Signal 70 is almost a year old. There is a contest, with prizes involved, so listen up. The bar is open! Brother Rob is drinking New Belgium Fat Tire, while Vitch has Sierra Nevada Pale Ale AND Jameson Black Barrel whiskey. Talk about doing it right! The guys discuss the best and worst beers, then the bitch-pitchin' begins. Vitch shares an inappropriate obituary for a 3 year old, whom was killed by a pitbull. It's off to Florida, from there. A man takes to social media to share his comparisons of beastiality and gay marriage. His employer fires him, based on his account activity. This sparks a small debate about employers using social media as a means of hiring and firing individuals, based on comments and posts. An arogant Texas man (is that redundant?) ignores posted warnings, of the presence of alligators, and decides to go swimming. The password is: Natural Selection. Vitch shares "5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F**k Animals." In "hold my beer and watch THIS" news, a man lights off a firework from the top of his head and dies. His mother wants new, stronger legislation against firework accessibility. An Ohio woman calls 911 to complain about some Chinese takeout, you know, like everyone does. Suge Knight will stand trial for murder, despite a witnesses "change of heart" testimony. The City of Baltimore fires the police commissioner, in a late response to allegations of excessive police force and the resulting riots from months ago. Amanda Peterson of "Can't Buy Me Love" fame, dies at 43. Early reports are attributing her demise to sleep apnea. Rob is worried, now, because he feels that he has sleep apnea. A 17 year old boy passes out, stops breathing for 20 minutes, and claims to have seen and conversed with Jesus. He makes a full recovery, miraculously. A new study finds adolescent 80's metal fans are happier as adults. A man accuses his EX-wife of cheating on him with sex toys. The Feds "go to Jared's" (Subway's Jared Fogle, that is) to search for child porn. Kanye gets a reality check from Corey Taylor of Slipknot, as well as The Who's Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey. The guys toast Rob's daughter , Madelyn, for passing her driver's test. Full tracks from Saint Asonia and Judas Priest. Don't forget to enter our contest! Salud!

 

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Brother Rob spoils himself with not one, not two, but THREE fine beverage choices (805 Ale, Dos Equis Amber, and Stone IPA). Vitch tops off his mug with Boddington's Pub Ale, and the guys are ready to get show 43 started. After lamenting about how all the cool fireworks are illegal where they live, the guys weigh in on the recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage. Vitch and Rob take issue with some of the social media keyboard warriors who don't know what they're talking about, but can't stop posting anyway. ISIS flags being flown at a gay pride parade? Well, not quite. Speaking of flags, the guys talk about the great Confederate flag debate. Vitch plays a game of "You Make The Call" with Brother Rob and describes a strange sight in traffic. Vitch takes issue with a commercial for Land Rover. Louis Farrakhan doesn't dig on the American flag. Vitch and Rob don't dig on his logic. A pastor in Texas sets himself on fire to draw attention to racism. That leads to talk about the causes people are taking up, and why. In Winnipeg, Canada, a police helicopter flight crew flying around the city, unknowingly activate the public address system and talk candidly about oral sex. In Florida, a woman beats her boyfriend after catching him performing oral on another woman, while a man fights with his girlfriend because he can't get it up. Brother Rob tells the tale of a pair of hikers in Oregon who angered the wrong animal. The UK is making efforts to curb violence by having people turn in their knives. Vitch has a follow-up story on Eddie Van Halen's harshing of Michael Anthony. Sammy Hagar chimes in, and it is awesome. The guys raise a glass to our great nation. There's tunes from Clutch and Sixx: A.M., and much more. Cheers!

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We find our friends in familiar territory. The Depth Charge is filled with Foster's Premium Ale, while Vitch is, once again, basking in the flavor explosion of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Conversation begins with a shout out to Russell Westbrook. Do you get that? Rob didn't, either. Bigots and race baiters unite! Rachel Dolezal becomes the latest trend for racial discord. Blanket Jackson is tired of the nickname bestowed upon him by his father, Michael. EVERYBODY, a collective "AWWWWW poor rich baby!" Life's hard when you're the result of spun sperm. Eddie Van Halen continues to promote the demise of his own faculties, as he continues his barrage on past and current band mates and "friends." With minimal spoilage, the guys discuss the season finale of Game of Thrones (SPOLIER - People die). Stop me if you've heard this one before, "A Pennsylvania man walks into a bank, with a duct taped vibrator, stating he has a bomb." Apparently, cannabis therapy is an effective way of beating cancer, or so says Tommy Chong. Meanwhile, in Florida, a woman admits to having sex with her female pitbull. She even has pics on her phone! Staying in the Sunshine State, a man loses winning lottery tickets work a small fortune. An Arkansas man decides to masturbate in the parking lot of a "Come 'n' Go," in broad daylight. Do you see the irony? Should it be called the "Cum 'n' Go?" In student/teacher "relations" news, a 37 year old male teacher weds his "teacher's pet" immediately following her 18th birthday. Dave Grohl breaks his leg in the middle of a concert, but still manages to finish the show. Noel Gallagher has a new project and some advice on demo protocol. Can a man be raped by a woman, uh, I mean a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader? Charges have been filed. Go figure. The fines for foul language are being increased in Arlington, Virginia. A search party for a "missing woman" in Iceland includes the missing woman, herself. Full tracks from Nazareth and the Meat Puppets, a toast to all you "fah-zhahs" and so much more. Salud!

