Show #34 finds Brother Rob starting the night off with some Shock Top, and having some Dos Equis Amber on stand-by. Vitch is trying out some Lagunitas Maximus. Fine drinking all around. Vitch and Rob talk about where you can and can't buy booze, depending on where you live. Vitch updates everyone on Charles Martell's list of the "100 Worst Rock Songs of All Time." Charles says "No Stairway!" Rejected! The guys decide to compile their own list, but only 10 songs each, and the word "suck" is not allowed as a reason. Their lists will be featured on an upcoming show. Kanye West decides America is too racist and is leaving the country. Vitch calls BS, while Rob suggests he just move to Detroit. Vitch takes issue with a guy who punches a toddler in a grocery store, then goes on Facebook to somehow try and defend himself. Ricky Gervais blasts a hunter for killing a giraffe then posing for a selfie with the corpse. A woman in Florida attacks her boyfriend with raw eggs. She got locked up when cops saw a sticky substance running down the boyfriend's back. A man in Florida placed an ad on Craigslist for his phoney money. Brilliant. A New Jersey man steals a car to go to court. It's cool, he returned it....loaded with contraband. A Pennsylvania woman crashes her car and blames her parrot. A chef in San Antonio was ticketed by police for feeding the homeless, in a move that makes no sense. Has Vitch ever shot anyone? Find out in this episode. The guys talk about some cop-related stuff, then Vitch shares a story about TSA screeners in Denver who engaged in some unlawful junk grabbing. A woman in Japan slashed her husband's face after he comits some bathroom crimes. A mother of 5 in Georgia hosts and participates in a teenage drug, booze, and sex party. Who's thirsty for a beer made from sewer water? Yeah, we aren't, either. Toasts go out to some of Brother Rob's family members celebrating birthdays. Music this week from Pink Floyd and The Cult. Cheers!

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The Washington Capitals are in and the Los Angeles Kings are out. Mike Milbury (NBC's NHL announcer) earns the ire of Vitch. Rob has loaded the Depth Charge with, both Dos Equis and Negra Modelo. Don't try this, at home, kids. Vitch gets his homework done and turns it in. Charles Martel, the ace of adjectives, blogs a list of the 100 Worst Rock n' Roll Songs of All Time. The guys discuss the first 80, as the list is not yet complete. A San Franciscan burglar is found not guilty, through successful use of the "I thought that I was inside a UFO" defense. A Bronx woman has married 10 times but divorced only a couple of times. She has a thing for men who the U.S. Government has "red flagged." In Florida, a man throws a Snickers bar at a city bus driver, another man, on drugs, runs through traffic naked, and a woman removes her bikini top, in the middle of a restaurant, working her "breasticles." Google Street View is conflicted whether or not to blur the image of a big-breasted Australian woman, who flashed their camera as it drove by. Kendra Sunderland exposes, again! Sorry, this time, she keeps her clothes on but describes the weird requests she has received on her web cam site. An elderly man and former legislator is in court for sexual abuse, after having sex with his demential wife. A daughter of a man who's house has burned, to the ground, has trouble turning off her father's Comcast service. There's full tracks from Mad Season & Buckcherry. Toasts to a wounded officer & Rob's Grandmother, and tons more. Thank you, for tuning in. Cheers!

 

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Vitch and Rob are feeling the pain of their day gigs. Vitch has an escape plan, for the family. He will be taking the wife and son to a Washington Capitals NHL game. Ticket prices are way out control, for most sporting events, regardless of the team. Rob's escape plan includes Negra Modelo, while Vitch is in Sierra Nevada Pale Ale mode. Scientists are giving rats boners. I'm hoping that the rats don't reciprocate. Continuing with the theme of science and boners, another group of scientists has completed a guide to "masturbation during an eclipse." A man gets ticketed for driving in the H.O.V. lane with "the most interesting man in the world." A burglar decides to share his hideout location on SnapChat. Minnesota sex laws need to be revised, as a man is cleared of charges for ejaculating in a co-workers coffee. A woman is found guilty of firing a shot into a fast food drive-thru window, when bacon was left off of her cheeseburger. Stripper on stripper action, in a bad way, as one assaults another with a clear plastic stiletto and takes a "selfie." Florida news, this week, includes dog poop smearing, sex in the sandbox, and video recorders in a miniature golf bathroom. Scott Weiland is running out of chances to make good with his fans. Rob "binge-watched" The Jinx (interview/confession of Robert Durst) and tries to sell it to Vitch. All this and so much more, including toasts to Vitch's mom & Rob's dad, a classic from Black Sabbath, and an AMAZING gem from Slash & Myles Kennedy. Salud!

