Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale

Welcome back to the only podcast that ghosts have figured out how to listen to: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, join hosts Ben and Tim as they review the Dinosaurs episode “Baby Talk” from season 3. This episode is about letting television raise our kids for us. Talking points include: Elon Musk on Mad TV or whatever, censorship on television, the truth about PC culture, and getting vaccinated behind fast food restaurants. As always, we hope you’re having a good week and we love you! See you soon!

Welcome to Season 3 of the only podcast in the world: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Thanks for kicking it with us for the first two seasons! This week, your hosts Ben and Tim are back to discuss the season 3 premier of Dinosaurs, "Nature Calls." Talking points include: the monopoly man's disappearing monocle, the Sinclair's new swimming pool, Garbage Bumps by Raccoon Stein, Earl's affair with the toilet, and more libel against famous, shitty, white guys. Thanks for being our friends and don’t forget that we love you. See ya next week!

Welcome back to the only podcast that could rekindle the love between your divorced parents, but only if that’s not something they’re particularly very interested in pursuing: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Join your friends Ben Handupme and We’re Gonna Need Another Timmy as they reminisce over the first two seasons of both the sitcom Dinosaurs and the aforementioned podcast. Thanks for hanging out with us for 36 episodes! Your time is the most valuable thing you have in this world and we’re very grateful and confused that you squandered it on us. We hope you stick around for the next two seasons because as much as we enjoy making this show for the sake of it, it’s much more fun knowing that you are all along for the ride. Talking points include: the Vanilla Sky soundtrack, wet ass Ben Shapiros, boring thieves, the Aaron Barrett that does not play baseball, Rob Zombie’s identical twin Bob Zombie, and more stories about peeing in public places. Sorry. We love you. Have a good week. 

Welcome back to the only podcast hosted by two witch-cursed dogboys on a mission: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Join hosts Ben and Timmy as they review the season 2 finale of the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs, titled “WESAYSO Knows Best”. This will also mark the end of season 2 of the podcast, and boy does time fly when you’re doing a niche podcast with your friends while a global pandemic runs amok. Tune in this week to learn about: the recurring theme of cuck plots, Jerry Seinfeld’s collection of Dinosaurs VHS (not full seasons), the fifth ninja turtle who was a girdle, the joy of watching TV in hotel rooms, and getting murdered by Mothman (ironically). And that’s all just within the first 15 minutes! Thanks again for hanging out with us. We love you all. We’ll see you next week. Check out the links in our description - we include them every episode.

Welcome back to the podcast that was recently not featured on The Joe Rogan Experience: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs tale! Here at Sinclairity, hosts Ben Handupme and We’re Gonna Need Another Timmy review episodes of the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. This week, they review the season 2 episode Leader of the Pack with help from guests Chris and Zach from the brand new podcast Keystone Copycats With Chris and Zach. We consider them to be our sister podcast, or rather our stepsister podcast, and we would like to dedicate the bulk of this episode description to advertising their show. The history of film is littered with keystone films that change a genre or create a new one. The goal of their show is to explore those movies and the legacy they leave in their wake. Next week, the first three episodes of season one will be available to stream everywhere. To get to know the hosts ahead of time, all you gotta do is listen to this episode of Sinclairity. Talking points include: planning your own funeral, peeing in bottles while on tour, Tim being too sick to reprogram birds, wasteful uses of bananas, and Fran putting on a Gangy suit for Arrested Development. Thanks again for tuning in - we love you all and we’ll see you soon! Bye!

Welcome back to the podcast that New York Times refers to as “exists” (citation needed): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week Ben and Tim are joined by puppeteer (and all around awesome person) Aurelea River to discuss the season 2 Dinosaurs episode “Slave to Fashion”. Other talking points include: getting stage one of that 5G microchip, how to hide yourself as a puppeteer, the value of 500 dollars in 1991 money, the subtle differences between carnies and circies, and the great Dinosaurs migration from Netflix to Hulu to Disney Plus. Be sure to check out the Mudlark Public Theater if you’re ever in New Orleans and you can find some of Aurelea’s creations on her instagram @thewildwoodrevue. Thanks again for joining us here at Sinclairity - we love you all and we’ll see you next week! Don't forget that police shouldn't exist and black lives matter. Bye!

Welcome back to the best podcast in the world (citation needed): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, hosts Ben and Timmy are joined by TC and Ceej from the really cool Boy Meets World fancast Bruh Meets World to discuss the Dinosaurs episode “And the Winner Is…” from season 2. It’s kind of a political episode as it’s hard not to make comparisons between our current political system and Earl’s campaign against BP Richfield to become Chief Elder of Pangea. Don’t worry, we manage to keep it relatively immature as per usual. Please do yourself a favor and check out Bruh Meets World on YouTube, Spotify, apple podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts at. And you can find them on Twitter at @bruhmeetsworld. As always, we love you all and hopefully you had a good week and another good week is ahead of you. Bye!

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Welcome back to what is technically the best podcast solely focused on the early 90s sitcom Dinosaurs! Obviously, I'm referring to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! Rather than providing you with a typical episode wherein we review an episode from the series Dinosaurs, we're blessing you with a very special episode this week! Join hosts Tim and Ben as they talk to Bill and Gene Barretta from the Barretta Brothers podcast (available on youtube and podcast apps). Gene is a very talented and accomplished author and illustrator of children's books and Bill was the man who wore the Earl Sinclair costume and has since been one of the most important members of the Muppets team. Do yourself a favor and check out The Barretta Brothers podcast, especially the series of episodes they released earlier this year focusing entirely on Dinosaurs. And congratulations Gene on your nomination for an NAACP Image Award! As always, we love you all and hope you're doing well. See you next week!

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Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Brought to you by Ben Handupme in cozy cooperation with We're Gonna Need Another Timmy. This week, we finish our two part mini-series Nuts to War about Operation We Are Right. Earl and Roy go in disguise as USO members in order to bring Robbie home from the trenches. Other talking points this week include: the Australian Broadcasting Company vs. the Antediluvian Broadcasting Company, lady spies vs. lady realtors, Bob Dole vs. Doug Stanhope, pistachios vs. cashews, Captain Hook vs. Sexual Harris, and hoodie weather vs. hoe weather. Notice a theme in our talking points? War is everywhere. But hey, maybe we should save the war for something worth our lives. On that note, we're adding a link that provides resources for helping out the Asian community in America and fighting against racism perpetuated against Asian people. We love all of you and we hope you're all doing well. See you soon!

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Welcome back to the number one most alienating podcast on the internet: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, Ben and Timmy discuss the Dinosaurs season 2 episode "Nuts to War Part 1" which introduces the concept of war to dinosaur society. Other discussions include: using a straw to drink oil straight from the ground, obviously forced Baby Sinclair B stories, the fact that most musicals fail, Timmy''s first D-List celebrity vegan update, and how war profiteering is killing us all. Join us next week for part 2 of this sweeping miniseries. 

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