The second show from 2015. After a brief recap of 2014, the guys discuss some upcoming, personal  events. Vitch is concerned about his son becoming fluent in 'potty-mouth." I think it's only a matter of time. On tap, tonight, are Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Shocktop. Anyone see a trend in beverage preference? Time to get ahead of your favorite bands, with the first Signal 70 concert and album update. Vitch brings audio of a couple guys shredding out some Slayer on little kid instruments. It is BAD ASS!! In "wasting tax-payer dollar" news, the name Van Halen is being fought over in court. An old maid gets married to her two housecats......purrrrfect. A man, going by the handle of "Poop Gangsta," not only shoots a man but drops some knowledge. The movie rights are being worked out, as we speak. A 17 year old girl beats up a fellow classmate, for playing the "fart game." Meanwhile, in Florida, restaurant patrons try to pay their tab with counterfeit money; which was a gift from "Black Jesus." Rob tried to pay a bar tab with his Mervyn's card, once. He has no ground to stand on. Politics and music don't mix. Actually, celebrity (of any kind) and politics is rarely necessary. Rob and Vitch also agree that social media (Facebook) is not the place for your political and/or religious agenda. A walking billboard gets arrested for selling drugs, while wearing a t-shirt saying "Who Needs Drugs?" A couple is arrested for having sex on top of a vehicle at a car dealership. Now that's what I call a TEST DRIVE! Mechanofilia is in the air, as an elephant in heat attacks a car going down a road, in Thailand. Closing out the show, Rob and Vitch discuss upcoming/anticipated movies for 2015. There's more, but you aren't reading this anymore. Tonight's "tuneage" is provided by The Foo Fighters and Rage Against The Machine. This week's toast is going out to Soi and Gary Moore who, both, have passed away recently. Rest In Peace, brothers.

 

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To get through the last show of 2014, Brother Rob enjoys a variety of fine beers from a holiday sampler pack, and Vitch stays in his Sierra Nevada wheelhouse with some Celebration Ale in the mug. Vitch tells Brother Rob about a unique bottle of beer he received as a Christmas gift that requires a team of strong men and some furniture straps to move. Play-Doh is making penis toys? Vitch sets listener Scott straight on who Brother Rob actually is. In Episode 13, the guys discussed the nominees for the 2015 Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction. In this episode, the inductees are announced and discussed. Does anyone know who the Paul Butterfield Blues Band is?? No shortage of Stupid News in this episode (and, of course, some of it comes from Florida). Brother Rob grows his own stash....of peppers. Is one of your favorite stores closing in 2015? The guys reflect on the past year. Brother Rob runs down a list of amazingly stupid city ordinances and struggles with a less-than-reliable bottle opener. Capping off the show, our last call for 2014, Vitch & Brother Rob share some resolutions for 2015 that they hope others will embrace. Music from The Killers and Iron Maiden, and much more. Cheers!

 

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Tonight's drink specials: Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Shocktop. Indians are phishing for Vitch, but he is way too smart for them. ATTENTION EVERYONE LOOKING FOR SELENA COOPER, she no longer has the cell phone number that Vitch has had for over a year! Rob gets a wrong number from a guy wanting him to stop trying to f@ck his wife? In "music" news, Scott Stapp has escaped from his home, and is involved in world espionage. In REAL music news, the guys delve into the "Ultimate Guitar Showdown." The Sons of Anarchy finale can be discussed. Rob has, finally, seen it. "Don't jerk and drive!" is the new safe driving slogan. No matter how you look at it...it is sound advice. Where do you get your news and is it unbiased?"Mini-Vitch"loves to go to the beer store, with his dad. A man, who hasn't had the use of his arms, is arrested on gun possession charges. Texas is trying to institute an "open carry" law. Studies show that changing the 9-5 work schedule can have health benefits. In "only in Florida news," two men steal toys, from a Walmart, by faking a heart attack. The U.S. Navy is developing a "shark-drone"....lasers, not included. North Korea punks Sony Pictures into not releasing the Seth Rogan/James Franco movie, The Interview. Are you , still, reading this? Get to downloadin' and listenin! Full tracks from Filter and Volbeat. This week's toast(s) go out to Scott Davis and to the Jews.....er......Hanukkah. All this and so much more!

