Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: May Edition

 May.....June....who cares?  It's another Simplistic Reviews Podcast posting in June, but they're talking about things in May.  Yeah, that's just how these clowns roll.

From Philip Seymour Hoffman's smack habit to the benefits of drinking whiskey during a podcast (thanks Matt), we got you covered.  Oh, and why HPV saved Michael Douglas' life.

The guys also unleash their newest segment "Hey Fu*khead" where they unload on people and things that are ruining the world and the sad lives of DJ, Justin, and Matt.

And for you TV-heads, our hosts take a look at the upcoming Fall TV schedule and break down what to see, what to watch with caution, and what to avoid like the plague.

Also, if you get tired of our site reading reviews, head over to SlaughterFilm.com, click on the link on their page, and get re-directed back to our site.  Counter-productive? I think not, because Cory and Forest are doing the Devil's work over on SlaughterFilm.

*Correction to podcast:  Alan Silvestri did not score the Friday the 13th films, it was actually Harry Manfredini.

Show Notes:

Hoffman's Habit

The Rains of Castamere

Best of Fall TV 2013

Deep Throating for HPV

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April Edition

It's that time of the month again, take that as you may, but you won't need any tampons to listen to April's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

In this month's edition we ponder who is more evil, Red Skull or Adolf Hitler, Sheri Moon Zombie's ass, and Justin tries to sell Matt on Mad Men, and the P-word gets thrown into the mix.

 The guys also test their movie quote knowledge in the new segment, "Simply Quotable," and do a little Summer movie preview of their own with Iron Man already making waves.

If you like good wholesome family fun, well, find another podcast.  If you like three guys talking out of their ass for over an hour, well, now you're on the right track with The Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Also, May 6th is National Nightmare Day, a Day to celebrate the 1984 horror classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street."  Check over at SlaughterFilm.com for more information.

Show Notes:

Hannibal Review

Summer Movie Preview

The Benefit of Mad Men

National Nightmare Day

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast : March 2013

 You might ask yourself, "Hey Simplistic Reviews!  It's April, this isn't the March Podcast."  Well, yeah, you're right......that's all I got.  You got us listening public, this is the March Simplistic Reviews Podcast, posted in April.

We discuss everything from chocolate Easter bunnies to Peeps and even fit in some time to worship the Season Three Premiere of "Game of Thrones."

And while it seems like we have no shame (have you listened to any of our previous podcasts) we actually do, as we introduce a new segment, "Simply Ashamed" where we talk about crying, bestiality, and illegally recording "Ghost Rider," but not necessarily in that order.

So gather around the old iPod, or your Zune, bring grandma and enjoy the fun of The Simplistic Reviews March Podcast.

Show Notes

Sexy Cartoon Babes

Game of Thrones Love

Understanding Shame

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Late Edition: February 2013

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 Like the old cliche; "better late than never" The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back, and we're just as cliched as we were back in January.

In this February edition we wax poetic on the failings of non-Marvel Studios films, pass judgement on Bruce Willis' latest John McClane adventure, "A Good Day To Die Hard," and rip Seth MacFarlane a new one.

Plus, this time Matt is in the hot seat with another edition of "Word Association." From Harrison Ford to breast milk, nothing is off limits to Matt's rage, while Justin and DJ have their feelings hurt by our cybernetic robo-babe, Julie.

All this and much more in our "late" February podcast, right here on Simplistic Reviews.

Show Notes

Boycotting Non-Marvel Comic Films

A "Good" Day to "Die Hard"

Why Seth MacFarlane Sucks

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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: 2013 Oscars Special

 In this very special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast we break down the 2013 Academy Award, this Sunday, February 24th.  Will "Argo" make The Academy rue the day they didn't nominate Ben Affleck for a best actor award for "Gigli?"  Will another French Revolution occur with "Amour?"  Will we ever get to see the SyFy Original movie, "Zero Dark Thirty-One: The Return of bin Laden?"

All of this and much, much more in our special Oscar edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  Below are the categories we cover in the podcast, with our favorites BOLDED.

Best Animated Film: FRANKENWEENIE

PIRATES: BAND OF MISFITS

BRAVE

PARANORMAN

WRECK IT RALPH

Best Screenplay Adapted: CHRIS TERRIO-ARGO,

LUCY ALIBAR & BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

DAVID MAGEE-LIFE OF PI,

TONY KUSHNER- LINCOLN

DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Best Original Screenplay: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,

QUENTIN TARANTINO-DJANGO

JOHN GATINS-FLIGHT

WES ANDERSON & ROMAN COPPOLA-MOONRISE KINGDOM

MARK BOAL-ZERO DARK THIRTY

Directing: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,

BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

ANG LEE-LIFE OF PI

STEVEN SPIELBERG-LINCOLN

DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Best Supporting Actress: AMY ADAMS-THE MASTER

SALLY FIELD-LINCOLN

ANNE HATHAWAY-LES MISERABLES

HELEN HUNT-THE SESSIONS

JACKI WEAVER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.

Best Supporting Actor: ALAN ARKIN-ARGO

ROBERT DENIRO-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

 PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN-THE MASTER

TOMMY LEE JONES-LINCOLN

CHRISTOPH WALTZ-DJANGO UNCHAINED

Best Actress: JESSICA CHASTAIN-ZERO DARK THIRTY

 JENNIFER LAWRENCE-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

EMMANUELLE RIVA-AMOUR

QUVENZHANE WALLIS-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

NAOMI WATTS-THE IMPOSSIBLE

Best Actor: BRADLEY COOPER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS-LINCOLN

HUGH JACKMAN-LES MISERABLES

JOAQUIN PHOENIX-THE MASTER

DENZEL WASHINGTON-FLIGHT

Best Picture-AMOUR,

LIFE OF PI

ARGO

LINCOLN

BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

DJANGO UNCHAINED

ZERO DARK THIRTY

LES MISERABLES

Show Notes

Official Academy Awards Site

Django Review

Silver Linings Playbook Review

The Master Review

Zero Dark Thirty Review

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Tonight's Movie Commentary is a little unknown film called

Nobody's Perfect

Happy Halloween!

Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great...

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

98 mins | Horror | 1982

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Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

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