 

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Vitch and Brother Rob start off show 31 with some Boddington's Pub Ale and Negra Modelo. The tab stays open as they begin planning a pub crawl/remote podcast from Ireland. Talk of accents leads into a brief chat about Simon Pegg movies. Oh, aye. Can we write Signal 70 off on our taxes? Probably not. Brother Rob does Larry King - not literally - and talks about a naked guy in North Carolina - literally - hanging out in his doorway. A 77 year old Utah man has been going full monty for over 30 years until some new neighbors moved in and forced a cover up. A 31 year old Florida man gets arrested for being a super perv in a 7-11 parking lot. A New York man catches a DUI charge after walking into a police car. A man dressed head-to-toe as Darth Vader robs a North Carolina bank at gunpoint. Rob finds his lack of cash disturbing. A man in New Orleans shoots his friend after his buddy tried to give him the wrong kind of swill beer. Susannah Hoffs has done a number of projects, behind Brother Rob's back, with Matthew Sweet. Vitch plays a few samples and the guys almost finish early. Brother Rob has updates on the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Robin Thicke countersues Marvin Gaye's family in a total waste of the court's time. Malfunctioning iPods and iPads make the guys really nervous. Sony creates a product that can hold 64,7500,000 songs. It might be able to hold all of Brother Rob's tunes. That leads to a discussion about music players and the demand for better storage capacity. A movie is coming out this summer featuring 80's video game characters. Vitch almost has a nerdgasm. That segues into talk about a guy named Don Messick. You might not know his name, but you definitely know his work. Microsauce, er, Microsoft discontinues Internet Explorer in a move that shocks no one. Brother Rob's nude Instagram?! Toast this week to Vitch's mom, celebrating a birthday. Happy Birthday, Mum. Music this week from Matthew Sweet and Led Zeppelin. Cheers!

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Vitch and Brother Rob start off the show lamenting about their grueling work schedules while sipping on some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shock Top. Brother Rob finally scored himself some Guinness Blonde recently, and promptly devoured it well before show time, Smiegel-style. The guys hop up on the soapbox for a few minutes to talk about a group of college students who want to have the American flag removed from their campus....in California. Huh? What prompts young people to want to join ISIS? Yeah, we still aren't sure. Brother Rob scores a crisp new dollar bill from Arbitron to track his radio listening preferences. Clearly, they value his opinion offering up such a huge sum of cash. Take the money and run, Rob! A 32 year old woman in West Palm Beach, FL tells police she went full monty at a Dunkin' Donuts as a sorority pledge stunt. 32 years old? Sorority? Yeah, sure. A woman got hit by a train because she was too busy texting. Surprisingly, no Darwin Award was handed out that day. What do you do when your BFF starts making porn? Beat her up and upload the video to Facebook like anyone else would! If you get arrested for sniffing paint in West Virginia, it's important to come up with a cool alias. Need a place to hide your dope? Just write "Not Weed" on the clear plastic container. The cops will never know. If you park your car in Akron, OH, don't park it in the "Brown Zone." A man tries to rob a salon in Russia, and the owner catches him and brings out the gimp. A Pennsylvania man tries to avoid arrest by rolling around in dog dookie. Didn't work, but still nasty. Pharrell Williams and Robin Thicke jacked beats from Marvin Gaye? Vitch mentions that he's looking forward to someone doing a cover of "The Humpty Dance," and Brother Rob steps up to the plate. He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Jack White buys an Elvis original. Dave Grohl stops a show to give a souvenir to a blind fan in the audience. "We Are The World" turns 30 years old. The guys toast the passing of Leonard Nimoy and Sam Simon, and offer congratulatory toasts to Rob's friend Sally, and Vitch's pal, Joe. Music this week from AC/DC and Seether. Cheers!

 

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The guys are joined by the very entertaining and much loved Barry Funkhouser (aka FUNK), currently co-host of The Dirt. The trio discusses Funk's and Rob's history, as they take over the bar. The Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary special becomes the topic. Eddie Murphy must have been abducted by aliens and replaced with a non-funny replica. There is a Southern California gang map, from which it's difficult to determine a posse from a bowling team. A Chula Vista, California couple decides to knock it out, in broad daylight and in front of a downtown dress shop, while a Minnesota couple decides to have sex in somebody else's hot tub. You're thinking that you settled down a little too soon, right about now, right? Meanwhile, in South Carolina, a woman pulls a gun on her boyfriend for picking sleep over sex. History is being made, in Florida, with the first penis reduction surgery. Do I have to state the obvious? Anyway, women are making breakfast with their vaginas, er-um, "vaginae(?)." PornHub does a study on porn activity and it's increase, immediately, following the Super Bowl. Jesse Carey, of the Relevant podcast, listens to Nickelback for 168 hours straight (7 days). A Montana state representative, wants to ban yoga pants. 22 mind-blowing facts about time and much more. Music, this week, from Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars, Vallejo, and Breaking Benjamin. We toast Funk. Thank you, for hanging with Signal 70.

 

You can get more Funk at www.thedirtshow.com. www.spreaker.com (search for "The A.D. Show" and/or "The Dirt"). Episode 125 of www.risetooffend.com. And follow Funk on Twitter - @funkfm.

