The show starts out with the guys, again, talking about one of their favorite people - Kanye West. Ye was accused of jacking software off the internet. He addresses that accusation in an audio clip. Comedian Katt Williams can't seem to stay out of trouble. But that's just the life of the pimp. Brother Rob tells the tale of the story of a police chase involving the Mystery Machine, and the guys talk a little about televised police chases. Public Enemy's Flava Flav does a weather report. Vitch shares a list of unusual hobbies of famous musicians. Brother Rob talks about a recent study that shows IPA drinkers tend to be psychopaths. Vitch takes exception. Speaking of beer, Brother Rob rocks out the life hacks with 14 uses for beer, besides drinking. Vitch quizzes Rob while going down a list of 25 horrible original band names for groups who went on to become wildly successful. Vitch raises a glass to Brother Rob for his spot-on social media comments. Music from The Fearless Vampire Killers and Trapt.

 

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The show opens with discussion about a Toyota Prius commercial. A reference to Show 61, in regards to Florence Henderson, gets the attention of one of the faithful. Then, there is a follow up to a story from Show 62. The "Rajun Cajun Sheriff" calls it a career. People are having sex in the parking lot of an English pub and the owner is pissed! The Government is warning us of a "Breast Apocalypse," if it becomes legal for women to be topless in public. Rob brings a list of the "20 Richest Musicians of All Time." Miller/Coors is getting sued, once again. This time, it's for false advertisement. In a "follow up assignment," the guys rebut Rolling Stone's "50 Top Hair Metal Albums of All Time List" from Show 62. The guys give a music update, to include some recently released and soon to be released albums. Glasses raised to fallen officer, Ashley Guindon, and the Washington Capitals, with musical homage to Fu Manchu and Trivium. Thank you, for listening. Cheers!

Vitch opens the show talking about a lawmaker in Maryland who wants to require police officers to perform community service work every year. The guys talk a bit about police video cameras, then Vitch plays audio from a video featuring a colorful Louisiana Sheriff's captain. Brother Rob tells us about the public decency laws in Vienna. In Oregon, a business savvy Girl Scout peddled her cookies outside a marijuana dispensary. Vitch talks about the new web series from Louis C.K. and is wildly impressed with Alan Alda's range as an actor. The KKK won't clean up their act, but they want to clean up a roadway. In "Law & Florida," a guy calls 911 to talk about Hitler and boredom, and a customer goes berserk in a pizza shop for a pretty lame reason. Brother Rob talks about 15 musicians who have told politicians to stop playing their songs. Vitch and Rob run down Rolling Stone magazine's list of the "50 Greatest Hair Metal Albums of All Time." A shout out this week to Marie Gregorio-Oviedo, and because we talked hair metal, we played some, too - music from Whitesnake and Ratt.

 

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Denver has taken care of Carolina, St. Valentine's Day is over, and Signal 70 Studios East has been upgraded, for your listening pleasure. Rob is back, fresh from his ski vacation. Florence Henderson (aka Mrs. Brady) turns 82 years old and is getting more "trim" than Brother Rob. A teenager dies, of a heart attack, after beating off 56 times in a row. Just so we're clear, DON'T MASTURBATE AND DRIVE. Yet another man crashes his vehicle, driving while "rubbing one out." Papa John's founder John Schnatter is raising pizza prices 14 cents per pie and reducing employee hours, to avoid paying insurance costs. "Vaginal Kung Fu" is real and one woman has mastered it's techniques to the point that she can lift items with her vagina. In "Law and Florida" this week: He says she says, as a woman batters one Harry Johnson, an alligator is thrown through a drive-thru window, and a woman beats her man, after finding a foreign dildo. Ace Frehely has announced the release of his new album. It is composed of all covers and includes collaborations with several artists. Vitch brings download data and Signal 70 salutes the international listeners, as well as those domestic. THANK YOU, from Vitch and Brother Rob. He's the man who invented television and is the number one rockstar in the world. If you haven't guessed, it's Kanye West. He is all over Twitter and the news feeds, AGAIN. An anti-law enforcement troll attacks a tribute to officers killed in action. The Raconteurs and Helmet provide the music and toasts to slain Maryland sheriff's deputies, Patrick Dailey and Mark Logdson, and BIG LOVE to Juliana Yzaguirre Cooper. CHEERS!

 

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Vitch exposes Rob's secret mutation (it's an eye-thing). Jonas slams the east coast, but is no match for Vitch. Ice Cube speaks on the Academy awards. An Iowa woman is arrested, for beating her husband down after he refuses to sex her up. Remember "Don't jerk and drive" from show #22? A Detroit man wasn't listening, evidently. He was jerking and driving, when he crashed his vehicle. Ron Burgundy is nabbed for running a sex club, in Virginia. Rob finds a list of "The 50 Best Craft Breweries of America in 2015." What happens when you combine Mountain Dew and methanol-based racing fuel? It's called "Dew-shine" and it's a lethal cocktail. Vitch plays a trailer for a new movie NOT nominated for an Oscar. A new study finds that cunnilingus fights cancer. We get some music news from Vitch, to include some upcoming concert tours. This week, in "Law & Florida," a woman scams her way through several enhancement procedures, an Uber driver pulls a gun on his passenger, and a man gets pulled over for tinted windows, but arrested for drugs he had in his shoes. Stephen Hawking warns us about the demise of the human race, in the next 100 years. Toasting, this week, to Montoyis and music from KISS and SIXX A.M.. Thank you, for playing. Cheers!

