The show begins with a bitch being pitched via Rob. He is so aggravated that he went straight for the Jameson & Coke but, later, makes the switch to Dos Equis Amber. Vitch and the Ginormous Mug are going to battle with Smithwicks. Freezing the cheap stuff (liquor) kills the after-taste and drinking beer makes you smarter. Apparently, none of the drunk drivers that Vitch has pulled over were drinking beer. They weren't so smart. The guys get into a list of 8 "celebrities" who wanted to pose for Playboy, but were turned down. Ukraine has evolved to the 20th century and found Star Wars, as Darth Vader is added to the ballot. Sears gets some backlash for selling swastika emblazoned jewelry. Apple and Facebook are financing egg-freezing procedures, for their female employees. Rob likes his over-easy (his eggs and his women). The guys have something to say about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the latest nominees, and acts that have been snubbed, but are WAY worthy. A nurse in Italy has been accused of killing 40+ patients who she thought were irritating and/or who's family members were not agreeable to her. A tattooed model conducts Mozart with her "chesticles." A mother writes in to an advice column, stating that her son was masturbating while sitting in the penalty box during hockey games. Do you, or can you, cut out alcohol, while in the midst of an exercise/diet regimen? Well, it is healthy to drink in moderation. I'm in! Juliana gets toasted, exclusively (she knows how much she's loved). This week, full tracks by Velvet Revolver and Papa Roach.

 

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The Los Angeles Dodgers are out. Rob's baseball season is OVER! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid Ale is being enjoyed by Vitch. Sadly, Brother Rob has never heard of it. Rob, on the other hand, started with Kirin Ichiban and switched to Dos Equis Amber, neither of which is relieving the pain of his calf strain. Polyphonic overtone singing sounds better than Justin Bieber and is dolphin-friendly. Jack Black says that women in the music industry have a tougher path to fortune, fame, and success. There is a woman, from down south, who is breaking into cars in an attempt to remove I.S.I.S. terrorists from glove compartments. A 4 year old brings heroin to daycare for Show & Tell. In more drug news, a cocaine dealer’s identity is hi-jacked by DEA agents to Facebook friend the rest of the related cartel members. 7th Heaven actor Stephen Collins admits to child molestation. He's a shoe-in for"7th Hell." Mash-ups, via the band Rock Sugar, are discussed. Oh yes, there are some music samples for you. Kickstarter takes donations to prevent Canadian rockers, Nickelback, from performing. Taking the games back to the bare essentials, the guys discuss the Nude Olympics. Blah, blah, blah.....yahtta, yahtta, yahtta...... 17 hour erections, more music talk, and Skype's encryption of Rob's voice. It's like Suduko, but for your ears. No, not your rears, your ears! Full tracks by Queens Of The Stone Age and Korn. This week, the boys toast to the Los Angeles Dodgers, Rob's daughter Madelyn (birthday), and Mr. Matt Cooper, Esq. (birthday).

 

 

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The Yuengling is flowing, for Rob. It's not distributed in California. The password is: CONTRABAND. Vitch finishes all of his Sierra Nevada Flipside and makes the switch back to Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Then, the guys get all of their bitches pitched early. Vitch doesn't dig self-checkout stations nor runners who feel the need to jog in the middle of the street versus the sidewalk. Law breakers should not profit from their crimes, regardless of any excessive force by law enforcement....especially when it's funded with Rob's tax dollars. Rob is also concerned about the safety of his kids, when the school hires a child molester and another former police officer who's going through an internal investigation. It is going down, and quite frequently, at one Florida retirement community. A new, unnamed game is unveiled. The game involves iPods, on two coasts, multiple categories, and cat-like reflexes. Find out who wins. UPS cannot barter, apparently. A "brown" driver steals an extremely valuable package and trades it for a little "green." A British couple shares their fetish for sex dolls. Suck on that, EHarmony! Other topics include a list of bands who have replaced past members with relatives (where's Lynyrd Skynyrd??!!) and much more. Full tracks from Stone Temple Pilots and Seether. Honorees of the this week's toast are Charlie Brown (who turned 64 years old) and friend-of-the-show, Firechick (who went through a recent surgery). RATED O-G, by the MPAA. May not be suitable for uptight adults and young children. Violence, nudity, sexual situations, crude and sexual humor, strong language.

