Bringing the butt hurt to you, for 2015, is Signal 70. You're welcome. Keely Mullen (of Million Student March fame) and a group of students, from the "Entitled Generation," are making demands for free education, student loan debt dismissal, and a $15/hour wage for campus workers. A time capsule, from 1957 and marked "Do not open until 2957" is opened by students/staff at M.I.T.. Mizzou (the University of Missouri) students are fed up with racism. They have demanded that it gets fixed (among many other demands), as the "Entitled Generation" stages protests. Jared Fogle gets sentenced to 15+ years in prison. A man who misses the birth of his child phones in a bomb threat to the hospital. Seven couples reveal some sexual rules that, they say, keep things healthy and happy. Jennifer Lawrence was so nervous about her upcoming sex scene, with Chris Pratt, that she got drunk before it was shot. Charlie Sheen recently disclosed that he is HIV positive. But, he was diagnosed four years ago and has paid, in excess of, 10 million dollars in "hush money." A coffee shop in London snubs officials who demanded that their offensive name be changed. Chester Bennington and Stone Temple Pilots part ways. STP has wasted no time finding a replacement lead singer. A child's letter to Santa Claus, asks for the new Grand Theft Auto installment, but for the cars, NOT the hookers. It's time for "Law and Florida," where a man beats up his grandmother for cake, another man YouTubes a video of himself stealing a Confederate flag, and a hooker tries to pay for an Uber ride with oral sex! Chick-Fil-A is countering "Black Lives Matter" with their "Back the Blue" program. Full tracks from Danko Jones and Chevelle, a partial track from STP & their new lead singer, and much more. Thank you, for listening. Cheers!

 

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The show opens with Vitch mashing buttons in the East Coast studio and Brother Rob throwing a flag for false start. Vitch reviews a recent Everclear show in Baltimore, which involved a Toto cover, and Vitch being "recognized." The guys talk about a recent controversy involving a student and sheriff's deputy in South Carolina, which segues into talk about videos showing police uses of force. Security in the East Coast studio is lax when we discover that Vitch's dog has wandered in, mid-show. A Walking Dead binge watching session among friends goes horribly wrong. Brother Rob has a story about a witch suing a warlock. No, seriously. An ironically-named dog in Indiana teaches its owner a valuable lesson in gun safety. In New York, a man with a rather unique name leads police on a high-speed chase. Brother Rob tells us about people making crazy money by doing seemingly mundane tasks. In this week's "Law & Florida," glory holes are popping up all over Vero Beach, and a man gets way too aggressive when it comes to karaoke. The guys share 20 euphemisms for sex. Brother Rob updates a story brought back in show 49 about the guy who jacked up the price of an important AIDS drug. The keyword is "karma." The guys talk about video games from the 80's, which leads into how Vitch's kid is a total badass. "Matt Cooper Month" continues as Rob picks a song from one of Coop's favorite bands, Alice in Chains, and we toast our friend once again. Our second break features music from Tremonti. All this, and more. Slainte!

 

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The show starts with Brother Rob getting schooled on his "saint savviness," or lack thereof. Traffic problems, almost, prevent the show from starting on time. Be careful carving pumpkins, this year (a story of breakup and sadness). Brother Rob is having a hard time coming up with a Halloween costume. A man has mastered the art of painting with his meat and two veg. If you're looking for a new one, Rob brings "The Top Ten Weirdest Excuses For Calling In To Work." A Minnesota man takes a hammer to his grandmother, because she blew her nose at the dinner table. From there we travel to South Carolina, where two men get into a confrontation over spilled Kool Aid. The first music break sparks concert talk. The guys discuss iHop's new ad campaign. Then, they present some of their own slogans, for the "pancake giant." General Mills is releasing 10 boxes of a "marshmallow only" version of Lucky Charms. Racist Star Wars fans are up in arms about black actors/characters in the upcoming installment, "The Force Awakens." Another list, you say? Vitch brings lists of euphemisms for female and male masturbation. Miley Cyrus goes undercover, on the street, and asks random people about herself. The "Law and Florida" segment takes us to Clearwater, Leesburg, and Jacksonville. This recording date coincides with the 38th anniversary of the plane crash that killed multiple members of Lynyrd Skynyrd, as well as members of the plane's flight crew. October gets dedicated "Matt Cooper Month," as we toast Matt and his birthday. You get all of this and MORE, including music from Lenny Kravitz and Korn. Thank you, for playing!

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The guys get right into it, with some Walking Dead conversation, as a fan writes a letter to show's producers, requesting to have one of the characters killed off. Vitch has a bitch to pitch, in regards to the 60's Batman television show. You know those artists/groups that have needed to hang it up, for a while now? The guys discuss their lists of acts that should retire. The 2016 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are out. Music discussion galore, as Rob and Vitch discuss an interview that Eddie Van Halen did with Billboard Magazine. A highly intoxicated college student REALLY wants bacon-jalapeno macaroni & cheese. A woman sues her 12 year old nephew for injuries, incurred from a hug. There is, finally, a title for it! It is called "Law And Florida" and covers some of the frequent and idiotic crimes from the state of Florida (there are, always, PLENTY). A 23 year old woman fakes being 15 years old, to have sex with underage boys. Rob brings "The Six Things That A Wife Should Never Say To Her Husband," and supplements it with 10 more of his own. A man bails his wife out of jail only to assault her, on camera and in front of police dispatch. Former Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom, passes out and is taken to the hospital & Alarm front man Mike Peters is diagnosed, for the 3rd time with cancer. The guys raise glasses to them, and this week's musical selections come from Cheap Trick & Brand New. Cheers!