 

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Dos Equis Amber and Harp Lager are the beers of choice, this fine evening. Vitch presents a list of "crazy girl" names... which are shared with a few of his exes, as well as his wife. The music is flowing, as the guys introduce a new feature called "Random 5." Vitch picks five acts and so does Rob, they each pick one favorite tune from each, and share them with you. The Navy has lasers and will not hesitate to use them. You can get a DUI for eating beer-battered fish....AND BEER! Florida twins are cat-fighting over sex toys and a man. Scientists are working on a bionic bra. Have you ever cooked bacon, naked? Naked bacon-cooking armor is now available. Speaking on naked, there is a movement to "free the nipples"... you know, topless women!? I'm thinking that the guys are ready to vote in favor, if it makes it to ballot. Okay, now, we know why it has not been made legal, already, as a Florida man is arrested for masturbating, naked, in his mom's front yard. A former tycoon hides part of his car collection, in a French barn, for 20+ years (estimated value $18 million). Nickelback has a new record out. Vitch plays a sample from it, and the guys are shocked to find that it's good! Billy Corgan (The Smashing Pumpkins lead singer) ranks his band above Pearl Jam, Nirvana, and The Foo Fighters. Santa's secret is out. He has slave elves, called "Black Pete." This week's toast is to Rob's wife. Full music tracks from Everclear and The Smashing Pumpkins.

 

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On tap tonight: Newcastle and Lagunitas I.P.A.. You have been warned. The Depth Charge and the Ginormous Mug are loaded and capable of full saturation. The race war and police hatred are getting out of hand, as protests reach the NFL, social networks, freeway on/off ramps, etc. In other crime-related activity, a school library book is returned after 65 years. In Florida news, a man fills his pants full of tongue......cow tongue, that is. Another man gets arrested for throwing a McChicken sandwich at his pregnant wife. A young lady, busted on drug charges, posts her mug shot because it's "cute." A woman stabs her boyfriend, for feasting on their Thanksgiving spread without her. Creed front man, Scott Stapp, claims that his fortune has been stolen. He is available, for comment, at Holiday Inn. Law firm testimonials are covered, "if you or a loved one has died." Vitch and & "the Mrs." go to the Art Alexakis show. We get a run down. Axel Rose responds to false reports about his demise. The Stone Temple Pilots have replaced Scott Weiland with Chester Bennington (Linkin Park, lead vocalist) and released an EP. Signal 70 is your #1 source for year old music news, tour information, and album release dates. The James Bond movie title has been released. Rob is avoiding trailers for that and the upcoming Star Wars motion picture. The world's longest pub crawl (at least until Vitch & Brother Rob shatter that record), sriracha-infused stouts, 10 things you might not know about vaginas, and much, much more. Happy Birthday toast to Vitch and a tribute toast to Vitch's father. Bad ass music, this week, includes full tracks from King's X and Stone Temple Pilots.

 

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The show opens with talk about the Monkees, Boondock Saints, and The Walking Dead. How does it all tie together? Rob is hung over and has left the "Depth Charge" in mothballs. He is drinking Shocktop.....with a slice of orange. Vitch has loaded the "Ginormous Mug" with Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Jameson Irish Whiskey is on the Alert 5. Vitch goes grocery shopping and a shady character asks him to trade groceries, paid for with state assistance, for cash. Rob pisses off his neighbors and his brother.... indirectly. With Ferguson dominating the headlines, how could it not be discussed? Gun control for toddlers is a must. Looking for Christmas gift suggestions? How about the Lego Strip Club? "Crack Mayor" DEAD, reads the TMZ headline, regarding the death of Marion Barry. Vitch's 4 year old son is a magician, in training, and wants EVERYTHING for Christmas. BIG surprise, right?! A man, named Phuc Q....Fuck You, is arrested for attempting to rape young "menzez." A couple, having sex roadside, causes a traffic jam. A Texas teacher signs a sex contract with one of his female students. Talk about "cramming for exams." Signal 70 kids are more computer savvy than their fathers will ever be. Halle Berry got a judge to disallow her daughter's hair to be straightened. Bette Midler is asking Ariana Grande to be more of a singer and less of a slut. The guys talk about radio, disc jockey voices and personas, FCC licensing, and so much more. Full tracks, this week, from Rough Cutt and Shinedown. Cheers to YOU, our listeners, and to retailers that are not forcing their employees to work the Black Friday madness.

 

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The good news....Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale has been located and liberated by Vitch. Rob has a loaded "Depth Charge" full of Fosters Premium Ale. Who would have thought that Brother Rob used to sing Barbershop? Jose Canseco is selling body parts, on EBay. Charles Manson is sending out wedding invitations. A "closeted" boyfriend gives his girl 6 reasons why he's breaking up, while a middle-eastern man divorces his bride, on their wedding night, after seeing her face. Atari games are netting BIG bucks. A cop is arrested for upholding his own version of the "penal code." ♫ She came in through the dashboard window ♫ A woman is struck, crossing the famous "Abbey Road" and a delayed reaction to another pedestrian/car incident. Bill Cosby is accused of rape.....a quarter of a century or more after. An Australian grandmother sunbathing topless gets incorporated in a real estate billboard sign. In strippers behaving even "badlie" news, beat downs are taking place using stilettos and "fellatios" (w/ franks). A woman lets her dog mark territory, in a clothing store. We find out what REALLY happened to Vitch's foot. This week's toast is to the Dropkick Murphys, with explanation. Full tracks from Soundgarden, Fuel, and the Dropkick Murphys. Do you like white meat or dark meat?