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Brother Rob and Vitch start the NC-17 edition of Signal 70 by topping off the mugs with Shock Top and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Will there be porn in space? If Porn Hub has their way, there sure will be! A woman gets arrested for engaging in a sexual act on an Air Canada flight. The guys discuss membership in the Mile High Club and Brother Rob shares a story about a flight attendant who hit on him during a flight to Vegas. Does the story have a happy ending? Vitch has 19 quotes from women about how they really feel about their breasts. What do men think about women's pubes? How do they feel about manscaping? Listen in, and find out. A British woman gets jailed for having too much loud sex. Vitch talks about a porn star who turned comedian. The guys are impressed with her body of work. In Seattle, a woman gets charged with trying to rape a man as he slept. The ensuing conversation has Brother Rob ready to write a porn screenplay. A prison employee in Oregon has sex with an inmate, but not before another employee has already gotten down with this particular convict. Led Zeppelin is putting out some previously unreleased material, and re-releasing a few records. A Massachussetts man walks around an elementary school dressed as an Imperial Stormtrooper, complete with a blaster. The Principal sees him, freaks out, calls the cops, and the trooper ends up getting arrested. Vitch senses a disturbance in the force. The guys talk about why people make dumb and illegal modifications to their cars. That conversation leads to talk about tickets. Vitch does a little mythbusting. Brother Rob jumps on the soapbox to remind everyone that wild animals are, in fact, wild. Don't put your windows down when lions are nearby. In another Great Moment in the History of White Trash, two women in the midwest get into a scrum in Wal Mart, and one woman gets her kid involved. Brother Rob toasts his lovely daughter and a host of other recent high school graduates. Vitch raises his glass to his own little dude who just graduated from preschool. Congratulations! Music this week from Muse, and a never before heard track from Led Zeppelin.

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The bar is open! Brother Rob is sampling a variety of Shock Top flavors, while Vitch is getting into the season with Sierra Nevada Summerfest. The guys say goodbye to Bruce and hello to Caitlyn Jenner. Evidently, people want her to be a metal stripper or strip her medals, or something. Either way, you will be an expert on Olympic rules and regulations after this segment. Dennis Rodman (of NBA fame) has tweeted an invite to Caitlyn to go out on a date. Rob has WAY too much knowledge on the rest of the Kardashians. Transgender people are pissed off at the world, but Amy Schumer can "catch a 'D'" whenever she wants. A woman goes under the knife to get her butt enhanced, and dies. Vitch dismisses a claim that he takes big breasts for granted. Sticking with the breast theme, one teacher shares "before and after" pictures of her breast enhancement surgery with several of her high school students, while another takes her students sex toy shopping. A man who came to fame by making chocolate anuses...ani (?), is making them out of metal and glass. Get yours NOW, for only $1,900! A man gets arrested for selling heroin on the street, gets thrown in the back of a squad car, and chews through his seatbelt. A 19 year old drunk man sets up his own DUI checkpoint. Just FYI, law enforcement doesn't like being mocked. You're welcome. Another man climbs upon a police cruiser and begins dancing on it. A Michigan woman who took a page out of Mike Tyson's playbook and bit off her boyfriend's ear, strikes a plea bargain. PSA TIME!! "Ransomeware" events are on the rise. Don't open any suspicious emails. There's a new country group out. They're called Kanye Twitty. Rob sings a Hee Haw "diddy." Vitch shares a list of guys who have "buried a bone" in one Lindsay Lohan. Linday was nice enough to keep Rob off of that list. Cameron Crowe is getting flack for the casting of HIS new film, Aloha. Open carry advocates are not helping their cause by abusing the right to bear arms when a man shows up in an airport with a rifle slung over his shoulder. In lieu of paying higher wages, McDonald's is eliminating employee positions and leaning toward automation. Check out the link to one of the greatest rock bands ever....The Alimighty Ultrasound...located on the Signal 70 and Pod Zeppelin Facebook pages. This week's toast is to Caitlyn Jenner and the sounds are provided by the Lords of Jack and Breaking Benjamin. Cheers!

