherRob #Lo #StPatricksDay #FloggingMolly #LawandFlorida #ThinLizzy