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Signs You Might Be A Bad Driver! — The Carmudgeon Show w/ Jason Cammisa & Derek Tam-Scott — Ep 151


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Let's have some fun coming up with a list of things that other drivers do that piss you off! Make sure to comment below!


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In this episode, Jason prompts Derek to come up with a list of 5 Signs You Might Be a Bad Driver.


Derek came up with one. Jason came up with a Biblical List of Driving Crimes, including:


1. If you're not angry, you're probably the problem.

2. If people are mad at you, you might be a bad driver.

3. If people are mad at you, and you don't know why, you're DEFINITELY a bad driver.

4. If you don't know the rules, you're a bad driver.

5. If you don't pull over to let people pass on a California road, you're a bad driver.

6. If you don't (always) use turn signals, you're a bad driver.

7. If your passengers can feel your lane changes, you're a bad driver.

8. If you don't use vehicular body language, you're a bad driver.

9. If your passengers' heads are bobbing around from your control inputs, you are a bad driver.

10. If you have worn out a clutch, you're probably a bad driver. (There are exceptions.)

11. If you hold a phone while driving, you're a bad driver.

12. If you don't rev-match, you're probably not a good driver.

13. If you don't double-clutch into 1st... you know the drill.

14. If you don't warm up your car, guess what? Bad driver.

15. If you don't hold the steering wheel at 9:00 or 3:00 (or anywhere not 180º apart) you're definitely a bad driver.

16. If you drink and drive, Jason has no respect for you and hopes you get arrested before you hurt someone else. If you hurt yourself, good.

17. You don't know why the ESP or Traction Control light is flashing, you are a bad driver.

18. If you haven't read your owner's manual, you might be a bad driver.

19. If you don't understand the Zipper Merge, you're not just a bad driver, you're a c-word.

20. If you break the law for the convenience of others, you're a bad driver.

21. If you don't care that you're inconveniencing someone else, you're a bad driver.

22. If you speed up when being passed, you're guilty of attempted murder.


And finally,

23. If you are the host of the Carmudgeon Show, you're definitely a bad driver. :)


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