 

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The show begins amidst discussion about car troubles....specifically, Vitch's police cruiser. A woman takes police (not Vitch) on a high speed police chase, stating that she could not stop/slow down because her foot was stuck to the gas pedal. Another couple, endangering their child by not putting it in a child car seat, decides to increase the danger level by hiding the child in the truck while pulling over for a traffic stop. Seems legit, right? Rob has his own version of the "Ginormous Mug." It takes 3-4 Newcastles, at once, and needs a name. The "O.G. Ginormous Mug" is loaded with Samuel Adams Octoberfest. Who's down for Tacos & Meth and/or some THC dipped lollipops? 10 grams of pot....decriminalized, while it is a greater offense to be in possession of a bong. Canadian household products don't fly. Conceal & carry can be a pain in the butt, even when you carry it in a shoulder holster. White House security is discussed, as well. One woman gets a third tit, in an attempt to discourage prospective suitors, and another gets enhancement surgery to look like a dirty Barbie. A Denmark "breastaurant" serves up "happy-ending meals" by adding sex toys to their menu. One-armed bandits to languages and education, cell phones, meals with call girls, and much, much more. Discussion and toast for ailing AC/DC co-founder and guitarist Malcom Young. Full tracks provided by Faith No More and AC/DC.

 

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Rob is back, from Texas. Lots of beer was destroyed while hitting all of the "breastaurants," and strip clubs. Vitch enjoyed The Pat McGee Band, in concert, over the weekend. The Ginormous Mug is filled with Harp and Swithwicks is flowing, as well. Apple is releasing the iPhone 6 and violating Vitch's iTunes account. The "bitchin' will be pitchin'!" Plenty of music talk, as usual. Usher rips off Homer Simpson and Kanye West is at it, again. Dee Snider chimes in on Gene Simmons comments about "rock being dead," as the guys put that topic to bed. Do you have any/all of the "20 Mandatory Songs That Should Be On Everyone's iPod?" Vitch doesn't. Date rapists beware! Scientists have developed a nail polish that detects date-rape drugs that have been added to a potential victim's drinks. The guys share each of their top 10 "desert island discs." A female street artist/muralist wants to take a dump on her neighbor's property. Slash (of Guns n' Roses fame) offers his 12 most influential guitarists. False police accusations continue, and lots more. Full tracks by Bad Religion and Tonic. Toasts, this week, go out to family & friends, because you guys rock. Cheers!

 

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We find the boys "beers deep" again. Vitch is taking selfies with the "Ginormous Mug." We find out that Bob Uecker is, in fact, alive & kickin'. When that happens, there has to be discussion about Mr. Belvedere and the urban legend related to that show. Survivor lead singer Jimi Jamison dies, the day after being mentioned on Show 7 - "Dilligaf." Signal 70 has been ruled out as suspects. Gene Simmons calls the death of rock at 19:15 hrs PST, and is ordered to surrender the KISS ARMY. Dave Grohl takes offense in Gene's declaration, as well, while promoting the latest Foo Fighters album. Let's just say that Rob & Vitch talk A LOT of music this week. The unofficially titled "Battle Quotes" reemerges. Brother Rob may have gone too far back in time, for his quotes. Apparently, nude celebrity photos are falling from the "The Cloud" like rain. Should your privates stay private, in private messages and in the private parts of your PC or should your pubes go public, when they are sent via the "unhackable" internet? Toasts this week for the NFL, Jimi Jamison, and Joan Rivers, full tracks by The Almighty Ultrasound and A Perfect Circle, and much more. BURP!!

