Tommy from Toledo joins us again. We do story time with Tommy and we also cover these articles.

This lawnmower does 0-100mph in 6.3 seconds

Florida Man Gets A $500 Fine For Telling Police His Name Was "Ben Dover"

Scientists believe cockroach milk could be one of the most nutritious foods in the world

Teen driving 105 mph blames hot wings, need for restroom, police say

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It’s that time of the month with Amanda from blunt_Mommy podcast. Wow not a dull moment. Here are the articles mentioned in the podcast.

Man Suffers 9-Day Erection After Bruising Taint in Moped Accident

Dozens of naked people, holding up images of nipples, stood outside Facebook to protest its ban on nudity

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

WOMAN BEATS HER TINDER DATE WITH A 16-INCH DILDO FOR REFUSING TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON HER

Thank you for tuning in. Here are the article headlines that we went over.

Marijuana Tampons Are Here To Save You From Period Cramps

ND Man Pleads Guilty to Masturbating in Church’s Baptismal Pool During Mass

These kids were picking up trash for Earth Day. Then they found a 22-pound bale of weed

Aliens are HERE and they’re breeding with humans, claims Oxford University lecturer

Well Blasphemers, we actually did not cover any articles this episode. Eric Stuart is a voice actor but this is a great example of friends talking about life. Now for Eric, he has had a few different experiences than we have but that is what makes this show special.

We dive into Eric's voce acting and convention experiences. Then we dive into music. We hope you enjoy the show and for Paterons, there is extra content. Please visit www.simpleblasphemy.com to find our patreon and other podcast outlets

Our side producer / article finder Josch is our guest again. Here are the headlines we covered.

China vows to crack down on funeral strippers

Town Finally Fixes Potholes After Dude Spray-Paints Penises On Them

Women are most likely to switch from straight to gay in their adulthood, research reveals

Episode #53 has Green call in during his ride home from a family event half cocked. Here are the articles that were talked about.

Suspects accused of taking $21,000 worth of panties from Victoria’s Secret last month identified

Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting her husband

'Cannabis smokers are far less of a threat to society than drunks'

According To Study, Women With Big Butts Have More Intelligent Children

We have a very special guest Blunt Mommy Podcast apart of the NSFL podcast network. Here are the articles we covered on this Episode #52


Condoms That Change Color In Contact with STD Win Tech Award

Kuwaiti academic claims semen-eating anal worms cause homosexuality

Arkansas Woman Convicted of Killing Husband After He Subscribed to Porn

#51

Our first and only Patreon, Madison joins us. We chat about her experiences as a bartender and also cover these articles.

Woman Beat Her Boyfriend With His Own Prosthetic Leg When He Tried To Break Up With Her

Man high on mushrooms rips off part of penis

and she also takes the online quiz …

Is he a good boyfriend?

Episode 50! holy shit I did not see that. Our friend Joe from Minnesota joins us today to chat. Here re the articles we covered.

Meet Jo Cameron, The Woman Incapable Of Feeling Pain Or Stress

The Teacher Selling Strap-on Harnesses to Fund Inclusive Sex Ed Advocacy

Florida man threatens to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles,' warning police they should never have 'f***ed with the saint' as he's arrested for shouting obscenities in the street

All that in more on Episode 49. Here are the headlines form this weeks podcast.

Couples are getting 'sleep divorces' - and it could save your relationship

You can now visit a 5D porn cinema in Amsterdam complete with bouncing chairs

QUIZ: What's Your Sex Style?