 

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Show 39 finds Brother Rob staying true to form with Blue Moon and Shock Top filling his mug. Vitch takes Firestone Easy Jack IPA for a test drive and declares it a winner. After some brief talk about late night TV and an awesome anniversary gift that Vitch received, Vitch shares a work story about a guy who gets shot 5 times and refuses to provide any information. Was Suge Knight involved? Karma smacked George Zimmerman pretty hard when he got shot at recently. Suge Knight was NOT involved. A man in Florida turned himself in for killing his imaginary BFF. A woman in Oklahoma slashes the face and steals the shoes of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Wouldn't be much of a story, but the ex-girlfriend was dead and laid up in a funeral home when it happened. Elsewhere in Oklahoma, a man confessed to killing his father by giving him what Vitch described as an "Atomic Wedgie." Brother Rob corrects the term to "Thermonuclear Wedgie." BOOM! Upset that he couldn't sell his house, a Georgia man did what any of us would have done - drove his truck straight through it. Taylor Swift takes the top spot on Maxim magazine's "Hot 100" list. The guys are still scratching their heads. Talk turns to TV singing shows and how they quickly lost their way. Diddy post controversial comments on Instagram, and race becomes an issue, yet again. Vitch tells the tale of some bizarre Comcast customer service calls, which Comcast say they never made. What say you, listeners? Rob talks about cars that can drive themselves. The future is now! Vitch gets a new cop car. Rob is teaching his daughter to drive, but not the Hemi. Chris Pratt talked about having guys hit on his hot wife, right in front of him, before he was really famous. Don't chase bears with hatchets. It won't end well. And will the guys do a seminar on common sense? It could happen. Tunes this week from Audioslave and Stevie Ray Vaughn. The guys toast the late, great BB King, and more. Cheers!

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The "Labradorasaurus" and the "Beagley-Beagley" join the Signal 70 studio audience. Rob has a tab open. The bar wench is told to keep the Sierra Nevada Celebration Ales and Blue Moons comin'. Sally Kohn tweets about taking advantage of "white privilege." The conversation gets long and white (it could happen) in regards to racism and reverse racism. We hear a comedic, but racial, song from Eddie Murphy's SNL days. From there, we embark on a "beer tour." Vitch and Rob need a road trip to certify the validity of this list of cities (one beer after another). Mrs. Brady (Florence Henderson) says she got crabs, from former New York City Mayor and former U.S. Congressman John Lindsay. In other STD news, a Florida woman gets fleas AND GETS ARRESTED from having sex with dogs and under-aged boys. A Czech Republic teacher has her porn alias discovered, via her students. Why are her students watching porn?? Wait! There's MORE! A Florida teacher gets caught, half-dressed, in a car with an 18 year old student. No big deal, right? They were parked in the school parking lot, the car was filled with smoke, and marijuana was their choice of inscent. In Florida (this should be the start of every sentence), a couple were filmed, by a grandmother, and witnessed, by many others, having sex on a Manatee County beach. Three-way marriage is coming closer to becoming legal, in Great Britain. This puts the institution of marriage up for discussion. Matthew Kohr is suing Starbucks, for spilling a cup of coffee ON HIMSELF?!! An off-duty, Baltimore-area police officer bites the balls of a man flirting with his female companion. Vitch talks music and upcoming shows that he will be attending (without Rob, AGAIN!). A package of cocaine is discovered in a wrapped Nature Valley granola bar, naked men in lawn chairs with automatic weapons, Arkansas seniors put their school up for sale on Craig's List, and much more. This week the guys spin music from God Lives Underwater and Soul Asylum. Happy Mother's Day toast, from Signal 70. Thank you, for listening. Salud!