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It’s show 50 and the guys are talking about TV shows that barely made it or did not make it to 50 episodes. Vitch brings Signal 70 download statistics. A young lady tries to bed and blackmail hockey legend Jaromir Jagr. A man, who goes to Major League Baseball games to fall asleep, is suing to get ten million dollars from MLB, ESPN, the New York Yankees, and everyone else. In another ten million dollar lawsuit, an inmate says the government is to blame for minimal security, allowing him and his cellmate to escape from a Chicago prison. Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) is asking for spousal support from his estranged but extremely hot wife, Megan Fox. A disgruntled newlywed is charging friends and family $75 for RSVP-ing and not showing to her wedding. An Ohio couple robs a bank and posts pictures, on social media, of themselves with the cash. Scott Stapp re-emerges with tales of his travels through fantasy, reality, and chemically induced paranoia. In a Signal 70 exclusive, there is audio of a conversation between Pope Francis and Kim Davis. New types of yeasts are being found and developed for the fermentation of new beers and assisting in streamlining the process of making others. There is an audio clip of a lady trying to talk a bear out of breaking her kayak. Two arrested woman, in the back of a transport, get into a fight after one farts near the other. It’s the 40thanniversary of "The Thrilla In Manila" and the 23rd anniversary of the Stone Temple Pilots debut album "Core." A man gets charged with a felony, for stealing a $1.12 metal spoon. A Florida woman calls 911 after she gets shorted on a drug deal. Don Henley has nothing nice to say about Frank Ocean and Kanye West. Sounds provided by Jane's Addiction and the Stone Temple Pilots, a toast to www.VenturaRocks.com and Pam (Steph Rose) Baumgardner, and much, much more. Thank you, for listening. CHEERS!

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Rob realizes that he blew off the Signal 70 one year anniversary and tries to apologize to Vitch. A bitch to pitch for Vitch? He is looking for a new car but finds something new out about his old car, instead. A gas leak blows up a house in Vitch's neighborhood. An Indiana woman jumps out of her car, abandoning her 9 year old son, because of a spider crawling on her shoulder. A young and worldly lady, who could possibly be related to Sarah Palin, has something to say about having one, universal language. In New York, a 20 year old woman writes an article to Cosmopolitan Magazine about how everyone stares at her because she is so beautiful AND THEY PUBLISH IT! A quick "gas explosion update" from Signal 70's roving reporter (Vitch's wife). Kanye is getting serious about running for president in 2020. Bradenton County is "officially" (according to Signal 70) the most jacked up city in Florida. Supporting evidence of this is brought to you by a woman who got arrested, in said county, for beating her boyfriend up with a "pooper scooper." Same city, a man beats up his girlfriend for looking at an obituary of her ex-boyfriend. An HIV drug gets bought by a pharmaceutical company who proceeds to raise the cost of it by 5000%. A drunk girl, in Iowa, loses control of her bladder at a frozen yogurt shop. Transgender sensation Mara Paradox is arrested on marijuana charges. A 16 year old high school student attempts to douse school security with gasoline and set him in fire. A father, upset by the teachings of "new maths,"writes a donation check to the school, using the symbols of Common Core Math. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) disses Metallica, Black Sabbath, and rap music, collectively. Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" gets voted the Most Iconic Song of All Time. Rob goes off on bands who replace their signature sounding lead vocalist with a sound alike. Toasting THE POPE, this week, music provided by Aerosmith & Godsmack, and so much more! In nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti

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As the show starts, Brother Rob thinks he hears a Monkee, but it's really just a zombie slayer, who's name Vitch just can't seem to remember. Vitch's inability to get names right continues as he congratulates listener Paul/Larry for claiming a set of Signal 70 bar coasters from a recent contest. Brother Rob shares some sad news, but it has a positive spin. Rob has to go to great lengths to score some good whiskey, but its worth it. Dee Snider from Twisted Sister drops the gloves against Paul Stanley from KISS in this week's rock n' roll feud. Dee also has some harsh words for Judas Priest and the Scorpions. Vitch & Rob ponder "how old is too old" for rock bands to keep touring. Ever drunk dialed your ex? You need Nickleblock. The guys talk about Avril Lavigne (so you know there's drinking involved in this show), which segues into a discussion about 90's music. Vitch has the results from a questionnaire given to strippers. A Virginia couple decides that a shopping center parking lot, in the middle of the day, is a great place to get their freak on. Big beer is buying up craft beer, and the guys aren't really sure what to think about that. How much more does the average CEO make than the people who work for them? The figure is pretty disgusting. A woman goes on a bit of a crime spree in South Carolina. It ends with police pulling her off a toilet. A Maryland man finds an alligator in his koi pond. Vitch has no idea how it got there. In Utah, Mormons are gearing up for the end of the world. Football season is getting started, and basketball loses some legends. Brother Rob shares the origin of one of Vitch's dogs. What happens when you Google "Signal 70?" Police radio codes make no sense. This show features music from Bad Apple and Staind, the guys raise a glass to Brother Rob's grandmother (although she wouldn't approve of the fuss), and more. Cheers!