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The show starts out with the guys talking about grooming standards in the workplace. Brother Rob was tired of looking like Gandalf, but wasn't being a Penelope, either. Vitch has concerns about tattoo policies at work. Brother Rob has a list of the "Top 100 Rock/Metal Vocalists." And, like other lists, the guys just don't get it. Seriously, does anyone even know half of these guys?! A woman turns to GoFundMe after she doesn't win the Powerball. In Wisconsin, a drunk girl leaves a party and quickly becomes a Chicksicle. Law and Florida, as always, showcases the best of the worst of the Sunshine state. The curiosity about a certain band gets the best of Vitch, and on-the-spot research is conducted. Metallica threatens legal action against a Canadian tribute band. The guys mark the passing of Glenn Frey. Music from The Cult and The Scream, and more.

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Powerball fever is in the air. Unfortunately, the guys aren’t seeing any of the winnings. But the show begins with an interview of a gentleman, standing in line for tickets. He has a plan, for the winnings…do you? For the record, Charlie Day is NOT in The Hangover movies. Sean Penn interviews a fugitive, drug-dealer. A woman is confronted, in a Walmart, for shoplifting and things get violent. By the way, she is a stripper who has appeared on a previous episode of Signal 70. In other Walmart news, a man takes over the P.A. system to propose to his girlfriend. Then, the couple goes on a crime spree. A homeless couple starts a campaign to raise money, for their wedding. Rob Zombie has a new release, to be accompanied with a movie. You can be in it...the movie, that is! The Playboy Mansion is up for sale, but you have to let Hugh Hefner remain as a renter. (Audio) An interview with a woman who's apartment building burned down. "No Pants Subway Ride Day" has gone worldwide. Get 'em off, NOW! A new world begins...one without rock legend David Bowie. Rob has issue with Alyssa Milano, posting breast-feeding pictures and video to social media. Vitch brings 14 facts about Netflix. Montoyis has parted ways, with Kevo and the Beatin' Da Block Podcast. (Audio) His new venture is titled, Shoot From The Hip. Music from The Plimsouls and David Bowie, whom is toasted as well as Pat Harrington Jr. (Schneider, from One Day At A Time) and Montoyis. A perpetual toast to YOU, for listening. Salud!

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The "Year of the Butt Hurt" has come to an end, and the guys are ready to start of 2016. Vitch and Rob talk about uneventful New Year's Eve happenings. Vitch shares an essay written by a young woman that has he and Brother Rob scratching their heads. Brother Rob tells us about a website aimed solely at white people. We're sick of racist behavior on both sides. Vitch talks about a group of brothers filming stupid and dangerous videos for YouTube. Brother Rob shares a story of a three-way gone horribly wrong. The guys use this as an opportunity to remind listeners about the "Golden Rule." How can giving vodka butt shots go wrong? Brother Rob tells us. Law and Florida is back, with a vengeance. Brother Rob shares a list of 10 beers that are on the rise, and 10 being held on by life support. The guys mark the passing of Lemmy and Natalie Cole. Music from Suicidal Tendencies and White Zombie. Happy New Year, everyone! Cheers!

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It's the Signal 70 Christmas show! We wrapped it up and put it under the tree for you. Or, if you prefer, we stuffed it in your stocking. You'll have to listen to find out what's inside. But you guys have been not just good, but great, all year long, so Santa Vitch and Santa Brother Rob brought you something nice. Merry Christmas, to all of you. Thanks for listening. Cheers!

*no Egg Nog was harmed in the recording of this episode

It's the Signal 70 Turkey Day Special, which, sadly, won't be heard until well after Thanksgiving. Brother Rob drops mad coin to create an alcoholic Advent Calendar, while Vitch celebrates the arrival of his favorite seasonal brew. Brother Rob talks about the possibility that he'll create some meade, and Vitch is already looking for flights to California. A FOX News contributor angers Star Wars fans. A man in Tennessee wins the "Pervert of the Week" award. Brother Rob got nailed for speeding and Vitch is stunned by the cost. Ever wanted to know how much it costs to actually be Iron Man? Brother Rob itemizes the costs. A recent Jeopardy! contestant is getting noticed, but not for her smarts. A surfer in Florida gets bit by a shark and responds in kind. Brother Rob shares a list of 10 artists who probably won't make it into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame. A man gets upset when his masseuse won't give him a "Happy Ending," so he takes matters into his own hands. Vitch tells you where you're most likely to see, or even be involved in, a Black Friday brawl. A 200,000 year old city is discovered in South Africa. Brother Rob is gearing up to be the pit crew on a ride from CA to Las Vegas. Music from 30 Seconds to Mars and Saxon, and much more. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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