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Nearly 4 Tons of Weed Discovered in Shipment of Jalapeños

Dirty secret: Half of Americans don't change underwear every day

Doctor Warns Against Putting Chocolate In Your Vagina

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Steve Schiff is our very special guest on this episode. Steve has had a whimsical musical journey. Within this 40 minuets interview / podcast we covered what was happening during his time in High school in the Los Angeles area and How the band "1994" started him down the path of a professional musical career.

After the band “1994”, Schiff started a band with Micki Steele (Bass Player of the “Bangles) called "Nadia Kapiche" which was an improvisational live performance band. Notably after that, Schiff lands a gig with a rising German artist Nina Hagen. Nina’s fourth studio album titled “Fearless” putts Schiff in the writers chair, co-writing five songs. What I found interesting is that Flea and Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) are credited with the seventh song titled “What it is” on the “fearless” album. Steve tells us how that came to be.

Finally we dive into co writing “Don’t you forget about me” ultimately finalized by Simple minds for the movie "The Breakfast Club".

Special note: Mr. Schiff has been a great friend over the years. His kindness to come on our (jackass) podcast to chat about his musical journey is nothing less than a delight. Steve is a modest man about his accomplishments and we are so honored to travel down memory lane with him. We truly hope to have him back on.

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Here are the articles we covered in this show!

Everything You Need to Know About the G Spot

Spare A Thought For This Woman, Whose Contraceptive Bar Somehow Ended Up In Her Lung

Fragment of ‘The Rose Thorn,’ a Poem About a Talking Vulva, Dated to the 1300s

Does 'Summer Penis' Exist? The Truth About Men Looking Bigger In The Heat

Woman wants to open 'vagina spa' in the UK - offering vajacials and v-tightening


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The week we have our friend “B” from B’s Music. Lots of crazy talk.

Bishop Claims Men Are Gay Because Their Mom Enjoyed Anal Sex While Pregnant

This Pastor Was Arrested For Saying My Semen is a Sacred Holy Milk And Asking Members To Suck Him To Encourage God To Help The Church

How To Bedazzle Your Butthole On A Budget

Scientists create contact lenses that zoom when you blink twice

Freezable Bras Exist For The Summer Heatwave



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SURPRISE guest appearance !!! Here are the articles we covered in this episode.

Kanye West Is Building Star Wars Themed Low-Income Housing

Catholic Bishop Will Drop Holy Water From Helicopter To Exorcise A City

Driver accused of using 30-can beer pack as booster seat for 2-year-old

Women confess 'dumbest' things men have ever said to them about sex and periods

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Here are the titles of the articles that were chatted about during this podcast

Passenger Farted So Bad During Flight, That It Caused An Emergency Landing

Couple Filmed Engaging In Sexual Act During BEHEMOTH Concert

Vatican's Chief Exorcist Warns That Yoga Causes 'Demonic Possession'

World Wife-Carrying Championships: Lithuanian Couple Wins Title For Second Year In A Row

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It’s “That time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below.

Here are the articles that we chatted about during this episode.

Taco Bell Is Officially One of the Healthiest Fast Food Chains

A French Inventor Is Selling Pills That Make Farts Smell Nice

Naked man tries passing through TSA checkpoint at Detroit Metro Airport

Man accused of impersonating Uber driver arrested wearing fake penis

TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN

THE ORIGINAL BREAST BAND THAT GETS YOU MOVING. Buband.com


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Tanner is our guest. Tanner also helps us by finding articles for the show and submitting them. We dive into so many sexual topics. Tanner also answers 3 questions for our Patreon supporters. Aside from all of that, here are the two articles covered in this podcast.

Police: Ohio couple arrested for having sex on 150-foot SkyStar Wheel

Woman Takes Self Pleasure Breaks At Work Instead of Coffee!

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Our cherished friend Todd Evens is our guest tonight. We know him from area bands within Ohio and Michigan such as Porn Flakes, Lazy American Workers and Mobile DeathCamp but the world might recognize him as “Beefcake the Mighty” from GWAR from 2002-2008

We shoot the shit and also cover these articles along the way.

Officials can't find gator with knife stuck in head in Sugar Land lake

Kellen Winslow Jr. Reportedly Couldn’t Stop Masterbating In Front Of His Teammates

Andy’s final word is “ Decathect “ ahhhhhhh