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It's Labor Day, and the guys are enjoying some fine beverages. Brother Rob had his Labor Day fun, briefly, interrupted by some pseudo-homeless woman who doesn't understand how a jaccuzi works. Vitch shares a story about how scientists discovered that cats really could care less when their owners leave. Or, as Vitch puts it, "Duh!" The dentist who killed Cecil the lion wants to get back to his practice, so he's trying to defend himself. No one is buying it, dude. There's updates on our friend Kim Davis. The guys talk about "Deflategate." A South Carolina teen gets busted for stealing bondage gear. A Texas co-ed catches a DUI and decides to tool around campus in a Barbie Jeep, which leads into a discussion about the risks of driving drunk. A Michigan man tires to pass off a backpack full of dirty socks as marijuana, bringing new meaning to the term "stinky weed." Elsewhere in Michigan, a 16 year old girl fakes a 10-month pregnancy, claiming triplets (whuuuuuut?!), in a segment we like to call "How Is That Even Possible?!" A bank robbery is thwarted because the would-be robber only spoke Spanish. Which leads nicely into Sarah Palin telling people that in America, people should only speak "American." Damon Wayans has some interesting opinions on the Bill Cosby scandal. A Florida man rocks out some great reasons for running from the police. A man in New Jersey gets charged with burglary after he "butt dials" police ahead of time. Music this week from Gravity Kills and Alter Bridge, and the guys raise their glasses to Rob's grandmother and cousin. All this, and more. Cheers!

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David Bradford (The Almighty Ultrasound, Lords of Jack, & Pod Zeppelin) drops by. It's been way too long. The guys spend some time catching up with Dave, right off the bat. Elected county clerk, Kim Davis, refuses to give marriage licenses to same-sex couples because of Jesus. Donald Trump might have to run against Deez Nutz. Speaking of presidential elections, Kanye West is throwing his hat in, in 2020. The younger generation is going too far with their "progressive thinking." Dave finds out that Vitch is in law enforcement, amidst a conversation about racism and police violence. Vitch shares an applicable personal experience. Conversation gets heated. Even the "Motor City Mad Man" is not safe. Police are installing HD cameras, on cars, and issuing body cameras. Will this reduce incident rates or just shed a new light, by showing events in their entirety? We get a little backround info, on Lords of Jack, and Rob gets some porn lingo knowledge dropped on him. When's the last time you conversed about Marlo Thomas? Signal 70 goes there. Bobcat Goldthwait is hitting Florence Henderson? The guys go into a total celebrity slam session. Briefly, "Freeing the Nipple" is discussed, as well as Ashley Madison. Porn disclaimers are becoming more prevalent. Are correction is made, on a previous Nicki Minaj topic. Rob goes on a rant about Miley Cyrus hosting a Joan Jett tribute. Musical integrity is questioned, as well. Who's taking over for Jon Stewart, again? This show is PACKED! Reality TV gets ripped, police chases, Judge Joe Brown, and MORE!! This is an ALL-DAVE show. He provides the music, the topics, the commentary, the comedy, and he gets toasted. Be sure to check out the links to The Almighty Ultrasound tunes, on the Signal 70 Facebook page. CHEERS!

 

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Once again, our good friend, Lo, joins us on the show. We start out by talking about malt liquor, which no one is drinking. Lo is sipping on a Harp, Brother Rob has a Dos Equis Amber in hand, and Vitch is nursing a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Vitch shares a story about a woman who complained about a police officer who did EXACTLY what he was supposed to do, but that wasn't good enough. Nicki Minaj didn't get nominated for a VMA?! We almost thought it was a travesty, until we heard some of the song. How does Brother Rob feel about Ryan Seacrest? Find out, when talk turns to Ryan's new reality show. A dead guy is found in Demi Moore's pool. Brother Rob has a list of ice cream flavors that were killed off by Ben & Jerry's. That segues nicely into talk about cannibis smoothies. A woman in Florida shoves a dildo in the face of her domestic partner, right in front of the cops. Wonder what happened next? Rob has details from a Cosmopolitan article about women's knowledge of men's penis size. Does it measure up? Vitch talks about how pornstar Kayla-Jane Danger went to the Dark Side by making a life-sized Darth Vader out of sex toys. Will technology make condoms obsolete? A man in Florida comes up with an interesting way to win an argument with his girlfriend. A drunk woman in Iowa just doesn't know how to walk away. Vitch knows its important to have good theme music at work. Brother Rob brings us 16 reasons to believe in aliens. We raise glasses to Lo's mom & aunt, Rob's cousin & family, and finish off with a toast to one full year of Signal 70. Music from Silverchair and Dropkick Murphys, and much more. Salud!

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