 

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Vitch & Brother Rob are drinking off the same menu tonight, with Rob enjoying a Sierra Nevada Golden IPA and Vitch throwing back some Pale Ale. There may, or may not, be a shot of Jameson in the room. Vitch is becoming accustomed to being a full time student again. He hasn't been in detention...yet. The guys discuss Kayne West stealing Beck's thunder at the Grammy Awards. Stay classy, fam! Brother Rob has a list, from LA Weekly, of the "Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time." Sure, Pretty Ricky could hold a spot on that list, but Rush? Really?! Rap career failing? Join ISIS! Vitch tells the story of a jilted woman who rips open her ex's bag, and an 82 year old woman who steals "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray. Kids not allowed in the adult bookstore? It's cool. Just leave 'em in the car. Rob shares that Charles Manson's bride-to-be didn't really want his love, just his corpse. What do genetic traits reveal about health? Brother Rob has the answers. Your walk can reveal how many orgasms you've had. Vitch & Rob want to conduct that kind of research. Music tracks from the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Tool. Toasts this week go out to Rob's Aunt Mary and Vitch's son Jake, both celebrating birthdays. Cheers!

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We find our heroes amidst some sports talk. The Seahawks decided to give a championship away, while the "Caps" whacked the Kings 4-0. The NHL Winter Classic and more hockey news dominate that conversation. Charles Manson might be getting pre-wedding jitters. Never fear, Suge Knight is on his way! Celebrity Criminal News transitions into Stupid Criminal News, as we check in with Florida, North Dakota, and South Carolina. On tap, Vitch is doing Harp Irish Lager. It's a Sierra Nevada Ale Variety 12 pack, for Rob. Vitch has the lineup for the 2015 Summerland Tour and Rob is baffled by a Crossfade web search. We get a concert recap and updates from the band The Smithereens. Vitch saw them (live) and was close enough to get an interview, BUT didn't! McDonalds' CEO is stating that the fast food giant will be eliminating french fries, from their menu, and replacing them with sliced apples. Rob shares quotes from women asked if craft beer drinking men are better lovers. Oregon State home-made pornstar, Kendra Sunderland, has been presented with her punishment but will, likely, be a million dollar porn queen regardless. Elizabeth Raine is auctioning off her virginity or was. A Wall St. executive is fired for her naked pics and embarks on her porn industry career. Closing out Rob's sexually related news stories is "5 Things That You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)." There is more, including full tracks by Crossfade and The Smithereens. This week's toast to Debe Castro (friend of Rob)and to Bruce Jenner. Cheers!

 

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We start the show by welcoming back a good friend, and stunning guest, Lo. Lo is sipping on Guinness Blonde, Brother Rob is enjoying a fine Scotch Ale, and Vitch has the ginormous mug topped off with Sierra Nevada Ruthless Rye. Vitch shares 20 movie quotes that were "cleaned up" for television broadcast, and it's horrifying. A clip from comedian Patton Oswalt confirms this theory. Brother Rob has music news about Puddle of Mudd front man Wes Scanlon's arrest at an airport, as well as upcoming album releases. Who else is excited about new Kenny G? Uh, not us. Vitch updates our listeners on our favortive Floridian with three breasts, or, as Brother Rob affectionately calls her, "Thripples." Don't brag up warrants on Facebook. A woman orders a Whopper and gets $2K in cash instead. WTF is a "Yumbo?!" Ever lost your mind in a McDonald's drive-thru over extra BBQ sauce? How many cows is your wife worth? Vitch, Brother Rob, and Lo have a conversation about "interesting" names. Ever felt like calling up the British Prime Minister and pretending to be the head of a UK spy agency? Apparently is isn't that hard. Music from Limp Bizkit and Rush, and much more. Toasts this week go out to Lo for joining/putting up with us, and to the Seattle Seahawks. Cheers!

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Harry Caray is in studio, when the guys open the mics. The conversation turns to Fireball, which is on tap, along with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shock Top. Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins front man) sends a letter to Marilyn Manson, warning him of the dangers of his relationship with Rose McGowan. The title of Show 25 presents itself, as the guys elaborate on the dating history of said Mr. Manson. From there, we are presented with audio tracks from some pretty famous tunes. This leads to concerns about the true vocal talent of some of our favorite artists. Rob gets quizzed, by Vitch, on his James Bond/Austin Powers trivia knowledge. Dustin Diamond (Screech/Saved By The Bell) gets arrested, on charges that he stabbed a guy during an altercation. The name of a new line of dermal products has raised a few brows. It's called "Foreskin." Give it a minute. Page 3 of The Sun is under fire from activists, who would like it to include shirts and bras. A man in Vermont has been urinating in laundromat washing machines. The police utilize social media to apprehend him. The Doomsday Clock has been bumped ahead to 3 minutes to midnight, due to environmental conditions and a perpetual nuclear threat. A man leaves thousands of dollars and other valuables in his unlocked car. The culprits make it easy on law enforcement when they create a YouTube video, bragging about their newly acquired fortune. Protestors, in Boston, shut down a major highway and get confronted by the non-protesting public. Deflate-Gate is the hot topic. The New England Patriots' views, on the accusations, are quite different from those of Vitch and Rob. There's more, but I'm getting writer's cramp. Toasts to Rob's newly discovered relative, Cousin Bill and to co-workers of Vitch who, recently, achieved promotion. This week's "tuneage" from P.O.D. and Material Issue. Cheers!

 

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