 

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Joining Vitch and Brother Rob, once again, is our good friend, Lo. Lo is sipping on some Harp Irish Lager, while Vitch is favoring some Lagunitas "Hop Stoopid" IPA. Brother Rob tops of the "Depth Charge" mug with Blue Moon. Speaking of Blue Moon, some guy is suing the brewer for calling themselves "craft" beer. Vitch mentions the importance of reading the labels on your beers. Lo suggests the guys do an "All Liquor" episode. That could (will) happen. Brother Rob talks about the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. "Flakka" is on the rise in, of all places, Florida. Vitch rattles off a stoner's "To Do" list. In dumb criminal news, a Wisconsin couple get busted for bathroom sex, Chris Brown gets in trouble for assault, and a mom calls the police on her unruly 10 year old. Looks like a case for Lorenzo MacIntosh! In Brother Rob's music news, Prince wrote a song about the unrest in Baltimore, and Bono's arm and hand still haven't healed enough to play guitar. Isn't that the Edge's job? A woman in Florida smacks her boyfriend up after he criticizes her chicken cooking skills, while other Floridians' behavior is just plain crappy. A German website aims to be the Yelp of the European sex industry. A Japanese man invents a video game designed to strengthen kegel muscles. Time to step up your game, Microsoft. A man gets a call from the Pope and almost sends him to voicemail. Brother Rob shares an incredible list of 20 record setting things involving sex. Vitch isn't sure if he's impressed, or horrified. Brother Rob also shares his awesome picks for royal baby names. Music this week from Black Label Society and Pusherjones. Toasts to Rob's cousin Chloe, and Rob himself - celebrating birthdays - and to Lo for joining us. Cheers!

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Brother Rob has some Newcastle Brown in hand, with Blue Moon on "Ready 5." Vitch is test driving a new brew this show - Yards Brewing Company's Thomas Jefferson's Tavern Ale. Brother Rob shares his jury duty experience. Are they ever good experiences? Brother Rob shares a story about ethnic minorities who want "safe spaces," without white people. Didn't segregation end decades ago? The guys discuss the looting/rioting in Baltimore. Pour an extra drink, folks. The social commentary gets a bit deep. Vitch talks about a Florida woman (surprise, surprise) who filed an expeletive laced legal document after a judge threw out her civil suit. Objection! Motherf*cker! A man in England comes up with a phallic way to deal with the pothole problem on the roadways. A man in Greece is convicted of stealing electricity. Not terribly unusual, right? Except that the defendant was dead. Heading back to the USA, a New York man is arrested in New Jersey for being the "Candyman." There's an ice cream store called "The Cannabis Creamery." Bet you can't guess what they put in their frozen treats. In Iowa, NBA great Scottie Pippin's daughter gets arrested for urinating in a hotel lobby, and Brother Rob shares a story of a guy dropping a deuce in the middle of a shopping mall. Like any of us would do. A cop in Texas was facing discipline for having his picture taken with Snoop Dogg. The trooper files suit against the state agency. G's up, ho's down. Vitch plays a tune and puts on his fanboy hat for a minute. An Alaskan duo steals a bunch of pizzas, and tries to sell them to the police. Evil geniuses, for sure. A company has created a sex toy that you can fill with your deceased lover's ashes. That's not creepy, is it? A Georgia woman takes to Facebook to call for the immediate killing of all white cops. How do you suppose that worked out for her? Music from Birdbrain and Everclear. Toasts this week go out to the first reponders in Baltimore and those who chose to protest without violence and destruction. Cheers!

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Congraduations to Vitch! Rob, to the rescue. Vitch, is in recovery mode, after graduation celebrations. So, the hair of the dog is Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Rob has a fridge full of Newcastle Brown Ale. The guys counter the final ten of Charles Martel's 100 Worst Rock & Roll Songs of All Time with their own bottom tens. Rachel Lehnardt, the Georgia mother who held a teenage sex-over, is sentenced and another follow up for a story regarding the woman who shot up a McDonald's drive thru, because they did not put bacon on her burgers. In Florida this week, a British tourist urinates in a hotel's ice machine. A pregnant Popeye's Chicken employee is fired, after being held up at gunpoint. Two "friends" get into the classic argument "Apple iPhone vs Android" and it gets violent. A Washington state high school student straps a fake bomb to his body, during a prom-proposal, and get suspended...DUH!! A Pittsburgh man drives through several communities with another man clinging to the hood of his car. We get "Tips For Success" from some billionaire, that the guys find "uber-obvious." Native American actors leave the set of Adam Sandler's new production, due to cultural inconsistencies and insults within the script. The discussion transitions to racial terminology and foul verbiage. Get your $1's ready. There has been a recent trend in strippers performing at funerals in China. Talk about a nice, stiff one?! All this and more, including songs from The Holy Barbarians and Sevendust. This week, Vitch toasts his classmates and fellow grads. Thank you, for listening. Send your comments, please. Salud!

 

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