 

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Rob goes to the store, to look for Guinness Blonde Lager, but ends up with Fosters Premium Ale. Vitch has himself some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, while waiting for Celebration Ale to appear on store shelves. Signal 70 is hit with a summons, for jury duty (okay, it was Vitch). He got paid $15. Drinks are on Vitch! We find out that the guys aren't into outdoor hobbies, as in hunting and fishing. Joe Dirt II is in the works. There a couple of new studies, explaining the stupidity of some of the population. Hopefully, there will be a cure soon. Dorito flavored Mountain Dew and liquid peanut butter doesn't sound good, sober. Lisa Ann calls out Philadelphia Flyers player Michael Del Zotto, for soliciting hook-ups from the porn star's friends. Monster energy drink is, apparently, devil's spunk? In music news, The Cranberries front woman, Dolores O'Riordan, is arrested for assaulting a stewardess, an update on Led Zeppelin's future, the band Live releases new material, and Mick Jagger is asking for 12 million dollars, from the Rolling Stones' insurance company. A billionaire is happy losing 972 million dollars, in his divorce. Sam Simon (The Simpsons co-creator) is donating his entire fortune to charity, upon his death. All this and so much more. Glasses are raised for Tara Haas, Sam Simon, and to veterans / active duty personnel. Featured artists, this week, are Chevelle and Live. Something is awry?

 

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Vitch pulls the trigger on the brand new Guinness Blonde, and it's incredible! Rob is doing Negra Modelo. The San Francisco Giants have won the "Wild Card World Series." Big whoop, er, I mean, congratulations Giants. The Signal 70 studio refrigerator is loaded with quality beer. Where did the orange juice go? Who cares, there's BEER! Renee Zellweger has had some work done. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Aaron Lewis (Staind - lead singer) puts a few stains on the National Anthem. Hockey Legend Gordie Howe has health issues. Signal 70's very first guest is in studio. Say hello to FIRECHICK. Negative Yelp comments (or all negative comments, for that matter) are, sometimes, not justified; especially when given by negative, ignorant ass-munches. Wholly missed calls! The "Obama phone" has been stolen! Vitch shares his Dave Attell experience. A woman gets arrested for shoplifting sundries; sexual sundries. Apparently, it is not good to have sex in the ocean. You might get stuck? Sounds terrible, right? If you get arrested, it's not good to give them Denzel Washington, as your name, unless you are, in fact, Denzel Washington. Rob gives Vitch and Firechick an "80's" Movie Trivia quiz. Neither of the guys dressed up, for Halloween. But there are some good costumes discussed. The show, then, turns to fun with Firechick. This and so much more, including full tracks by Our Lady Peace and Alice In Chains. This week the guys are toasting Firechick, the Pennsylvania State Police, the FBI, and U.S. Marshal Service. Pop the cap, sit back, and laugh your arss off!

 

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Ow-WOOOOOO! Just in time for Halloween, Vitch has got a hold of some Newcastle Werewolf. Rob has, finally, opened his 12 pack of Negra Modelo. Only good brew will do for Signal 70. Vitch takes issue with another public servant and continues the "bitch pitch" about a lady whom is more concerned about an ambulance blocking her car, than the injured human beings that need medical attention. Desensitization and police bashing are becoming more and more commonplace. A Florida man inseminates a stuffed horse, at Walmart. Another man fakes a coma, for two years, to avoid prosecution. A waitress, in Indiana, receives a "shitty tip"... literally. A 10 year old boy, has no respect for his elders. Don't blame the music, the video games, nor the toys..... it is poor parenting. Rob gets educated on the situation surrounding Deftones bassist Chi Cheng's accident and demise. Plenty more music related stories, pertaining to the likes of the Foo Fighters, Alice Cooper, and Led Zep guitarist Jimmy Page. If you have $150,000.00 lying around, ebola.com is up for sale. A Cleveland convict is seeking parole, so he can watch LeBron James win a championship with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Reality TV takes a hit, with the cancellation of "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo." Cheer up. The guys discuss plot holes, between the Star Wars trilogy and the prequels. A painter is claiming to have lost his virginity to an extraterrestrial, and to have fathered lots of illegitimate alien babies. All this and tons more, including full tracks by The Deftones and Alter Bridge, and toasts to Chi Cheng and our very own Vitch.

 

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