Beer stations! The guys are on "hop alert." The "Ginormous Mug" is full of Widmer Brothers Upheaval IPA and we, once again, find Rob drowning in Shocktop. No disrespect to Canadians, but all non-U.S. coins have been removed from the top of Vitch's bar. The basement (aka Signal 70 Headquarters) is an Irish Pub style studio. If Rob lived closer, it would be VERY DANGEROUS! The motion picture "The Notebook" inspires incest, at a southern Baptist church. Make sure you check the toilet for hidden cameras, next time you're in a public restroom. How much can you write off on your taxes for that human skull you've just donated to Goodwill? "YOU GOT 24 HOURS!" to complete the "Chug a beer/ P.M.S. Challenge!" A Texas brewery has created a 99-pack of their "Peacemaker Ale," and Vitch & Brother Rob contemplate a road trip. "Tastes GREAT, LESS filling," and "Real Men of Genius," some of the best beer commercials of all-time. "Matches" and "Quarters" are up to no good, but getting full pensions. A delayed reaction to "supposed" police misconduct, along with some inconsistencies in a reverend's story, make for a Ferguson-like situation, NOT! Like that fat chick, you're embarrassed of hittin', a panda has faked pregnancy to get attention. Rob tries to rename "Hello Kitty', because it has taken 40 years for it to be made clear that the character is not a cat. All this and SO MUCH MORE! Full tracks from Josh Todd and Queensryche and this week's toast to Brother Rob's 19th wedding anniversary, Tara Haas and her battle with cervical cancer, and to Vitch's friend, Matt, who lost his pet/friend Piper this week. Salud! (that's Spanish)

 

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Things are moving pretty fast. Vitch is bursting at the seams to share a special Signal 70 announcement. The show is now available on iTunes!  After braving the “Delawaters” of the Atlantic, Vitch has returned to share a few highlights from his vacation.  The conversation gets kind of deep, as the guys give you their favorite comedians of all time.  If you haven’t figured it out by now, Signal 70 loves pop culture, music, games, and lists, but especially, sharing their favorites. Assuming that he is being racially profiled, a man to steals a laptop, plus other diabolically criminal minds. Hair of the dog is the recommended remedy for a hangover…hypothetically. The next day (or any day, for that matter) should not include any of the 12 Most Disgusting Cocktails that Rob could find.  No toast to dead guys, this week. If you listen closely, you can hear Vitch's in-studio guest - Guinness the "Labradorasaurus!"  This episode’s drink specials include: Shocktop…again (It was on sale! FORGET ABOUT IT!!), Harp Lager, and Bushmills Irish Whiskey. Today’s “tuneage” provided by Bob Mould and Stone Temple Pilots. All this and MORE! Act now, and we’ll DOUBLE your offer!! *wink-wink*

We see the reemergence of the "Ginormous Mug," filled to the brim with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. It holds two, twelve ounce beers. That's double-fisting, with one fist. Rob is drinking Pumpkin Wheat, from Shocktop, which spawns Vitch's disapproval of seasonal beer brewers. Who has had enough of the Ice Bucket Challenge? I'm thinkin' that the boys have HAD IT! New York city beaches ban flotation devices. Fences are being put up, in Maryland, but not for the reason you're thinking (the password is Knee-jerk reaction). Ferguson, MO is the latest leader in the production of acts of human ignorance, no matter what side at which you are looking. To lighten up the mood, Vitch and Rob introduce a new "battle quote" game, which is currently unnamed (insert your suggestions here). Judges will determine, later, that there was Foul Play and declare a new champion. Speaking of movies, there's a soft core/horror/thriller/children's flick about a girl who has an angry appetite for franks, hot dogs.....wieners, really. Rob wants to rant, but educate about Facebook game request protocol, the "official" definition of "poking," and overall Facebook etiquette. We pour one out for the late-great Don Pardo and discuss his career. All this and so much more, including tracks from Slipknot and Social Distortion. It's Happy Hour times TWO!

After a brief summer vacation, Vitch and Brother Rob are back. The Smithwicks is flowing, as well as the Bushmills. Who would have thought that whiskey is not appropriate, for church? They give a shout out to Kevo and Montoyis, at the Beatin Da Block podcast, and get into a discussion about the greatest cover songs of all-time (at least, the less obvious ones). Are you NASCAR or are you NHRA? Marion Barry pays all of his parking tickets, yet they remain unpaid and NBA bully Ron "Metta World Peace" Artest decides on a new handle, to avoid suspicion by the Chinese Basketball Association. Rob shows off more of his psychic abilities via Skype, the guys toast the genius of Robin Williams, and delve into suicide.  Frank Caliendo does an impression of Robin Williams voicing the entire cast of The Wizard of Oz. That guy, Frank, has some "Mad" skills, too. This week's full tracks by The Black Crowes w/Jimmy Page and Volbeat. If you listen REALLY close, you can hear the bottom of the whiskey bottle.